John Ford
@nomoredevil.bsky.social
Avid reader, baseball fanatic, Tampa Bay Rays, DRaysBay alum, fun sock enthusiast, recovering political junkie, Jesus lover, he/him, living with bipolar 2 like he’s a shitty roommate
Well that didn’t last long
Dammit Baker got me interested again
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Well that didn’t last long
Dammit Baker got me interested again
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dammit Baker got me interested again
Oh good lord. Just brutal. Can we play the Saints again please?
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oh good lord. Just brutal. Can we play the Saints again please?
“An act common to the game” is maybe the dumbest phrase in any rulebook of any spot. Running is an act common to the game. Fumbling is an act common to the game. Shitting your pants is an act common to the game
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“An act common to the game” is maybe the dumbest phrase in any rulebook of any spot. Running is an act common to the game. Fumbling is an act common to the game. Shitting your pants is an act common to the game
Well at least I’ll get a full night’s sleep. No need to watch this shit show
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Well at least I’ll get a full night’s sleep. No need to watch this shit show
Good god, Joe. Bringing up Kneeland there was so incredibly gross and tacky
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Good god, Joe. Bringing up Kneeland there was so incredibly gross and tacky
It’s a bizarre world where a 56 yd field goal is treated like he missed a gimme
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s a bizarre world where a 56 yd field goal is treated like he missed a gimme
Why is there a linebacker wearing Harold Carmichael’s #17?
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Why is there a linebacker wearing Harold Carmichael’s #17?
Give the devil his due, for a guy who clearly does zero prep, Tom Brady doesn’t suck in the booth
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Give the devil his due, for a guy who clearly does zero prep, Tom Brady doesn’t suck in the booth
That Kareem Hunt up-and-over TD might be the first goal line TD dive I’ve seen in a decade. Certainly the first since they legalized the tush push.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
That Kareem Hunt up-and-over TD might be the first goal line TD dive I’ve seen in a decade. Certainly the first since they legalized the tush push.
Greg Olsen is too good to be a second team analyst.
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Greg Olsen is too good to be a second team analyst.
Has Cincinnati considered, like, blocking somebody?
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Has Cincinnati considered, like, blocking somebody?
I’m sorry did he say motherfucker on tv?
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m sorry did he say motherfucker on tv?
I still can’t get used to fair catches on kickoffs in the field if play
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I still can’t get used to fair catches on kickoffs in the field if play
More sports phrases that should be band names:
Busted Coverage
Busted Coverage
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
More sports phrases that should be band names:
Busted Coverage
Busted Coverage
Why are Gus and Joel pronouncing it “Ruckers”?
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Why are Gus and Joel pronouncing it “Ruckers”?
RFT might be the dumbest account out there.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RFT might be the dumbest account out there.
Those Texan unis are hideous
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Those Texan unis are hideous
What does an assistant bench coach do? Make sure the dugout is stocked with sunflower seeds
The Orioles are adding another coach with a catching background. Hank Conger is set to become the bullpen coach, source confirmed (as @rochkubatko.bsky.social reported first).
Conger was recently the assistant bench coach for the Twins
Conger was recently the assistant bench coach for the Twins
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What does an assistant bench coach do? Make sure the dugout is stocked with sunflower seeds
Is there a reason people create Facebook posts in varying fonts within the post? These literally make my brain hurt and I am unable to read them
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Is there a reason people create Facebook posts in varying fonts within the post? These literally make my brain hurt and I am unable to read them
me as a Bluesky therapist: shoot the puck!
me as a Bluesky therapist: have you tried posting better
me as a Bluesky therapist: have you tried busting a nut about it?
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
me as a Bluesky therapist: shoot the puck!
Why is it “*if* you smell what the Rock is cookin”? First that’s not a complete thought. But also, are we unsure who can smell this hypothetical cuisine? Are there certain genetic traits that limit who can smell it?
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Why is it “*if* you smell what the Rock is cookin”? First that’s not a complete thought. But also, are we unsure who can smell this hypothetical cuisine? Are there certain genetic traits that limit who can smell it?
Today was a mistake.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Today was a mistake.