Just Kris
@nomadbytrade.bsky.social
Travel, toddlers, manatees, Disney, Red Wings, Slurpees, sewing, baking, dogs, books, Michigan, National Parks
Why do they have to do flips in moguls? They seem like completely different skill sets.
February 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Why do they have to do flips in moguls? They seem like completely different skill sets.
Surely we have the technology to filter out the awful buzzing drone noise from the Olympics broadcasts.
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Surely we have the technology to filter out the awful buzzing drone noise from the Olympics broadcasts.
We're troubleshooting the plane by turning it off and back on.
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
We're troubleshooting the plane by turning it off and back on.
Lol no one is flying during the Super Bowl so my lowly Silver status got me a first class upgrade. Out of Detroit.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Lol no one is flying during the Super Bowl so my lowly Silver status got me a first class upgrade. Out of Detroit.
Why isn't ski jumping just won by whoever goes the farthest and sticks the landing?
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Why isn't ski jumping just won by whoever goes the farthest and sticks the landing?
Baby: *screams to be held*
Me: *holds baby*
Baby: *immediately does everything in his power to wiggle out of my arms and effect a catastrophic fall to the floor*
Me: *holds baby*
Baby: *immediately does everything in his power to wiggle out of my arms and effect a catastrophic fall to the floor*
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Baby: *screams to be held*
Me: *holds baby*
Baby: *immediately does everything in his power to wiggle out of my arms and effect a catastrophic fall to the floor*
Me: *holds baby*
Baby: *immediately does everything in his power to wiggle out of my arms and effect a catastrophic fall to the floor*
Women are too emotional to lead though amirite
The Grammy Awards were fantastic. Trump tuned in but didn’t have a good time and got very upset.
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Women are too emotional to lead though amirite
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The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
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So, you can carry firearm across state lines to a protest and if you shoot two people Kash Patel will advise you to sue the media and the Biden Administration. If you are in your home state and never draw your gun, and get shot by ICE Kash Patel says its "illegal" to carry a gun to a protest. 🙄
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
So, you can carry firearm across state lines to a protest and if you shoot two people Kash Patel will advise you to sue the media and the Biden Administration. If you are in your home state and never draw your gun, and get shot by ICE Kash Patel says its "illegal" to carry a gun to a protest. 🙄
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It appears that the Second Amendment is reserved solely for Republicans to shoot anyone they don't agree with.
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 AM
It appears that the Second Amendment is reserved solely for Republicans to shoot anyone they don't agree with.
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I was told for the last 27 years that the reason we cannot have any sort of gun control, regardless of school shootings from Columbine on, was a need to stand up to a tyrannical government. I watched more and more children die or live in fear to get to this moment.
And now, nothing.
And now, nothing.
January 24, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I was told for the last 27 years that the reason we cannot have any sort of gun control, regardless of school shootings from Columbine on, was a need to stand up to a tyrannical government. I watched more and more children die or live in fear to get to this moment.
And now, nothing.
And now, nothing.
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Minnesota is the best of us.
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Minnesota is the best of us.
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America looks so stupid to the rest of the world, right now.
If it weren't for the mass shootings, they'd probably think there were no schools here.
If it weren't for the mass shootings, they'd probably think there were no schools here.
January 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
America looks so stupid to the rest of the world, right now.
If it weren't for the mass shootings, they'd probably think there were no schools here.
If it weren't for the mass shootings, they'd probably think there were no schools here.
That's been clear for years.
No one can be watching this Davos speech and reach any conclusion but that the President of the United States is mentally disturbed and that something is deeply wrong with him. This is both embarrassing and extremely dangerous.
January 22, 2026 at 2:24 AM
That's been clear for years.
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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the President is illegally raising taxes because people don't like his plan to illegally spend billions of tax dollars illegally invading allied territory
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
the President is illegally raising taxes because people don't like his plan to illegally spend billions of tax dollars illegally invading allied territory
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We don't need Greenland. We need healthcare. We need living wages. We need democracy. We need equality and a real justice system. We need freedom from Russian influence. We need a president who isn't a felon rapist determined to watch his opponents burn.
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
We don't need Greenland. We need healthcare. We need living wages. We need democracy. We need equality and a real justice system. We need freedom from Russian influence. We need a president who isn't a felon rapist determined to watch his opponents burn.
Something about Jimmy Carter and a peanut farm
Nothing to see here folks, just a sitting president investing in two companies whose merger he claims sole authority to approve or reject. Totally normal! 🙃
January 18, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Something about Jimmy Carter and a peanut farm
I miss Joann Fabrics so much. It costs 3x more to make baby gifts plus I have to wait a week for shipping to get half a yard of fabric.
January 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I miss Joann Fabrics so much. It costs 3x more to make baby gifts plus I have to wait a week for shipping to get half a yard of fabric.
Toddler: "Where does Elsa live?"
Me: "Arendelle"
Toddler: *furious* "No, she lives in her castle!"
Me: "Arendelle"
Toddler: *furious* "No, she lives in her castle!"
January 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Toddler: "Where does Elsa live?"
Me: "Arendelle"
Toddler: *furious* "No, she lives in her castle!"
Me: "Arendelle"
Toddler: *furious* "No, she lives in her castle!"
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The shooting is shocking enough but the government's response is off the charts when you consider that this incident is forensically documented on video.
January 8, 2026 at 12:38 PM
The shooting is shocking enough but the government's response is off the charts when you consider that this incident is forensically documented on video.
Greed and stupidity are reasons I guess.
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Greed and stupidity are reasons I guess.
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You can't make me afraid. Immigrants. They commit crimes 10x less than citizens. I don't fear them.
Drugs? Oh please, you want to tell me it's ok to buy 10 gallons of vodka but not a joint? I don't fear them.
The only thing I truly fear in 2026 are the Evangelical Christians and their faux leader.
Drugs? Oh please, you want to tell me it's ok to buy 10 gallons of vodka but not a joint? I don't fear them.
The only thing I truly fear in 2026 are the Evangelical Christians and their faux leader.
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
You can't make me afraid. Immigrants. They commit crimes 10x less than citizens. I don't fear them.
Drugs? Oh please, you want to tell me it's ok to buy 10 gallons of vodka but not a joint? I don't fear them.
The only thing I truly fear in 2026 are the Evangelical Christians and their faux leader.
Drugs? Oh please, you want to tell me it's ok to buy 10 gallons of vodka but not a joint? I don't fear them.
The only thing I truly fear in 2026 are the Evangelical Christians and their faux leader.
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The Truth about Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Truth about Venezuela.