It’s “The” Alex to you
@noflexalllex.bsky.social
I like planes, I like cars, I like craft cocktails. Who am I kidding - I like all boozy drinks. My opinions are my own. Also, I’m a proud dad of two 🏳️🌈 and this is always a safe space. Proudly 🇵🇷. Drop a DM with contact info for encrypted messaging.
Me. I celebrate your mornings. Cause it’s almost happy hour for me :)
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Me. I celebrate your mornings. Cause it’s almost happy hour for me :)
Haha. I mean, same.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Haha. I mean, same.
I’ll take things on technicalities any day
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’ll take things on technicalities any day
Oh no! Hopefully you feel better soon!
I suppose I’m burning calories by scrolling
I suppose I’m burning calories by scrolling
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh no! Hopefully you feel better soon!
I suppose I’m burning calories by scrolling
I suppose I’m burning calories by scrolling
Can you send me a link to the ones you bought? I’ve seen some online (specifically a sloth, which is very appropriate for one) but I liked your kids’ weighted plush toys so wanna try for a similar one.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Can you send me a link to the ones you bought? I’ve seen some online (specifically a sloth, which is very appropriate for one) but I liked your kids’ weighted plush toys so wanna try for a similar one.
Agreed. Think I’ll keep it!
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Agreed. Think I’ll keep it!
Until the next government kills it?
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Until the next government kills it?
I suppose we’ve both just been scrolling while sitting on our asses
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I suppose we’ve both just been scrolling while sitting on our asses
I’m wearing it
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m wearing it
Yea that might help with motivation to be unmotivated. Specifically the snacking.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yea that might help with motivation to be unmotivated. Specifically the snacking.
Abundance, prosperity, freedom
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Abundance, prosperity, freedom
Make sure it’s a bottle!
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Make sure it’s a bottle!
Yea so annoying. They literally lost the desire to…do anything
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Yea so annoying. They literally lost the desire to…do anything
She got the important part correct
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
She got the important part correct
That looks great!
My egg doner used to make amazing flans and that’s literally the only thing I miss from that situation.
My egg doner used to make amazing flans and that’s literally the only thing I miss from that situation.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
That looks great!
My egg doner used to make amazing flans and that’s literally the only thing I miss from that situation.
My egg doner used to make amazing flans and that’s literally the only thing I miss from that situation.
I’m jealous
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m jealous
A sign of a good vacay. Fun and also happy to be home :)
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
A sign of a good vacay. Fun and also happy to be home :)
But did you enjoy the break from normal life, at least?
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
But did you enjoy the break from normal life, at least?
Sounds like a good time (that doesn’t really sound like much time was spent in a “cabin”. Haha)
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sounds like a good time (that doesn’t really sound like much time was spent in a “cabin”. Haha)
So pretty! Love it
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So pretty! Love it
I just ordered 4 pairs (on the other hand, why do we call them pairs?)
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I just ordered 4 pairs (on the other hand, why do we call them pairs?)
Safe travels back home. Or wherever is next :)
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Safe travels back home. Or wherever is next :)