Nick Hughmes
@normalsizenick.bsky.social
Artist, Husband, Dad, Fuggler enthusiast
Why they detrans Pleakley?
Picture unrelated.
Picture unrelated.
March 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Why they detrans Pleakley?
Picture unrelated.
Picture unrelated.
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NEW: Judge Boasberg orders DOJ to file by noon tomorrow, under seal (and ex parte), more info about the two planes that were in the air when the judge issued his temporary restraining order, to assess whether DOJ violated his order.
March 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
NEW: Judge Boasberg orders DOJ to file by noon tomorrow, under seal (and ex parte), more info about the two planes that were in the air when the judge issued his temporary restraining order, to assess whether DOJ violated his order.
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*rolls a giant wooden Cybertruck with a bow on it up to the gates of the White House and rings the doorbell
March 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
*rolls a giant wooden Cybertruck with a bow on it up to the gates of the White House and rings the doorbell
Maybe if State Farm didn’t spend millions and millions of dollars on the most asinine commercials of all time they wouldn’t need to raise premiums by 22 percent in California.
March 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Maybe if State Farm didn’t spend millions and millions of dollars on the most asinine commercials of all time they wouldn’t need to raise premiums by 22 percent in California.
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Visiting friends in New York
I think it’s time for a sequel to the awfully hot coffee pot.
March 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I think it’s time for a sequel to the awfully hot coffee pot.
Looking pretty swampy right about now and I don’t mean my ass (I wash it real good trust me)
November 20, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Looking pretty swampy right about now and I don’t mean my ass (I wash it real good trust me)
Idk who “Gerry Mander” is, but they sound like a real poopy head!
November 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Idk who “Gerry Mander” is, but they sound like a real poopy head!
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I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this
November 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this
I’ve never seen the darn movie but by golly that’s a very cool belt buckle. Thinking about asking the seller if they would like to trade it for my collection of J.K. Simmons figurines.
November 18, 2024 at 5:49 AM
I’ve never seen the darn movie but by golly that’s a very cool belt buckle. Thinking about asking the seller if they would like to trade it for my collection of J.K. Simmons figurines.
I just know the breakdancing dad is spinning on his head in anger rn because people are leaving shitter in droves.
garfield the cat is standing next to a man in a blue shirt in a room .
Alt: garfield the cat is standing next to a man in a blue shirt in a room .
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November 18, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I just know the breakdancing dad is spinning on his head in anger rn because people are leaving shitter in droves.
I’m working on a new book. It’s called the Bible 2. It’s more or less the same as the first but now all of the animals on Noah’s Ark have been replaced by the penguins of Madagascar. Also, slavery is bad this time around.
November 17, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I’m working on a new book. It’s called the Bible 2. It’s more or less the same as the first but now all of the animals on Noah’s Ark have been replaced by the penguins of Madagascar. Also, slavery is bad this time around.
I am taking commissions my dear. Only Jar Jar Binks related requests. Only the sizes of the random canvases I have laying around. Also you have to guess which sizes I have cuz I’m not telling you. If you guess wrong consider yourself blocked sweaty! :)
November 17, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I am taking commissions my dear. Only Jar Jar Binks related requests. Only the sizes of the random canvases I have laying around. Also you have to guess which sizes I have cuz I’m not telling you. If you guess wrong consider yourself blocked sweaty! :)
I’m sorry, I don’t see “The School of Hard Knocks” on our list of accredited colleges so we are going with a different candidate. We will keep your resume on file. If we need someone who cannot regulate their emotions we will be in touch!
November 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I’m sorry, I don’t see “The School of Hard Knocks” on our list of accredited colleges so we are going with a different candidate. We will keep your resume on file. If we need someone who cannot regulate their emotions we will be in touch!
Trying to pay attention in birthing class is hard when this mf is busting a move.
November 16, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Trying to pay attention in birthing class is hard when this mf is busting a move.
Throwback to the flyers I designed for a start-up music and comedy festival organized by a colleague. I also got to tell terrible jokes to a bunch of coked out white people in the basement. Pretty fun times! Proud of the flyers though :3 🤗
November 16, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Throwback to the flyers I designed for a start-up music and comedy festival organized by a colleague. I also got to tell terrible jokes to a bunch of coked out white people in the basement. Pretty fun times! Proud of the flyers though :3 🤗
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Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next
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I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
Looking like the Netflix price raises and account sharing ban were worth it baby!!!!
November 16, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Looking like the Netflix price raises and account sharing ban were worth it baby!!!!
Who is Jake Balls? Why is he fighting the guy from the Hangover?
November 16, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Who is Jake Balls? Why is he fighting the guy from the Hangover?