PanMyHandleGuy185
@midwestguy185.bsky.social
NSFW +18. 23 Chaotic Bisexual. Gamer/Movie Lover 👾🎮. Environmental/ Natural Resource Major 🌿🌱🌳. Posting what I like, myself, and anything else I make up on the way.
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What if we evolve as humans to where mpreg fantasies become a reality and guys can get pregnant? Then what?
This is brought to you by: It’s Late and I Need to Sleep
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November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
What if we evolve as humans to where mpreg fantasies become a reality and guys can get pregnant? Then what?
This is brought to you by: It’s Late and I Need to Sleep
This is brought to you by: It’s Late and I Need to Sleep
Then neck biting right under the earlobe 🤤🤤🤤🤤.
(This is one of those things I mentioned a year ago with @pjr2.bsky.social on how to win me over I’m pretty sure)
(This is one of those things I mentioned a year ago with @pjr2.bsky.social on how to win me over I’m pretty sure)
Pulling them closer by the neck 🥵🫦
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Then neck biting right under the earlobe 🤤🤤🤤🤤.
(This is one of those things I mentioned a year ago with @pjr2.bsky.social on how to win me over I’m pretty sure)
(This is one of those things I mentioned a year ago with @pjr2.bsky.social on how to win me over I’m pretty sure)
Shits crazy that I was born the same year as this amazing game
On this day in 2002, 23 years ago, Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire were first released.
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
www.serebii.net/rubysapphire/
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
www.serebii.net/rubysapphire/
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Shits crazy that I was born the same year as this amazing game
I’m feeling spammy and also chaotic this evening. And I haven’t had a drink yet either which is crazy
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m feeling spammy and also chaotic this evening. And I haven’t had a drink yet either which is crazy
What does it mean when I want to be bred but I also want to breed someone simultaneously?
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What does it mean when I want to be bred but I also want to breed someone simultaneously?
I’m tempted to go clean face instead of trimming and shaping
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m tempted to go clean face instead of trimming and shaping
How…to…suck…bloomf’s…dick…through…phone
peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a desk with a computer and a mouse
ALT: peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a desk with a computer and a mouse
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
How…to…suck…bloomf’s…dick…through…phone
I like making people uncomfortable 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I like making people uncomfortable 🥰
EVERYONE STAY CALM!!!!
MY CHRISTMAS CACTI ARE STARTING TO BUD AGAIN!!!!
MY CHRISTMAS CACTI ARE STARTING TO BUD AGAIN!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
EVERYONE STAY CALM!!!!
MY CHRISTMAS CACTI ARE STARTING TO BUD AGAIN!!!!
MY CHRISTMAS CACTI ARE STARTING TO BUD AGAIN!!!!
I’m about halfway through my diet soda & sonic cheeseburger & I’m sitting at a stoplight, realizing how many people are in this world & how insignificant each of our lives are in the grand scheme of things
The world just keeps spinning & time goes on
How philosophical of me when I’m not even high
The world just keeps spinning & time goes on
How philosophical of me when I’m not even high
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’m about halfway through my diet soda & sonic cheeseburger & I’m sitting at a stoplight, realizing how many people are in this world & how insignificant each of our lives are in the grand scheme of things
The world just keeps spinning & time goes on
How philosophical of me when I’m not even high
The world just keeps spinning & time goes on
How philosophical of me when I’m not even high
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Beefy, hairy, man pits 🤤
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Beefy, hairy, man pits 🤤
Less interesting for me
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Less interesting for me
Can someone make a list that I can subscribe to where you have to have more than 10 actual posts (not replies) have a profile pic that’s real, and a thought out bio?
I’m going to be at 1k blocks by the end of the month and I’m already tired
I’m going to be at 1k blocks by the end of the month and I’m already tired
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Can someone make a list that I can subscribe to where you have to have more than 10 actual posts (not replies) have a profile pic that’s real, and a thought out bio?
I’m going to be at 1k blocks by the end of the month and I’m already tired
I’m going to be at 1k blocks by the end of the month and I’m already tired
There’s not been a single day the past couple weeks where I haven’t had my dick inside this thing one way or another.
Also I’m not apologizing for being a horny fuck the past two weeks either. Deal with it. (Plz and thank you)
Also I’m not apologizing for being a horny fuck the past two weeks either. Deal with it. (Plz and thank you)
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There’s not been a single day the past couple weeks where I haven’t had my dick inside this thing one way or another.
Also I’m not apologizing for being a horny fuck the past two weeks either. Deal with it. (Plz and thank you)
Also I’m not apologizing for being a horny fuck the past two weeks either. Deal with it. (Plz and thank you)
I think my parents plan for me backfired a little. I could care less about weed and drugs. But cleaning products?!
No wonder I like deep cleaning my apartment and vehicles so much now. I must’ve been huffing this shit all my life and it just smells so fucking goooooood 😪😵💫😤🫨.
No wonder I like deep cleaning my apartment and vehicles so much now. I must’ve been huffing this shit all my life and it just smells so fucking goooooood 😪😵💫😤🫨.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I think my parents plan for me backfired a little. I could care less about weed and drugs. But cleaning products?!
No wonder I like deep cleaning my apartment and vehicles so much now. I must’ve been huffing this shit all my life and it just smells so fucking goooooood 😪😵💫😤🫨.
No wonder I like deep cleaning my apartment and vehicles so much now. I must’ve been huffing this shit all my life and it just smells so fucking goooooood 😪😵💫😤🫨.
I hate that there’s a sonic across the street from where I work, and I’m usually in our shop working during the day so I can smell all the delicious smells every day.
This shit sucks and it makes me want to eat junk all day
This shit sucks and it makes me want to eat junk all day
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I hate that there’s a sonic across the street from where I work, and I’m usually in our shop working during the day so I can smell all the delicious smells every day.
This shit sucks and it makes me want to eat junk all day
This shit sucks and it makes me want to eat junk all day
I think this weekend I’m touching myself, the food in the fridge, and my severely neglected switch since I dropped legends ZA and haven’t had time to play at all the past couple weeks
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think this weekend I’m touching myself, the food in the fridge, and my severely neglected switch since I dropped legends ZA and haven’t had time to play at all the past couple weeks
I told neighbor boy that I want him to blow my back out this weekend or else I’m going to find a twink or daddy to do it instead and he didn’t like that. He got really pissy and possessive last night.
Needless to say I don’t think I’ll be able to walk after he’s done with me and I rage baited him😄😅
Needless to say I don’t think I’ll be able to walk after he’s done with me and I rage baited him😄😅
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I told neighbor boy that I want him to blow my back out this weekend or else I’m going to find a twink or daddy to do it instead and he didn’t like that. He got really pissy and possessive last night.
Needless to say I don’t think I’ll be able to walk after he’s done with me and I rage baited him😄😅
Needless to say I don’t think I’ll be able to walk after he’s done with me and I rage baited him😄😅
Kinda want a glimpse at who is saving my stuff. Obviously I understand the nsfw stuff but me with all clothes on has me curious
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Kinda want a glimpse at who is saving my stuff. Obviously I understand the nsfw stuff but me with all clothes on has me curious
Just realized I’m over halfway through November and haven’t cracked open another bottle of wine from home yet.
I know what I’m doing if I have this weekend off 😈
I know what I’m doing if I have this weekend off 😈
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Just realized I’m over halfway through November and haven’t cracked open another bottle of wine from home yet.
I know what I’m doing if I have this weekend off 😈
I know what I’m doing if I have this weekend off 😈
Someone’s dressed up as Elphaba at this chilis and I’m immediately getting a witches brew marg
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Someone’s dressed up as Elphaba at this chilis and I’m immediately getting a witches brew marg
Finally in some sweats and a comfy tshirt 🤤.
Once I get done going to the post office, doing a grocery run, and tackle some of my chores I’m cleaning up my beard. Then, I think I’ll be mostly caught up
Once I get done going to the post office, doing a grocery run, and tackle some of my chores I’m cleaning up my beard. Then, I think I’ll be mostly caught up
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Finally in some sweats and a comfy tshirt 🤤.
Once I get done going to the post office, doing a grocery run, and tackle some of my chores I’m cleaning up my beard. Then, I think I’ll be mostly caught up
Once I get done going to the post office, doing a grocery run, and tackle some of my chores I’m cleaning up my beard. Then, I think I’ll be mostly caught up
My upstairs neighbor threw out some of her plants right next to my door since I’m in the ground floor and this is what I managed to salvage from her dying plant remains.
Idk what she is but I’m excited to see if I have something to propagate
Idk what she is but I’m excited to see if I have something to propagate
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My upstairs neighbor threw out some of her plants right next to my door since I’m in the ground floor and this is what I managed to salvage from her dying plant remains.
Idk what she is but I’m excited to see if I have something to propagate
Idk what she is but I’m excited to see if I have something to propagate
I actually got off work at a decent time. I’m not doing physically and mentally strenuous things at work today for once and I think I might actually have the energy to clean my apartment and do everything that I was stressing about yesterday.
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I actually got off work at a decent time. I’m not doing physically and mentally strenuous things at work today for once and I think I might actually have the energy to clean my apartment and do everything that I was stressing about yesterday.