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davis.social
Thank you for the tag and for hosting! 🙂 💙

I'm Davis 👋 I draw, write, and code things!
Digital drawing with a traditional appearance on yellowed paper. A reimagining of banjo-kazooie in a sketchy and rough style. A bear wearing an oversized blue backpack and yellow shorts. A small red bird sits on top of the backpack. Digital illustration of a cartoony T-Rex roaring while walking with one foot off the ground Digital illustration, in pink and purple, of a cute dragon serpentined through the clouds. Digital sketch in burnt umber hues of a cartoon pug wearing a wool beanie and scarf.
February 8, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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gavinkarlmeier.bsky.social
Was zur Hölle habe ich getan, damit ich ausschließlich echt aussehenden Spam bekommen, der mich für Solaranlagen begeistern möchte?
February 3, 2024 at 9:36 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is reading a book, while Blue listens. Green: "...And peppered him with kisses." Green looks up from his book, ponderous. Green: ...Why is it always peppered with kisses? Green looks over his shoulder towads Blue, to listen to him. Blue: I guess "salted with kisses" would sound too silly. Green leaps over to tackle Blue, kissing him, as Blue laughs. Green: I will marinate you with kisses!
January 22, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are talking as they walk somewhere. Green: It's funny how your family is nowhere near as dramatic as mine. Blue: What do you mean? Green: With them, everything had to be big! Weddings are 400 guest spectacles with a rented giraffe! Blue: I can get you a giraffe if you want one. Green turns towards Blue, and the two kiss each other. Green: I don't need a giraffe. Blue: But you'd deserve one.
January 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In ths one, Green is warily carrying a basket, while narrating. Something omnious is wafting from the basket. Green: I paid a terrible price for what I brought into this house. At home, Green is marvelling at a little shiny red package on the table, still narrating. The omnious airs are still radiating from the package. Green: A distinct miasma shrouds it - the scent of unnatural forms of decay. Green continues to narrate, eyes on the package, as Blue calls to him from outside of the panel. Green, still narrating: The product of ancient arts - dare I even unseal it? Blue: What's that smell? Green looks at Blue, who looks at the little red package in pure disgust. Green: Fancy cheese. Blue: Eeeugh.
January 16, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a shop, and Blue spots a board game in a big box, looking at it with delight. Green follows his line of sight to look at it, too. Blue: Ooh, there's that board game I've really wanted! Blue and Green get closer to admire it. Blue: I want it, but it costs so much... Green grabs the box as Blue looks at this, startled. Green: Well, I guess I found your christmas present. Just act surprised, ok? Blue stays in place, looking at Green over his shoulder as Green begins walking away with the box. Blue: Now or at christmas? Green: Christmas.
December 15, 2023 at 10:43 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting separately from each other, facing opposite directions. Blue has turned to look at Green over his shoulder, while both of the foxes think the exact same thing. foxes: He's been so quiet lately. I wonder what he's thinking about? Green turns to look at Blue over his shoulder, but Blue has turned his head away to look to the direction he is facing. Both still the same thing. foxes: Is he mad at me? What bothers him? Have I done something wrong? Now both the foxes look into the opposite directions, both looking deeply worried. foxes: What if he's sick of me and thinking of living happily ever after somewhere else? Now both foxes have turned to look at each other, addressing each other in unison. foxes: You know that I love you, right?
December 7, 2023 at 3:11 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a laptop screen. Blue: This cooking challenge video looks fun. Green: Yeah! As they watch, Green begins to comment angrily. Blue looks at him. Green: Why didn't he use the egg yolk for that? He could have used them! Green gets progressively more frustrated, yelling at the screen. Green: The eggs, man! Stop neglecting the eggs! Blue looks at Green, who looks at the screen, now calm again. Blue: You know the people who yell at the TV when they watch sports? Green: Yeah, why?
December 5, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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jowa.bsky.social
hab ne postkarte fotografiert grad
December 1, 2023 at 2:28 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting at work, frowning while looking at his phone. Blue: Slow day at work, nothing to do but browsing memes. Blue's expression lights up, as he saves a meme. Blue: Heh, I need to show this one to Green. Green stands there to greet Blue as the latter arrives home, carrying a massive basket of memes, larger than either of the foxes. Green: Hi sweetie! How was your day? Blue: Slow, but I got you some memes. The view pans out a little, revealing another pile of memes, twice as tall as a fox. Blue looks at it in mild concern. Green: Same.
December 1, 2023 at 12:34 PM
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flaroh.bsky.social
Its official! My Saturnalia Sh0p is launching Nov 14 6pm GMT 🏺🌿 Are you excited?

🏺AncientBlueSky
Calendars foiled stickers bookmarks
November 3, 2023 at 6:29 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A hand-drawn comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outside in the snow, their breath steaming in the air. Both are looking somberly at the cabin behind them. Narration: Last night here. The foxes are carrying stacks of firewood on their backs. Narration: Last time getting firewood. The foxes are sitting on the benches of a heated sauna, enjoying the heat with their eyes closed. Both the sauna stove and the foxes are steaming. Narration: Last bath in the sauna. The foxes are back outside. It's a bright, starry night with a full moon. Narration: Last bright clear starlight. Blue: Full moon.
November 26, 2023 at 10:58 AM
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schmidtlepp.bsky.social
Also ich muss sagen, das neue IKEA-Küchensystem ist ne Wucht.
Foto einer Küche mit sehr vielen IKEA-Kartons. Auf einem Stapel Kartons steht ein Toaster, auf einem anderen Stapel steht ein Ceran-Kochfeld, auf dem ein Topf mit Wasser steht.
November 24, 2023 at 6:19 AM
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ah-nico.bsky.social
Heute vor 32 Jahren verstarb einer der großartigsten Künstler mit einer der herausragensten Stimmen der Rock-Musik. Unvergessen #FreddieMercury
Cartoon. Freddie Mercury sitzt am Tisch und wird von einem Koch bedient. Der Koch fragt: Hey Freddie, mehr Curry? Freddie Mercury antwortet mit einem seiner Songs: I want it all!
November 24, 2023 at 6:12 AM
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byelacey.bsky.social
party wormin', party wormin', party wormin' 🎉
November 23, 2023 at 4:01 PM
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southdakota.bsky.social
November 23, 2023 at 3:25 PM
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janfkennedy.de
Anweisungen der Polizei ist Folge zu leisten.
Shitter Screenshot: Polizei NRW DO @polizei_nrw_do Im Bereich Borsigplatz in #Dortmund soll Kokain konsumiert werden.
November 23, 2023 at 4:19 PM
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meisnerwerk.bsky.social
Ich will das nicht glauben.

Hintergrund: stura.htwk-leipzig.de/aktuelles/ne...
November 23, 2023 at 3:59 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks out of the window - the sun has already gone down. Green: Ooh! it's dark outside! Green breezes past Blue, full of enthusiasm. Green: Bedtime! Blue stops Green by grabbing his tail. Green looks at Blue in disbelief. Blue: Not so fast! It's 4 pm. Green: How?! Blue looks at Green, still holding him by the tail. Green lowers himself onto the ground in disappointment. Blue: It's November. Green: Aw.
November 19, 2023 at 11:02 AM
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bernieburr.bsky.social
Feel free to stop by Kale’s field for some fresh produce 🥬🌱
September 24, 2023 at 5:58 PM
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othingstodo.bsky.social
Iridescent clouds in Ireland caused by ice crystals in the clouds!
September 24, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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giraud.bsky.social
Autumn is here and bluesky turns its thoughts from beans to pumpkins….
Pumpkin with hands carved into it from the bottom, spreading what looks like its butt cheeks. The pumpkin is wearing a thong with dollars tucked into it and one of the pumpkin’s fingers is pulling aside the thong, revealing its butthole
September 24, 2023 at 2:13 PM
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mothsprout.bsky.social
Rainbow Dash if she slayed
September 19, 2023 at 7:39 PM
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withaniplease.bsky.social
Pomme de Terror.
September 16, 2023 at 6:59 PM