Noah Edelnant
@noahedelnant.bsky.social
Big as life, and twice as ugly. Crime fighter. Keeper of the vault. Beyond vulgarity. Life on the razor-collecting edge. Be good, and do not offend the chair leg of truth, for it is wise and terrible.
Man, I like Defector. I really should buy a membership.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Man, I like Defector. I really should buy a membership.
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Yes, there are 50 jokes in this thread. Blaine is a genius.
okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
October 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Yes, there are 50 jokes in this thread. Blaine is a genius.
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"'He would fire & reload, fire & reload, fire reload,' Kelley said. 'This went on & on'.”
(paywall-free link archive.is/RK7kt)
Re: the word "important" ⬇️
All humans are equally important; some deaths are more *consequential*. If school gun deaths were consequential in America, we'd know already.
"'He would fire & reload, fire & reload, fire reload,' Kelley said. 'This went on & on'.”
(paywall-free link archive.is/RK7kt)
Re: the word "important" ⬇️
All humans are equally important; some deaths are more *consequential*. If school gun deaths were consequential in America, we'd know already.
This story, of equal or greater important to the Kirk shooting, is getting no material media coverage. The 16-year-old who shot two students in a Colorado high school on the same day Charlie Kirk was killed was a virulent white supremacist and antisemite. www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...
‘Radicalized’ Evergreen High School shooter appeared to hold antisemitic, violent views in online accounts
Social media accounts that appear to be connected to the 16-year-old shooter are littered with references to mass shootings and antisemitic views, The Denver Post found.
www.denverpost.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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"'He would fire & reload, fire & reload, fire reload,' Kelley said. 'This went on & on'.”
(paywall-free link archive.is/RK7kt)
Re: the word "important" ⬇️
All humans are equally important; some deaths are more *consequential*. If school gun deaths were consequential in America, we'd know already.
"'He would fire & reload, fire & reload, fire reload,' Kelley said. 'This went on & on'.”
(paywall-free link archive.is/RK7kt)
Re: the word "important" ⬇️
All humans are equally important; some deaths are more *consequential*. If school gun deaths were consequential in America, we'd know already.
RFK Jr does not just reject vaccines. He rejects science and must step down | Bernie Sanders www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
RFK Jr does not just reject vaccines. He rejects science and must step down | Bernie Sanders
Kennedy is unfit to be our nation’s leading public health official because he rejects the fundamental principles of modern science
www.theguardian.com
September 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
RFK Jr does not just reject vaccines. He rejects science and must step down | Bernie Sanders www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I’m sure it’s what they would have wanted. Fuck, get me outta Iowa.
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’m sure it’s what they would have wanted. Fuck, get me outta Iowa.
<cough> ahem, sorry this got dusty. PDX BOUND IN 2 WEEKS MFers. Cannot. Wait. Get at me if you need.
September 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
<cough> ahem, sorry this got dusty. PDX BOUND IN 2 WEEKS MFers. Cannot. Wait. Get at me if you need.
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not because I think I look that great, but hey, free warm hats for those in need, good work @turtlefur.bsky.social #projectwarmth
February 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
not because I think I look that great, but hey, free warm hats for those in need, good work @turtlefur.bsky.social #projectwarmth
Men, or women, (ahem, Gov. Reynolds) but let's be honest, usually men.
“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941
February 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Men, or women, (ahem, Gov. Reynolds) but let's be honest, usually men.