Lexmas
@noflexalllex.bsky.social
I like planes, I like cars, I like craft cocktails. Who am I kidding - I like all boozy drinks. My opinions are my own. Also, I’m a proud dad of two 🏳️🌈 and this is always a safe space. Proudly 🇵🇷. Drop a DM with contact info for encrypted messaging.
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Now, because Taylor has the 10674th version released and it was on the “new release” playlist on Apple Music, I have some version of Elizabeth Taylor in my head
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Now, because Taylor has the 10674th version released and it was on the “new release” playlist on Apple Music, I have some version of Elizabeth Taylor in my head
Hello from up here. Starting my final trip of 2025
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hello from up here. Starting my final trip of 2025
An hour and 10 min into a hour and a half meeting and we are at Slide 19…my slides to talk about start at 47
a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her
Alt: a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her
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December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
An hour and 10 min into a hour and a half meeting and we are at Slide 19…my slides to talk about start at 47
We still doing this over 30 selfie thread?
Even though I’m behind here, I’m also over 30…and over 40. 🙃
44!
Even though I’m behind here, I’m also over 30…and over 40. 🙃
44!
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We still doing this over 30 selfie thread?
Even though I’m behind here, I’m also over 30…and over 40. 🙃
44!
Even though I’m behind here, I’m also over 30…and over 40. 🙃
44!
I’ve now been asked 3 times to update my Christmas wish list.
I have NO idea what I want (or need)!!
I have NO idea what I want (or need)!!
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’ve now been asked 3 times to update my Christmas wish list.
I have NO idea what I want (or need)!!
I have NO idea what I want (or need)!!
I don’t know how many more Thanksgiving drives I can do from NC to CT. On top of the baseline 11 hours, the traffic is just dreadful.
Today is looking like just over 13 hours 😩
Today is looking like just over 13 hours 😩
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I don’t know how many more Thanksgiving drives I can do from NC to CT. On top of the baseline 11 hours, the traffic is just dreadful.
Today is looking like just over 13 hours 😩
Today is looking like just over 13 hours 😩
It’s officially the Christmas season, so that means a name change on here. To be festive and all
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It’s officially the Christmas season, so that means a name change on here. To be festive and all
My Taino coqui tattoo is done!
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My Taino coqui tattoo is done!
Today is tattoo day!
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Today is tattoo day!
Hotel lighting isn’t too bad here!
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hotel lighting isn’t too bad here!
Happy Thanksgiving to all that celebrate. For the rest of you, happy final Thursday in November.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all that celebrate. For the rest of you, happy final Thursday in November.
Maybe a photo that features my manboobs (or just the right one) will motivate me to start exercising?
But I did trim my facial hair today!
But I did trim my facial hair today!
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Maybe a photo that features my manboobs (or just the right one) will motivate me to start exercising?
But I did trim my facial hair today!
But I did trim my facial hair today!
So many bloomfs are always posting about the gym or exercising. You’d think it would motivate me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
So many bloomfs are always posting about the gym or exercising. You’d think it would motivate me.
Good morning…or afternoon, I guess.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Good morning…or afternoon, I guess.
Sorry girlies, no pink or green in my drink or lights tonight
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sorry girlies, no pink or green in my drink or lights tonight
I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere in the world, but boy do I need a drink, so I’ll just give it until 3:45 here
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere in the world, but boy do I need a drink, so I’ll just give it until 3:45 here
I. Don’t. Want. To. Do. The. Thanksgiving. Shit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I. Don’t. Want. To. Do. The. Thanksgiving. Shit.
I don’t need coffee to wake me up. I need it to just have *something* to drink
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I don’t need coffee to wake me up. I need it to just have *something* to drink
I love taking vacations. Maybe the hardest part is finishing the vacation on a Monday and now Tuesday is both my Monday AND Tuesday
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love taking vacations. Maybe the hardest part is finishing the vacation on a Monday and now Tuesday is both my Monday AND Tuesday
Sunday roast is here!
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sunday roast is here!
For my last day in the UK, I’m super excited for Sunday roast!
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
For my last day in the UK, I’m super excited for Sunday roast!
I’ve just had the spiciest hot wings of my life. I had to scrape all the sauce off then they were tolerable. Not even the garlic bread with cheese could help tame it!
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’ve just had the spiciest hot wings of my life. I had to scrape all the sauce off then they were tolerable. Not even the garlic bread with cheese could help tame it!
A penny for my thoughts? In this economy?
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A penny for my thoughts? In this economy?
Oh jeez, Manchester…you’ve given me a storm on my first full day here on my mini UK holiday. I suppose I shall just drink.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Oh jeez, Manchester…you’ve given me a storm on my first full day here on my mini UK holiday. I suppose I shall just drink.
Ooop, good thing I have a VPN cause I forgot about the UK’s age verification stuff for Bluesky.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Ooop, good thing I have a VPN cause I forgot about the UK’s age verification stuff for Bluesky.