Nonprehension
nonprehension.bsky.social
Nonprehension
@nonprehension.bsky.social
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October 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m not sure. But hopefully one day I will learn why
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Probably for amusement
October 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This is the type of stuff I’m up against these days.
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The announcement:
September 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
guy cramming donuts into his mouth: “The Jews are behind this…”
August 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Would anyone like to invest in bringing this back? I think it would be a highly profitable creature
August 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Canceling my iCloud storage subscription
July 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Trump is using the greatest military on the planet to bomb 2.5 star enrichment plants.

We shouldn't be bombing anything less than 4 stars.
June 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
June 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You have an hour to use the Papal Mainframe.

What do you do?
June 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Huge day for the low social trust community
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
April 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
April 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The plan? We ship dirt cheap Chinese EVs to the Heard and McDonald Islands for import to the US at lower tariff rates.
April 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Get ready for the LITTLE LOAF
April 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Get ready to learn barefoot
April 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
March 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
March 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
March 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This where they’ve been keeping all the snow.

They think we’re stupid.
February 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Clean out of eggs. Donald Trump must resign immediately.
February 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It feels like this is where society is now on just every issue
January 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
January 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
sadly today's Americans are too busy living paycheck to paycheck to keep up with the latest UFO developments
January 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM