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Today marks the first day of Spring in the Northern Hemisphere.
March 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How does your online class get so bad that the director needs to send out anti-bullying and harassment emails?? Mind you, majority is late 20’s/ early 30’s
March 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Wdym my sister is working she’s literally 12 with a rat brain
March 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Can we stop booking syd Sweeney. She peaked in euphoria
February 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s interesting that protesting and marches use to be an effective form of informing people about your cause, but now people do not give af especially if you’re blocking a highway
February 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“My family came here the right way”
Prove it.
February 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Guys what are your tips for upper back pain. It’s literally ruining my life, I can’t find comfort at ALL.
I’ve taken ibuprofen, I’ve done light stretching, I’ve put on bengay, I’ve cried, NOW WHAT???
February 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Oh…I didn’t know benson Boone got down like this ok 10/10 slay #grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I literally didn’t know Henry cavill was a sick pervert noooooo😭😭😭😭
(Allegedly)
January 31, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Listening to dancing through life on repeat is the only thing keeping me sane these days tbh
January 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Idc I hate that fat pumpkin bitch
January 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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only appropriate political response here is to demand the white house explain how its actions aren’t responsible www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Guts Key Aviation Safety Committee, Fires Heads Of TSA, Coast Guard
The committee will technically continue to exist, but it won't have any members to carry out the work of examining safety issues at airlines and airports.
www.huffpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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The dates don’t lie..

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
January 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I saw/heard this quote on TikTok, but it stuck with me.

"Maybe you don't realize how good you're doing, because you keep raising the fu--ing bar."

Such a good reminder for first thing on a Monday morning
January 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ok so tea is bad because of forever chemicals and microplastics but which tea bags are bad and which tea bags are good????

(Me a consistent coffee drinker)
January 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If you stop and look around, Austria is all around you ✨
On this day Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was born in Salzburg, Austria in 1756; as was Charles Lutwidge Dodgson aka Lewis Carroll in Cheshire, England in 1832. Quite a thing to be remembered centuries later!
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The thing about sg is that she was also just apart of an awful French film that didn’t depict “her people” in a good light. And also, I feel like there is things she could do but ok
January 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I like pomegranates but why are they so crunchy like that
January 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM