It’s “The” Alex to you
@noflexalllex.bsky.social
I like planes, I like cars, I like craft cocktails. Who am I kidding - I like all boozy drinks. My opinions are my own. Also, I’m a proud dad of two 🏳️🌈 and this is always a safe space. Proudly 🇵🇷. Drop a DM with contact info for encrypted messaging.
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Maybe a photo that features my manboobs (or just the right one) will motivate me to start exercising?
But I did trim my facial hair today!
But I did trim my facial hair today!
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Maybe a photo that features my manboobs (or just the right one) will motivate me to start exercising?
But I did trim my facial hair today!
But I did trim my facial hair today!
So many bloomfs are always posting about the gym or exercising. You’d think it would motivate me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
So many bloomfs are always posting about the gym or exercising. You’d think it would motivate me.
Good morning…or afternoon, I guess.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Good morning…or afternoon, I guess.
Sorry girlies, no pink or green in my drink or lights tonight
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sorry girlies, no pink or green in my drink or lights tonight
I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere in the world, but boy do I need a drink, so I’ll just give it until 3:45 here
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere in the world, but boy do I need a drink, so I’ll just give it until 3:45 here
I. Don’t. Want. To. Do. The. Thanksgiving. Shit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I. Don’t. Want. To. Do. The. Thanksgiving. Shit.
I don’t need coffee to wake me up. I need it to just have *something* to drink
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I don’t need coffee to wake me up. I need it to just have *something* to drink
I love taking vacations. Maybe the hardest part is finishing the vacation on a Monday and now Tuesday is both my Monday AND Tuesday
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love taking vacations. Maybe the hardest part is finishing the vacation on a Monday and now Tuesday is both my Monday AND Tuesday
Sunday roast is here!
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sunday roast is here!
For my last day in the UK, I’m super excited for Sunday roast!
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
For my last day in the UK, I’m super excited for Sunday roast!
I’ve just had the spiciest hot wings of my life. I had to scrape all the sauce off then they were tolerable. Not even the garlic bread with cheese could help tame it!
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’ve just had the spiciest hot wings of my life. I had to scrape all the sauce off then they were tolerable. Not even the garlic bread with cheese could help tame it!
A penny for my thoughts? In this economy?
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A penny for my thoughts? In this economy?
Oh jeez, Manchester…you’ve given me a storm on my first full day here on my mini UK holiday. I suppose I shall just drink.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Oh jeez, Manchester…you’ve given me a storm on my first full day here on my mini UK holiday. I suppose I shall just drink.
Ooop, good thing I have a VPN cause I forgot about the UK’s age verification stuff for Bluesky.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Ooop, good thing I have a VPN cause I forgot about the UK’s age verification stuff for Bluesky.
Cancelled flight, “lost” bag…but at least this lounge shower lighting hits
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Cancelled flight, “lost” bag…but at least this lounge shower lighting hits
I was boarding a flight to Frankfurt while speaking Spanish with a friend in Puerto Rico. As soon as I finished my call, I was asked where I was from. It took everything in me to not say “yo so de P FKN R”. I kindly answered “Puerto Rico”, because we aren’t savages in PR
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I was boarding a flight to Frankfurt while speaking Spanish with a friend in Puerto Rico. As soon as I finished my call, I was asked where I was from. It took everything in me to not say “yo so de P FKN R”. I kindly answered “Puerto Rico”, because we aren’t savages in PR
What’s a layover in Chicago without good friends and good drinks (good food is way in the past!)?!
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What’s a layover in Chicago without good friends and good drinks (good food is way in the past!)?!
I hate when people reach into my space and close my window just as we are pushing back from the gate. Like, bro, seriously?
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I hate when people reach into my space and close my window just as we are pushing back from the gate. Like, bro, seriously?
The case of the INOP moving walkways at CLT continues…
Of the four moving walkways I’ve passed to get to my gate at CLT, 3 of them were not working. None of them were blocked for maintenance.
Last night, of the 2 I passed, 1 was not working but was blocked for maintenance.
Of the four moving walkways I’ve passed to get to my gate at CLT, 3 of them were not working. None of them were blocked for maintenance.
Last night, of the 2 I passed, 1 was not working but was blocked for maintenance.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The case of the INOP moving walkways at CLT continues…
Of the four moving walkways I’ve passed to get to my gate at CLT, 3 of them were not working. None of them were blocked for maintenance.
Last night, of the 2 I passed, 1 was not working but was blocked for maintenance.
Of the four moving walkways I’ve passed to get to my gate at CLT, 3 of them were not working. None of them were blocked for maintenance.
Last night, of the 2 I passed, 1 was not working but was blocked for maintenance.
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It looks like snow, but it’s salt! 🧂
We had a great adventure.
We had a great adventure.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It looks like snow, but it’s salt! 🧂
We had a great adventure.
We had a great adventure.
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For any democrats that still believes that PR Statehood is a “righteous progressive cause” against Trump and the “right way forward” should look at this thread and i will guarantee you that you will think otherwise.
The pro statehood party is hella corrupt and racist as well as being pro Trump
The pro statehood party is hella corrupt and racist as well as being pro Trump
Gringo Democrats who demand Puerto Rico statehood and quote Wikipedia election results at me call me a loony sore loser or worse when I tell them that statehooders rig elections in Puerto Rico.
Meanwhile in Puerto Rican TV, statehooders (and the pro-colony "populares" too) openly admit to it:
Meanwhile in Puerto Rican TV, statehooders (and the pro-colony "populares" too) openly admit to it:
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
For any democrats that still believes that PR Statehood is a “righteous progressive cause” against Trump and the “right way forward” should look at this thread and i will guarantee you that you will think otherwise.
The pro statehood party is hella corrupt and racist as well as being pro Trump
The pro statehood party is hella corrupt and racist as well as being pro Trump
Did I even fly if I didn’t have a drink? Luckily there is one in this picture.
Just a hot toddy cause I wanted whiskey and could not bear the atrocities of the jack on the rocks from my last flight.
Just a hot toddy cause I wanted whiskey and could not bear the atrocities of the jack on the rocks from my last flight.
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Did I even fly if I didn’t have a drink? Luckily there is one in this picture.
Just a hot toddy cause I wanted whiskey and could not bear the atrocities of the jack on the rocks from my last flight.
Just a hot toddy cause I wanted whiskey and could not bear the atrocities of the jack on the rocks from my last flight.
Such a great time in Salt Lake City visiting with @typevolant.com (thanks for having me)! There really isn’t much more I could have ever asked for - in addition to quality friend and family time, I got to see some amazing and beautiful sights.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Such a great time in Salt Lake City visiting with @typevolant.com (thanks for having me)! There really isn’t much more I could have ever asked for - in addition to quality friend and family time, I got to see some amazing and beautiful sights.
If it had never been clear before, do not have Jack Daniel’s on the rocks. What have I done?!?
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If it had never been clear before, do not have Jack Daniel’s on the rocks. What have I done?!?
I got my Facebook settlement money today.
Look out world, I’m gonna stimulate this slow economy with…$4.01!
Look out world, I’m gonna stimulate this slow economy with…$4.01!
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I got my Facebook settlement money today.
Look out world, I’m gonna stimulate this slow economy with…$4.01!
Look out world, I’m gonna stimulate this slow economy with…$4.01!