normcore rockwell
@normcorerockwell.bsky.social
You might know me from:
old Deadspin comments | Defector comments | pre-crash BigSoccer
Interests:
not getting hit by cars | rock climbing/bouldering | soccer/Liverpool F.C. | bad music | MoCo/DMV | cheap Japanese food | copywriting
old Deadspin comments | Defector comments | pre-crash BigSoccer
Interests:
not getting hit by cars | rock climbing/bouldering | soccer/Liverpool F.C. | bad music | MoCo/DMV | cheap Japanese food | copywriting
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Is there a starter pack for people who were on BigSoccer’s off-topic forums circa 2003?
Cat: “Enough with the cleaning, feed me already, no one gives a fuck about the litter.”
Also cat: “I took a shit outside the litter box because there was a chunk of pee.”
Also cat: “I took a shit outside the litter box because there was a chunk of pee.”
July 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Cat: “Enough with the cleaning, feed me already, no one gives a fuck about the litter.”
Also cat: “I took a shit outside the litter box because there was a chunk of pee.”
Also cat: “I took a shit outside the litter box because there was a chunk of pee.”
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Kudus to Chelsea feels like a classic @graceonfootball.com “don’t have to move houses” transfer
Understand Chelsea have had an exploratory approach for Mohammed Kudus knocked back by West Ham, who have sent Carlos Soler back to PSG. Plenty of clubs interested in #WHUFC's Kudus besides #CFC
www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...
Chelsea move for Kudus as West Ham make Soler transfer decision
Blues explore move for Hammers star as Enzo Maresca targets attacking lift
www.standard.co.uk
June 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Kudus to Chelsea feels like a classic @graceonfootball.com “don’t have to move houses” transfer
Hard time makes Hardw00d’s w00d less hard
June 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hard time makes Hardw00d’s w00d less hard
I owe you an apology, Facebook comments. I was not familiar with your game. This is a quality joke.
May 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I owe you an apology, Facebook comments. I was not familiar with your game. This is a quality joke.
This film from 1977 is shockingly prescient if you replace “zinc oxide” with “stuff from China” youtu.be/yo5g2LLxKHg
Zinc Oxide and You (Kentucky Fried Movie, 1977)
YouTube video by MishMash
youtu.be
May 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This film from 1977 is shockingly prescient if you replace “zinc oxide” with “stuff from China” youtu.be/yo5g2LLxKHg
I just realized that I would drink a lot more beer if I had a nice deck or a covered porch. It’s probably a good thing my house is a shitty un-updated 1950s Cape Cod.
April 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I just realized that I would drink a lot more beer if I had a nice deck or a covered porch. It’s probably a good thing my house is a shitty un-updated 1950s Cape Cod.
People keep describing Pete Hegseth as mediocre and I wish they’d stop. As a mediocre person myself, I consider him to be well beneath my level.
April 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
People keep describing Pete Hegseth as mediocre and I wish they’d stop. As a mediocre person myself, I consider him to be well beneath my level.
Update: my local TJ gave up on eggs this weekend because Trump continues to take egg
CC: @mtsw.bsky.social
CC: @mtsw.bsky.social
April 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Update: my local TJ gave up on eggs this weekend because Trump continues to take egg
CC: @mtsw.bsky.social
CC: @mtsw.bsky.social
I know there are terrible things happening in the world right now, but it’s important to celebrate the small victories
March 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I know there are terrible things happening in the world right now, but it’s important to celebrate the small victories
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I am starting to wonder if DEI was actually the glue holding our air transportation infrastructure together
March 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I am starting to wonder if DEI was actually the glue holding our air transportation infrastructure together
Imagine being this guy, furiously posting rude things to no one in particular.
February 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Imagine being this guy, furiously posting rude things to no one in particular.
One day I’m going to tell my grandkids about a time before Trump when eggs came in dozens instead of individually packaged eggs and they were so abundant, they cost less than $20 for 12 and commoners like me would literally “scramble” eggs for cheap, easy breakfast.
February 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
One day I’m going to tell my grandkids about a time before Trump when eggs came in dozens instead of individually packaged eggs and they were so abundant, they cost less than $20 for 12 and commoners like me would literally “scramble” eggs for cheap, easy breakfast.
Happy Friday and Trump take egg to all those who observe
February 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Happy Friday and Trump take egg to all those who observe
As a Japanese expat in the US, this feels super familiar
Imagine a guy in the US showing his support of Canada by becoming a weird weeb about Canada.
Like he's now dressed as a lumberjack, he keeps talking about the fine steel of his Yukon-honed axe, he ostentatiously sips aged maple syrup out of an authentic flask signed by Dan Akroyd himself, etc
Like he's now dressed as a lumberjack, he keeps talking about the fine steel of his Yukon-honed axe, he ostentatiously sips aged maple syrup out of an authentic flask signed by Dan Akroyd himself, etc
February 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
As a Japanese expat in the US, this feels super familiar
Good morning, Brick City
February 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Good morning, Brick City
My wife, who is lovely, smart, and appreciative of the good things in life, went to Trader Joe’s and got all the best produce she could find - tomatoes, avocados, and peppers - because that shit don’t grow in the States in February.
February 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My wife, who is lovely, smart, and appreciative of the good things in life, went to Trader Joe’s and got all the best produce she could find - tomatoes, avocados, and peppers - because that shit don’t grow in the States in February.
I feel like Democrats learned the absolutely wrong lessons from the 2024 elections.
They think they lost because they were too far to the left, when they really lost because they did what they’re doing now: ignoring people’s real concerns and pumping out pleasantries.
They think they lost because they were too far to the left, when they really lost because they did what they’re doing now: ignoring people’s real concerns and pumping out pleasantries.
if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.
February 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I feel like Democrats learned the absolutely wrong lessons from the 2024 elections.
They think they lost because they were too far to the left, when they really lost because they did what they’re doing now: ignoring people’s real concerns and pumping out pleasantries.
They think they lost because they were too far to the left, when they really lost because they did what they’re doing now: ignoring people’s real concerns and pumping out pleasantries.
This can’t be right. The song just came out like last year.
January 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This can’t be right. The song just came out like last year.
Late January is the time of the year when I see a barrage of cruise ship ads and think, “Bungee jumping looks fun but why would I want to to pay hundreds of dollars to do it while trapped on a building-sized Petri dish of airborne viruses with the carbon footprint of a million SUVs?”
January 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Late January is the time of the year when I see a barrage of cruise ship ads and think, “Bungee jumping looks fun but why would I want to to pay hundreds of dollars to do it while trapped on a building-sized Petri dish of airborne viruses with the carbon footprint of a million SUVs?”
Pleasureville, Kentucky, is roughly 10 hours away from Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Pleasureville, Kentucky
Population: 883
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleasureville,_Kentucky
Population: 883
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleasureville,_Kentucky
December 18, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Pleasureville, Kentucky, is roughly 10 hours away from Intercourse, Pennsylvania
No, but seriously, it took me like 15 minutes to explain iPods to my kids who have only consumed music through streaming and YouTube.
December 18, 2024 at 9:22 PM
No, but seriously, it took me like 15 minutes to explain iPods to my kids who have only consumed music through streaming and YouTube.
Am I a bad person for being glad the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter was caught once I learned about his media consumption habits?
December 10, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Am I a bad person for being glad the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter was caught once I learned about his media consumption habits?
So the one thing I’d forgotten since Jan 2021 is how spineless that dude is. Like, he has zero appetite for putting in the work to get the votes.
Also his Rolodex is basically people he’s seen on Fox News.
Also his Rolodex is basically people he’s seen on Fox News.
Hegseth will withdraw. DeSantis will take the position with little real problem. Might even get some Dem votes to be honest.
Just going through the motions now.
Just going through the motions now.
December 4, 2024 at 1:59 PM
So the one thing I’d forgotten since Jan 2021 is how spineless that dude is. Like, he has zero appetite for putting in the work to get the votes.
Also his Rolodex is basically people he’s seen on Fox News.
Also his Rolodex is basically people he’s seen on Fox News.
I was trying to explain the Trump dance thing to my non-terminally-online family and they'd never seen it* so they made me do the Trump dance and it was the most humiliating thing I've ever done
*or so they say
*or so they say
December 2, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I was trying to explain the Trump dance thing to my non-terminally-online family and they'd never seen it* so they made me do the Trump dance and it was the most humiliating thing I've ever done
*or so they say
*or so they say