James
nomad495.bsky.social
James
@nomad495.bsky.social
Honorary Geordie. Just a man and his cats trying to make it in the world. Up the Toon!
If I had a nickel for every time an opposing center back scored an own goal for us after we tried and ultimately failed to purchase them in the previous summer transfer window… #NUFC
April 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
By Dan Burn’s forehead we fucking did it. Holy shit. #NUFC
March 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN US GANNIN!!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍 #NUFC
March 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The match should have been over, 8 minutes is a joke. #NUFC
March 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
🎵 GIMME GIMME A STRIKER FROM SWEDEN 🎵 #NUFC
March 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
WHERE IS HE FROM?! #NUFC
March 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I can’t watch the match today because I’m stuck at work. Pretty bummed out because I want us to return to form more than anything but if we do go out and get into them I’ll be convinced I’m a jinx and won’t watch another match for the rest of the season 😭. #NUFC
March 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
February 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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BTW, I wanted to say thank you to the #NUFC community here on BlueSky. The glass half-full types, the half-empty types and all of those in between.

I really value this smaller but growing brand of folk that talk to each other like they are humans and disagree amicably.
a group of soccer players wearing black and white striped jerseys with the number 13 on the back
ALT: a group of soccer players wearing black and white striped jerseys with the number 13 on the back
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February 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Btw we did let the cat in. Of course we did. Bagel was… not a fan so we found him a home. Wallace is in a lovely and happy home.
February 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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"St James’ Park is one of those stadiums best glimpsed at night: the lit amphitheatre on the hill, the hot breath on cold air, a roar that rolls down from the top of the Gallowgate and feels in its most feral moments like the very disapproval of God himself." 🖤🤍

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Total Bruno sucks Arteta’s side into turf war and leaves them beaten and bruised | Jonathan Liew
Bruno Guimarães inspired Newcastle to the Carabao Cup final with a ferocious intelligence that honed in on Arsenal’s breaking points
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February 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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WE WON'T BE HOME FOR TEA
February 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We need to get Bruno off the pitch. Something dumb is going to happen like an Arsenal player running into him and taking a dive and the ref will show him a second yellow. #NUFC
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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After six years at the club, we can confirm that Miguel Almirón has joined Atlanta United on a permanent deal.

Thank you for giving us some incredibly special memories, Miggy. Wishing you every success in the future! 🖤🤍
January 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Hey, @newcastleunited.com, can we get the #NUFC women’s account added to Bluesky, please?
Another win for #NUFC Lasses - Mark Stutt in the stands at Kingston Park with the match report - keep up to date with the Mags marching on -

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Howay the Lasses! NUWFC 3-2 Portsmouth Women FC
Barclays Women’s Championship 26/1/25
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January 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Psst

it's happening again

www.eventbrite.com/e/trans-nerd...

The Trans Nerd Meet Up is this Saturday and it's for anybody who self-identifies as trans/nb/gender non-conforming, and likes to geek out about anything. We're super friendly and welcoming. Come say hi!
TRANS NERD MEETUP: February 2025!
We need community now more than ever. This is a super chill gathering for everyone who identifies as trans/nb/gnc and as a nerd!
www.eventbrite.com
January 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Hey kids.

Don't get basement tattoos. Or van tattoos. Or "come to your home" tattoos.

Pay a professional artist and go to an actual studio that sterilizes their shit and is checked by the health department.

If you want cheap ink, apprentices exist.
January 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Miggy Almiron, thank you for everything ❤️ gave me and #NUFC fans some moments we'll never ever forget! His workmate was never in doubt, gave everything for the shirt, remember that all of you who seem to be slagging him off!
Good luck back at Atlanta United wor kid 🇵🇾 🖤🤍 #PlayLikeAlmiron
January 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Apparently a girl on my kids bus was getting bullied by some older boys over her last name.

I know this because the principal called me to let me know my daughter shut that shit down, and went and got her as soon as daughter got off the bus.

I think we're going out for hibachi for dinner.
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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upon reflection
January 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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🚨 For those travelling to Southampton 🚨

The away end at St Mary's Stadium is now located in the Chapel/Kingsland corner. This is a change from the previous location, the Northam Stand

Please see link below containing all info for visiting supporters

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January 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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A #NUFC starter pack for new arrivals fleeing the gathering dark over mordor
With a lot of new sign-ups recently, I've added a new Starter pack of accounts that either have or will migrate from the #NUFC twitter world.

Hit me up with a comment below if I've missed anyone obvious or if you wanna be added to this. Nearly 100 spots available 🔽

go.bsky.app/JwCipSw
January 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM