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The CFPB should have the power to issue memecoins like this and if you buy them you are put into an adult conservatorship
this would certainly be out of character for the normally sober-minded and reasonable Pete Hegseth
GOP Rep. Don Bacon: "I don't think Secretary Hegseth would be foolish enough to make this decision to say, 'Kill everybody. Kill the survivors,' because that's a clear violation of the law of war."
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
this would certainly be out of character for the normally sober-minded and reasonable Pete Hegseth
HODA: Challenging the New York machine is President James A. Garfield from the hit Netflix series “Death By Lightning.”
GUTHRIE: At 40 feet tall, this champion of civil service reform brings a smile to children across America.
GUTHRIE: At 40 feet tall, this champion of civil service reform brings a smile to children across America.
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
HODA: Challenging the New York machine is President James A. Garfield from the hit Netflix series “Death By Lightning.”
GUTHRIE: At 40 feet tall, this champion of civil service reform brings a smile to children across America.
GUTHRIE: At 40 feet tall, this champion of civil service reform brings a smile to children across America.
Sorry folks, he’s absolutely right to say it
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sorry folks, he’s absolutely right to say it
BREAKING: Pentagon to drive 150 MPH at a fake tunnel painted on a wall.
The Department of Defense announces it's considering "court-martial proceedings or administrative measures" against Democratic Senator Mark Kelly.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
BREAKING: Pentagon to drive 150 MPH at a fake tunnel painted on a wall.
Feels like today’s ball pit games have become more about ritualized human sacrifice than hooping :/
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Feels like today’s ball pit games have become more about ritualized human sacrifice than hooping :/
Gay rights champion Dick Cheney dead at 84.
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Gay rights champion Dick Cheney dead at 84.
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History tells us that the wild man Enkidu was given beer to drink
March 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
History tells us that the wild man Enkidu was given beer to drink
When it comes to sandpaper, it all comes down to grit
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When it comes to sandpaper, it all comes down to grit
I’m not sure. But hopefully one day I will learn why
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m not sure. But hopefully one day I will learn why
Probably for amusement
October 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Probably for amusement
getting sloppy drunk and then lecturing all the generals about the need to adopt the "caveman mindset"
This is going to end up being the most pointless and expensive "this meeting could have been an email" in history.
September 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
getting sloppy drunk and then lecturing all the generals about the need to adopt the "caveman mindset"
This is the type of stuff I’m up against these days.
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is the type of stuff I’m up against these days.
This shouldn’t be controversial.
September 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This shouldn’t be controversial.
Prospective employer viewing my LinkedIn profile and scrolling past endless Three Stooges reposts
September 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Prospective employer viewing my LinkedIn profile and scrolling past endless Three Stooges reposts
The announcement:
September 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The announcement:
Sadly my Italian futurist movement has been co-opted by Teutonic race mongers
August 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Sadly my Italian futurist movement has been co-opted by Teutonic race mongers
@mcuban.bsky.social Can I interest you in a major investment opportunity? I believe it would highly profitable for both of us to resurrect this creature.
Would anyone like to invest in bringing this back? I think it would be a highly profitable creature
August 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social Can I interest you in a major investment opportunity? I believe it would highly profitable for both of us to resurrect this creature.
guy cramming donuts into his mouth: “The Jews are behind this…”
August 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
guy cramming donuts into his mouth: “The Jews are behind this…”
@pkrugman.bsky.social can you please assess the economic impact of resurrecting this creature?
Would anyone like to invest in bringing this back? I think it would be a highly profitable creature
August 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@pkrugman.bsky.social can you please assess the economic impact of resurrecting this creature?
Would anyone like to invest in bringing this back? I think it would be a highly profitable creature
August 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Would anyone like to invest in bringing this back? I think it would be a highly profitable creature
Smaug:
August 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Smaug:
Good news as there’s a close associate of Jeffery Epstein still at large in DC.
Hopefully they find him.
Hopefully they find him.
"So we're getting this information from multiple sources [...] within the mayor's office and within Metro Police Department, that President Trump, come tomorrow, will deploy the National Guard along the streets of DC."
www.wusa9.com/video/news/n...
www.wusa9.com/video/news/n...
August 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Good news as there’s a close associate of Jeffery Epstein still at large in DC.
Hopefully they find him.
Hopefully they find him.
Day in life of Alan Dershowitz:
11 AM: denied pierogi
1 PM: shouting match with Larry David
4 PM: again denied pierogi
8 PM: go to bed (pierogiless)
11 AM: denied pierogi
1 PM: shouting match with Larry David
4 PM: again denied pierogi
8 PM: go to bed (pierogiless)
August 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Day in life of Alan Dershowitz:
11 AM: denied pierogi
1 PM: shouting match with Larry David
4 PM: again denied pierogi
8 PM: go to bed (pierogiless)
11 AM: denied pierogi
1 PM: shouting match with Larry David
4 PM: again denied pierogi
8 PM: go to bed (pierogiless)
“Obviously not real”
Just admit you’re not a real baseball fan.
Just admit you’re not a real baseball fan.
I remain shocked how many people fall for human interest stories that are obviously not real.
August 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“Obviously not real”
Just admit you’re not a real baseball fan.
Just admit you’re not a real baseball fan.