John Ford
@nomoredevil.bsky.social
Avid reader, baseball fanatic, Tampa Bay Rays, DRaysBay alum, fun sock enthusiast, recovering political junkie, Jesus lover, he/him, living with bipolar 2 like he’s a shitty roommate
I feel guilty any time I talk about sports. Or music. Or really anything fun. It has just been one thing after another. And it’s only Jan 15th!
January 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I feel guilty any time I talk about sports. Or music. Or really anything fun. It has just been one thing after another. And it’s only Jan 15th!
January 2026 feels a lot like March 2020.
January 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
January 2026 feels a lot like March 2020.
Things that remain undefeated:
- Gravity
- Father Time
- the 1972 Dolphins
- Gravity
- Father Time
- the 1972 Dolphins
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Things that remain undefeated:
- Gravity
- Father Time
- the 1972 Dolphins
- Gravity
- Father Time
- the 1972 Dolphins
HE WAS PLAYING THE BALL
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
HE WAS PLAYING THE BALL
To think, all the ugly of the last decade plus could have been prevented if people just would have clapped for Jeb Bush
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
To think, all the ugly of the last decade plus could have been prevented if people just would have clapped for Jeb Bush
So you can just wrap up a receiver as long as you’re “playing the ball”? But how was he “playing the ball” when his arms were not available as they were wrapped around the receiver?
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
So you can just wrap up a receiver as long as you’re “playing the ball”? But how was he “playing the ball” when his arms were not available as they were wrapped around the receiver?
Gravity remains undefeated
January 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Gravity remains undefeated
Not a good sign when the backup QB has his helmet on!
January 11, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Not a good sign when the backup QB has his helmet on!
With that wind, you’re gonna need more piss on the missiles today
January 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
With that wind, you’re gonna need more piss on the missiles today
Robinson running like he was being chased by a gator
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Robinson running like he was being chased by a gator
On that kickoff, does the holder count as one of the 11? If so is he allowed to run and cover right away?
January 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
On that kickoff, does the holder count as one of the 11? If so is he allowed to run and cover right away?
Oh
FYI: Judge Ellis (Chicago ICE case) noted in November that video evidence shows ICE "brake-checked other motorists in an attempt to force accidents that agents could then use as justifications for deploying force."
January 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Oh
Does anyone else hear “Etienne” as “Auntie Em”?
Also, go Jags
Also, go Jags
January 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Does anyone else hear “Etienne” as “Auntie Em”?
Also, go Jags
Also, go Jags
I keep hearing variations of this theme. A vote on Greenland. Tim Walz calling up the MN national guard. Enough talk! Fucking do it!
Kaine: "I can tell you this -- we will force a vote in the Senate about no US military action in Greenland or Denmark if we need to. We will get overwhelmingly bipartisan support that this president is foolish to even suggest this."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I keep hearing variations of this theme. A vote on Greenland. Tim Walz calling up the MN national guard. Enough talk! Fucking do it!
It’s pretty clear that Al Michaels has lost several steps the last few years. But last nights Bears/Packers game reminded me just how good he can be. It was vintage do you believe in miracles Al Michaels
January 11, 2026 at 12:41 PM
It’s pretty clear that Al Michaels has lost several steps the last few years. But last nights Bears/Packers game reminded me just how good he can be. It was vintage do you believe in miracles Al Michaels
Dude just gave up 30 yards in field position
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Dude just gave up 30 yards in field position
Why am I hearing this in Bill Murray’s Groundhog Day voice?
New CBS News anchor Tony Dokoupil closing the broadcast from MN last night.
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Why am I hearing this in Bill Murray’s Groundhog Day voice?
Okay, let me explain how we’ll enforce the law without ICE: the 10-20% of their duties that are actually necessary would be shifted to other organizations. The 80-90% of their duties that deal with terrorizing immigrants and protesters… well, those duties just won’t get done at all.
Continue to think that saying “abolish ICE” without explaining how you’ll enforce the law is a trap, but boosting this
"YouGov has ICE at 39% favorable, 52% unfavorable...But this top line really understates the intensity of public backlash to ICE and its tactics. In February 2025, just 19% of Americans held a strongly unfavorable view of ICE. Today, 40% do."
open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...
open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Okay, let me explain how we’ll enforce the law without ICE: the 10-20% of their duties that are actually necessary would be shifted to other organizations. The 80-90% of their duties that deal with terrorizing immigrants and protesters… well, those duties just won’t get done at all.
It’s strange that almost all of Charlie Brown’s friends call him by his full name.
January 8, 2026 at 1:50 PM
It’s strange that almost all of Charlie Brown’s friends call him by his full name.
Confession: I really have deliberately crafted my own personal echo chamber. And I’m not sorry at all. A person should not be subjected to Red Sox, Yankee, and Dodger fans if they don’t want to, let alone shit-posting Cowboy fans.
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Confession: I really have deliberately crafted my own personal echo chamber. And I’m not sorry at all. A person should not be subjected to Red Sox, Yankee, and Dodger fans if they don’t want to, let alone shit-posting Cowboy fans.
Hi I’ve been busy did we nuke anybody today?
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Hi I’ve been busy did we nuke anybody today?
Maybe it’s because it’s the uniform I grew up with, but Kelly Green with the silver helmet wings is the best Eagles uniforms
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Maybe it’s because it’s the uniform I grew up with, but Kelly Green with the silver helmet wings is the best Eagles uniforms