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Noodle Brain
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“Slappin pussy and slingin hole 24/7
Got that good dick linguini slick like I’m from heaven.” - Rene Descartes
Which one of you stupid twinks wished for summer every day
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I think a lot about how Hayao Miyazaki’s biggest problem with the modern anime industry is that the people making it just reference other anime instead of actual life experience or other kinds of media, and AI has kind of accelerated that same self-cannibalizing effect onto all of popular culture
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
December 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The first domino to fall on that, though, is my husband doing what he has and continues to do time and time again. He said: “You deserve better than this.”
My previous employer was a snake oil salesman-type, so I got certified in the field they were pretending to be in, properly un-learned the pseudoscience, and started providing genuine services.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My previous employer was a snake oil salesman-type, so I got certified in the field they were pretending to be in, properly un-learned the pseudoscience, and started providing genuine services.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Been saying this one for years
Why can't old men get their fuck on? It all looks consensual.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Doesn’t believe in vaccines because he’s getting his inoculation elsewhere, it seems
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Routine misunderstanding. He’s not an executive chairman of Gloo. No, he’s glued to his chair. Has been for a while, actually. Poor guy. All the shit’s gone right to his brain.
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Be free, you beautiful bastards. You couldn’t possibly do worse than us!
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Yeah, Davis, you show those starving babies who’s boss! If or when they get to basic reading age, they’re gonna be pissed!
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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A charmer.

#art #birds
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Wait I know that layout……
i would steal a crown from the louvre for this

280 Washington Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11205

IG rent_ny
October 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is exactly why (and how) we fucking lose. Stop shrinking at the idea of a spine. Fuck Monarchies, from the top down and left to right. Say it with your whole chest or go home.
October 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s ‘Ranni the Witch’, right? Definitely not Ronnie. Can’t be. Ronnie drives a truck.
Yes. Queen Marika the Eternal. And not, as I reflexively pronounce it, ‘Murica.
October 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Yes. Queen Marika the Eternal. And not, as I reflexively pronounce it, ‘Murica.
October 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Radioactive shrimp? My time to brine.
October 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM