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Lexmas
@noflexalllex.bsky.social
I like planes, I like cars, I like craft cocktails. Who am I kidding - I like all boozy drinks. My opinions are my own. Also, I’m a proud dad of two 🏳️‍🌈 and this is always a safe space. Proudly 🇵🇷. Drop a DM with contact info for encrypted messaging.
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These are a few of my favorite things
Now, because Taylor has the 10674th version released and it was on the “new release” playlist on Apple Music, I have some version of Elizabeth Taylor in my head
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hello from up here. Starting my final trip of 2025
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
An hour and 10 min into a hour and a half meeting and we are at Slide 19…my slides to talk about start at 47
a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her
Alt: a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her
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December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We still doing this over 30 selfie thread?

Even though I’m behind here, I’m also over 30…and over 40. 🙃

44!
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’ve now been asked 3 times to update my Christmas wish list.

I have NO idea what I want (or need)!!
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don’t know how many more Thanksgiving drives I can do from NC to CT. On top of the baseline 11 hours, the traffic is just dreadful.

Today is looking like just over 13 hours 😩
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s officially the Christmas season, so that means a name change on here. To be festive and all
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My Taino coqui tattoo is done!
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Today is tattoo day!
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hotel lighting isn’t too bad here!
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all that celebrate. For the rest of you, happy final Thursday in November.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Maybe a photo that features my manboobs (or just the right one) will motivate me to start exercising?

But I did trim my facial hair today!
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So many bloomfs are always posting about the gym or exercising. You’d think it would motivate me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Good morning…or afternoon, I guess.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sorry girlies, no pink or green in my drink or lights tonight
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere in the world, but boy do I need a drink, so I’ll just give it until 3:45 here
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I. Don’t. Want. To. Do. The. Thanksgiving. Shit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I don’t need coffee to wake me up. I need it to just have *something* to drink
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I love taking vacations. Maybe the hardest part is finishing the vacation on a Monday and now Tuesday is both my Monday AND Tuesday
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sunday roast is here!
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
For my last day in the UK, I’m super excited for Sunday roast!
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I’ve just had the spiciest hot wings of my life. I had to scrape all the sauce off then they were tolerable. Not even the garlic bread with cheese could help tame it!
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A penny for my thoughts? In this economy?
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh jeez, Manchester…you’ve given me a storm on my first full day here on my mini UK holiday. I suppose I shall just drink.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Ooop, good thing I have a VPN cause I forgot about the UK’s age verification stuff for Bluesky.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM