Alex
@noflexalllex.bsky.social
I like planes, I like cars, I like craft cocktails. Who am I kidding - I like all boozy drinks. My opinions are my own. Also, I’m a proud dad of two 🏳️🌈 and this is always a safe space. Proudly 🇵🇷. Drop a DM with contact info for encrypted messaging.
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I need a nice hot shower followed by a glass of bottle of wine.
I’d mix them together but my shower lacks a shelf
I’d mix them together but my shower lacks a shelf
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I need a nice hot shower followed by a glass of bottle of wine.
I’d mix them together but my shower lacks a shelf
I’d mix them together but my shower lacks a shelf
Why does my back, arms, legs and even groin hurt?
Oh yea. Cause I’m old and I just chiseled away at and shoveled my driveway and sidewalk
Oh yea. Cause I’m old and I just chiseled away at and shoveled my driveway and sidewalk
a man with gray hair and a beard is smiling with his arms in the air
Alt: a man with gray hair and a beard is smiling with his arms in the air. The smile slowly fades to a look of defeat and exhaustion as it zooms in on his face
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January 26, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Why does my back, arms, legs and even groin hurt?
Oh yea. Cause I’m old and I just chiseled away at and shoveled my driveway and sidewalk
Oh yea. Cause I’m old and I just chiseled away at and shoveled my driveway and sidewalk
The Carolina sun has helped with clearing the snow and ice from the street. Not so much the driveway. But that’s all cleared up now with help from my youngest! Hoping for some drying out before it dips to the teens tonight.
January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The Carolina sun has helped with clearing the snow and ice from the street. Not so much the driveway. But that’s all cleared up now with help from my youngest! Hoping for some drying out before it dips to the teens tonight.
The weather seems to be done weathering outside. No more snow or sleet or rain. It won’t get below 31°F from now until tomorrow morning when it gets warmer, so I’ll take care of cleaning it all in the morning. For now, I’ll bask in the warmth I’ve created in my house and keep hoping for no outages
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The weather seems to be done weathering outside. No more snow or sleet or rain. It won’t get below 31°F from now until tomorrow morning when it gets warmer, so I’ll take care of cleaning it all in the morning. For now, I’ll bask in the warmth I’ve created in my house and keep hoping for no outages
Lazy snow day is really a thing for the dogs. They’ve done nothing all day except go outside to the bathroom and eat this morning…how are they so tired??
January 25, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Lazy snow day is really a thing for the dogs. They’ve done nothing all day except go outside to the bathroom and eat this morning…how are they so tired??
When history is told accurately & authentically, people will not think this is an extreme take, but rather one that many have had for some time.
I’d rather be killed flying my flag 🇵🇷 (like the US did to my countrymen) than fly any other. And that’s why I choose not to display a particular flag.
I’d rather be killed flying my flag 🇵🇷 (like the US did to my countrymen) than fly any other. And that’s why I choose not to display a particular flag.
January 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
When history is told accurately & authentically, people will not think this is an extreme take, but rather one that many have had for some time.
I’d rather be killed flying my flag 🇵🇷 (like the US did to my countrymen) than fly any other. And that’s why I choose not to display a particular flag.
I’d rather be killed flying my flag 🇵🇷 (like the US did to my countrymen) than fly any other. And that’s why I choose not to display a particular flag.
At least the cul de sac looks pretty-ish
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
At least the cul de sac looks pretty-ish
Ok so literally heard what sounded like a police scanner. In my house. Where no such scanner exists.
Was it the Alexa? Or someone tapping into my cameras?
Luckily people were here at the house with me at the time and it stopped when we investigated.
Now it’s just me & my two kids. Sleeping. 😬😬
Was it the Alexa? Or someone tapping into my cameras?
Luckily people were here at the house with me at the time and it stopped when we investigated.
Now it’s just me & my two kids. Sleeping. 😬😬
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Ok so literally heard what sounded like a police scanner. In my house. Where no such scanner exists.
Was it the Alexa? Or someone tapping into my cameras?
Luckily people were here at the house with me at the time and it stopped when we investigated.
Now it’s just me & my two kids. Sleeping. 😬😬
Was it the Alexa? Or someone tapping into my cameras?
Luckily people were here at the house with me at the time and it stopped when we investigated.
Now it’s just me & my two kids. Sleeping. 😬😬
So I was 12 when I got my AAdvantage account. Wow.
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
So I was 12 when I got my AAdvantage account. Wow.
Who’s ready for this “ice storm”?? Me…as ready as I can be. I also hope it’s a dud with just a wintry mix.
Sorry for those of you further north if that means more snow (or worse) for you, but all North Carolina knows how to spread on things is Bojangles seasoning.
Sorry for those of you further north if that means more snow (or worse) for you, but all North Carolina knows how to spread on things is Bojangles seasoning.
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Who’s ready for this “ice storm”?? Me…as ready as I can be. I also hope it’s a dud with just a wintry mix.
Sorry for those of you further north if that means more snow (or worse) for you, but all North Carolina knows how to spread on things is Bojangles seasoning.
Sorry for those of you further north if that means more snow (or worse) for you, but all North Carolina knows how to spread on things is Bojangles seasoning.
I suppose one could say I was pissed at work. A coworker said to me “since you’ve never said “fuck” to me before, I can tell you’re really upset so I’m going to hang up with you and call him right away to have him stop” after that person started doing something they weren’t allowed to do.
January 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I suppose one could say I was pissed at work. A coworker said to me “since you’ve never said “fuck” to me before, I can tell you’re really upset so I’m going to hang up with you and call him right away to have him stop” after that person started doing something they weren’t allowed to do.
Happy Friday. I don’t know why I signed up for so many appts and errands today on top of work, but here we are.
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Happy Friday. I don’t know why I signed up for so many appts and errands today on top of work, but here we are.
It has arrived! Now I can finally watch it!
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
It has arrived! Now I can finally watch it!
Look, I don’t know if my stomach is ready for this but I’m willing to take my chances. I’ve babied it long enough.
Give me my rum old fashioned!!
Give me my rum old fashioned!!
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Look, I don’t know if my stomach is ready for this but I’m willing to take my chances. I’ve babied it long enough.
Give me my rum old fashioned!!
Give me my rum old fashioned!!
It took me until I had children to understand why people buy straight up bags of cereal and not just the boxes.
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 AM
It took me until I had children to understand why people buy straight up bags of cereal and not just the boxes.
This dude. Yes, I will feed you after your 20th visit to stare me down!
But, hes still cute
But, hes still cute
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
This dude. Yes, I will feed you after your 20th visit to stare me down!
But, hes still cute
But, hes still cute
While I’m glad that the temperature this morning has increased by 4°F in the past hour and a half, I wish the starting point wasn’t 22°! Not even the dogs want to go out
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 PM
While I’m glad that the temperature this morning has increased by 4°F in the past hour and a half, I wish the starting point wasn’t 22°! Not even the dogs want to go out
Watching Twinless before my Hulu is cancelled
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Watching Twinless before my Hulu is cancelled
Ugh. Why can’t I just sit for 5 minutes without my stomach sending off flares. Well, if that’s how we’re doing this, send help!!
January 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Ugh. Why can’t I just sit for 5 minutes without my stomach sending off flares. Well, if that’s how we’re doing this, send help!!
Reposted by Alex
THIS.
It wasn't evil mad scientists in the corner of every maternity ward...
It WAS as banal and automated as tying women's tubes as soon as the placenta was out.
My own grandmother woke up and didn't know until a nurse mentioned it casually.
"Pues nene, ¿que se va a hacer?"
🇵🇷💔
It wasn't evil mad scientists in the corner of every maternity ward...
It WAS as banal and automated as tying women's tubes as soon as the placenta was out.
My own grandmother woke up and didn't know until a nurse mentioned it casually.
"Pues nene, ¿que se va a hacer?"
🇵🇷💔
I may not be alive today if my abeulas family hadn't left for NYC in 1946 considering my mom was her 4th pregnancy
January 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
THIS.
It wasn't evil mad scientists in the corner of every maternity ward...
It WAS as banal and automated as tying women's tubes as soon as the placenta was out.
My own grandmother woke up and didn't know until a nurse mentioned it casually.
"Pues nene, ¿que se va a hacer?"
🇵🇷💔
It wasn't evil mad scientists in the corner of every maternity ward...
It WAS as banal and automated as tying women's tubes as soon as the placenta was out.
My own grandmother woke up and didn't know until a nurse mentioned it casually.
"Pues nene, ¿que se va a hacer?"
🇵🇷💔
Reposted by Alex
I’ve got too much TV to catch up on. Pluribus and Heated Rivalry season finales, finishing Boots. Now I hear about Twinless on Hulu!
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I’ve got too much TV to catch up on. Pluribus and Heated Rivalry season finales, finishing Boots. Now I hear about Twinless on Hulu!
Oh yea, I got my new glasses today.
Feel free to tell me I look pretty even though my hair is not doing its thing well today and I look exhausted cause my kids have been misbehaving
Feel free to tell me I look pretty even though my hair is not doing its thing well today and I look exhausted cause my kids have been misbehaving
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Oh yea, I got my new glasses today.
Feel free to tell me I look pretty even though my hair is not doing its thing well today and I look exhausted cause my kids have been misbehaving
Feel free to tell me I look pretty even though my hair is not doing its thing well today and I look exhausted cause my kids have been misbehaving
I neither shit myself nor did I vomit everywhere. Success.
January 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I neither shit myself nor did I vomit everywhere. Success.