Norm Alverteilung
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Susan Wiles is Schrödinger’s employee: hates everything they are doing and is cool with all of it.
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Susan Wiles is Schrödinger’s employee: hates everything they are doing and is cool with all of it.
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“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington
“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump
“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump
“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington
“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump
“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump
“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
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For all of his pre-2017 complaints about Obama's golf habit over eight years in office, Trump's passed that total in less than five.
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
For all of his pre-2017 complaints about Obama's golf habit over eight years in office, Trump's passed that total in less than five.
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THIS.
One of the few positive aspects of this era in American history is that it's super-easy to identify the villains.
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
THIS.
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i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant 😞
September 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant 😞
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The only thing James Comey is guilty of is handing Donald Trump his first presidency.
September 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The only thing James Comey is guilty of is handing Donald Trump his first presidency.
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(Q23) Is democracy working now in America?
41% - Yes
53% - No
(Q23a) If democracy is not working, whose fault is it?
59% - Republicans
15% - Democrats
20% - Both
4% - Neither
1% - Don’t Know
41% - Yes
53% - No
(Q23a) If democracy is not working, whose fault is it?
59% - Republicans
15% - Democrats
20% - Both
4% - Neither
1% - Don’t Know
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
(Q23) Is democracy working now in America?
41% - Yes
53% - No
(Q23a) If democracy is not working, whose fault is it?
59% - Republicans
15% - Democrats
20% - Both
4% - Neither
1% - Don’t Know
41% - Yes
53% - No
(Q23a) If democracy is not working, whose fault is it?
59% - Republicans
15% - Democrats
20% - Both
4% - Neither
1% - Don’t Know
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Some of us do.
September 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Some of us do.
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We have never had a President whose statements are lies roughly 99% of the time. And the press won’t call them lies!
It’s like covering a concert and refusing to talk about the music
It’s like covering a concert and refusing to talk about the music
Trump: "I was very proud to see this morning I have the highest poll numbers I've ever had."
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We have never had a President whose statements are lies roughly 99% of the time. And the press won’t call them lies!
It’s like covering a concert and refusing to talk about the music
It’s like covering a concert and refusing to talk about the music
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It’s gonna be 🔥 when President Ocaso-Cortez extends this precedent.
It's impossible to overstate how problematic it is for the White House to demand payouts or company stakes in the course of approving deals, hand-selecting acquirers, demanding corporate compliance or anything else.
Exclusive | U.S. Government Is Expected to Get Multibillion-Dollar Fee in TikTok Deal
The fee would be the latest example of the government getting paid for involvement in private-sector deals.
www.wsj.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It’s gonna be 🔥 when President Ocaso-Cortez extends this precedent.
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It's important for us to remember that besides being a narcissist, sociopath, grifter, rapist, traitor, and serial criminal, he's also an idiot.
September 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's important for us to remember that besides being a narcissist, sociopath, grifter, rapist, traitor, and serial criminal, he's also an idiot.
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The idea that leftists wanted Kirk dead is absurd. We all saw Tucker fall and be replaced, Rush dying and being replaced. Bigoted white guys are a dime a dozen.
September 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The idea that leftists wanted Kirk dead is absurd. We all saw Tucker fall and be replaced, Rush dying and being replaced. Bigoted white guys are a dime a dozen.
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is this what being pro-life looks like?
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
is this what being pro-life looks like?
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Charlie Kirk: "The DOJ should immediately move to unseal all the Epstein files. Every file should be released to the public."
Megyn Kelly: "Put them all out there. Because if there's nothing in there, then we can see there's nothing in there."
Megyn Kelly: "Put them all out there. Because if there's nothing in there, then we can see there's nothing in there."
September 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Charlie Kirk: "The DOJ should immediately move to unseal all the Epstein files. Every file should be released to the public."
Megyn Kelly: "Put them all out there. Because if there's nothing in there, then we can see there's nothing in there."
Megyn Kelly: "Put them all out there. Because if there's nothing in there, then we can see there's nothing in there."
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In re: the rush to culpability here, worth remembering that Trump and his allies insist to this day that “they” — the left, their enemies — tried to kill him in Butler, Pa. Which is not what happened.
September 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
In re: the rush to culpability here, worth remembering that Trump and his allies insist to this day that “they” — the left, their enemies — tried to kill him in Butler, Pa. Which is not what happened.
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Nothing says Nobel Peace Prize like Department of War.
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Nothing says Nobel Peace Prize like Department of War.
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Florida to parents: "Why chose between your child dying of a gunshot wound at school, or a preventable disease, when you can have both?"
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Florida to parents: "Why chose between your child dying of a gunshot wound at school, or a preventable disease, when you can have both?"
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NEW: Man who wants Nobel Peace Prize creates Department of War.
August 31, 2025 at 9:00 AM
NEW: Man who wants Nobel Peace Prize creates Department of War.
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This is replicable.
The more he attacks Trump, the higher Newsom's approval rating rises as a 2028 candidate
www.audacy.com/knxnews/news...
www.audacy.com/knxnews/news...
The more he attacks Trump, the higher Newsom's approval rating rises as a 2028 candidate
As President Donald Trump jokes about potentially canceling the 2028 presidential election amid slipping approval ratings, a Democratic politician is apparently winning hearts by taking on our head of...
www.audacy.com
August 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is replicable.
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Went ahead and updated my map of cities with higher crime than D.C. to accommodate the two new states from the Deep South who are sending troops to the capital. In the five states there are 64 cities, home to 1.7 million people, that had more crime in 2024 than D.C.
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August 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Went ahead and updated my map of cities with higher crime than D.C. to accommodate the two new states from the Deep South who are sending troops to the capital. In the five states there are 64 cities, home to 1.7 million people, that had more crime in 2024 than D.C.
www.pbump.net/o/more-peopl...
www.pbump.net/o/more-peopl...
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Gonzalez: I don't care what your job is. I don't care what part of the state you live in. I don't care where you came from. You have more in common with an undocumented farm worker than you did with the fucking billionaires who are causing this problem in the first place
August 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Gonzalez: I don't care what your job is. I don't care what part of the state you live in. I don't care where you came from. You have more in common with an undocumented farm worker than you did with the fucking billionaires who are causing this problem in the first place
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World War II pro-American propaganda.
August 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
World War II pro-American propaganda.
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From this month's edition of The Onion.
August 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
From this month's edition of The Onion.