normcore rockwell
@normcorerockwell.bsky.social
You might know me from:
old Deadspin comments | Defector comments | pre-crash BigSoccer
Interests:
not getting hit by cars | rock climbing/bouldering | soccer/Liverpool F.C. | bad music | MoCo/DMV | cheap Japanese food | copywriting
old Deadspin comments | Defector comments | pre-crash BigSoccer
Interests:
not getting hit by cars | rock climbing/bouldering | soccer/Liverpool F.C. | bad music | MoCo/DMV | cheap Japanese food | copywriting
But seriously there’s so much Lamar Jackson
August 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
But seriously there’s so much Lamar Jackson
If you live in Maryland, you’re inundated with so much Lamar Jackson AI slop and sure enough, Elena fed LJ too
August 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you live in Maryland, you’re inundated with so much Lamar Jackson AI slop and sure enough, Elena fed LJ too
Only a commie would propose free bus rides 😡
June 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Only a commie would propose free bus rides 😡
I caught Marinos vs Antlers last summer, mostly because Nissan Stadium is easy to get to from Tokyo. Really impressed with both sets of ultras, shame about the way-too-big stadium.
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I caught Marinos vs Antlers last summer, mostly because Nissan Stadium is easy to get to from Tokyo. Really impressed with both sets of ultras, shame about the way-too-big stadium.
I owe you an apology, Facebook comments. I was not familiar with your game. This is a quality joke.
May 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I owe you an apology, Facebook comments. I was not familiar with your game. This is a quality joke.
I would just like to point out that
April 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I would just like to point out that
Update: my local TJ gave up on eggs this weekend because Trump continues to take egg
CC: @mtsw.bsky.social
CC: @mtsw.bsky.social
April 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Update: my local TJ gave up on eggs this weekend because Trump continues to take egg
CC: @mtsw.bsky.social
CC: @mtsw.bsky.social
The last segment with @langealexandra.bsky.social about adaptive reuse hit close to home, literally. This is what White Flint Mall in suburban DC, just around the corner from my house, looks like now, almost 10 years after it was torn down
March 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The last segment with @langealexandra.bsky.social about adaptive reuse hit close to home, literally. This is what White Flint Mall in suburban DC, just around the corner from my house, looks like now, almost 10 years after it was torn down
I know there are terrible things happening in the world right now, but it’s important to celebrate the small victories
March 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I know there are terrible things happening in the world right now, but it’s important to celebrate the small victories
*First Christian character without a physical disability or finger gloves
March 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
*First Christian character without a physical disability or finger gloves
I buy the argument that Ebnezer Scrooge is, uh, not Christian because (uncomfortable mumbling, flop sweat), but the final scene is literally Tiny Tim saying, “God bless us, every one!”
March 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I buy the argument that Ebnezer Scrooge is, uh, not Christian because (uncomfortable mumbling, flop sweat), but the final scene is literally Tiny Tim saying, “God bless us, every one!”
March 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
For DC, it’s a tie for National, car technically wins for Dulles, but you easily lose 10 minutes trying to navigate Saarinen Circle.
February 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
For DC, it’s a tie for National, car technically wins for Dulles, but you easily lose 10 minutes trying to navigate Saarinen Circle.
Imagine being this guy, furiously posting rude things to no one in particular.
February 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Imagine being this guy, furiously posting rude things to no one in particular.
Still full of love in the image description though
February 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Still full of love in the image description though
TianaForLove has 3 total uploads on Commons and, uh, one of them is not like the others
February 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
TianaForLove has 3 total uploads on Commons and, uh, one of them is not like the others
Amorim seeing a squad with no wingback, surplus of wingers, no real 10 outside of Bruno
February 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Amorim seeing a squad with no wingback, surplus of wingers, no real 10 outside of Bruno
Happy Friday and Trump take egg to all those who observe
February 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Happy Friday and Trump take egg to all those who observe
Coincidentally, I came across a really great deal on these figurines
February 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Coincidentally, I came across a really great deal on these figurines
Have we considered asking her directly?
February 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Have we considered asking her directly?
Tokyo already has the transit part figured out, but they’re still going to bury the part of the Metropolitan Expressway that goes over the Kanda River and obscures the historic Nihonbashi Bridge
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Tokyo already has the transit part figured out, but they’re still going to bury the part of the Metropolitan Expressway that goes over the Kanda River and obscures the historic Nihonbashi Bridge
Haha just kidding there’s a Bay Area Rapid Transit station just a few blocks away
February 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Haha just kidding there’s a Bay Area Rapid Transit station just a few blocks away
With all due respect, this is from 2020, you dipshit
February 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
With all due respect, this is from 2020, you dipshit
Biden got the border crossings down. This was October 2024.
February 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Biden got the border crossings down. This was October 2024.
There’s going to be a scene where Zuck angrily peels off the mineral sunscreen of his face in front of a bathroom mirror while his notifications show him getting clowned online
February 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
There’s going to be a scene where Zuck angrily peels off the mineral sunscreen of his face in front of a bathroom mirror while his notifications show him getting clowned online