Enkaybeetyen
@nkbtn.bsky.social
Cis-het white limey. Chilli fiend. Comedy lover. Possibly ADD without the H. Pro good, positive, kind, helpful things. Anti Bad Things. Purveyors of Bad Things get blocked, probably.
Based on a true autobiographical story
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Based on a true autobiographical story
If I was still in my teens... and was better looking, I'd wear this
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If I was still in my teens... and was better looking, I'd wear this
A lot of us need to digest this
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A lot of us need to digest this
Not sure whether to be angry at YouTube or not. Frankly if a Mossad agent asked me to do anything, I'd probably brick it and do whatever they said (note to Mossad: please don't do this to me)
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Not sure whether to be angry at YouTube or not. Frankly if a Mossad agent asked me to do anything, I'd probably brick it and do whatever they said (note to Mossad: please don't do this to me)
Hi girl! Never feel insecure about your looks! You're as pretty as the morning sun and twice as bright
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hi girl! Never feel insecure about your looks! You're as pretty as the morning sun and twice as bright
Hear, hear. Waitrose knows how to keep it real
October 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hear, hear. Waitrose knows how to keep it real
[Seduces you in parseltongue]
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
[Seduces you in parseltongue]
Started reading one of the last 2 or 3 Discworld books I've not yet read.
I'm barely 20 pages in and I've already laughed 5 or 6 times. So much character, so much fun.
Name the book to win 5 Internet points!
I'm barely 20 pages in and I've already laughed 5 or 6 times. So much character, so much fun.
Name the book to win 5 Internet points!
October 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Started reading one of the last 2 or 3 Discworld books I've not yet read.
I'm barely 20 pages in and I've already laughed 5 or 6 times. So much character, so much fun.
Name the book to win 5 Internet points!
I'm barely 20 pages in and I've already laughed 5 or 6 times. So much character, so much fun.
Name the book to win 5 Internet points!
@herring1967.bsky.social
Morning pun
Morning pun
October 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
@herring1967.bsky.social
Morning pun
Morning pun
@sorrelish.bsky.social
This just came up in my timeline; had to pass on the name check!
This just came up in my timeline; had to pass on the name check!
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
@sorrelish.bsky.social
This just came up in my timeline; had to pass on the name check!
This just came up in my timeline; had to pass on the name check!
Well, that's my teen-to-twenties self fucking told
October 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Well, that's my teen-to-twenties self fucking told
You just made me laugh out loud. (At you). Congrats!
October 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You just made me laugh out loud. (At you). Congrats!
Well THIS is a delightful photoshop challenge - "kids TV at the movies". So many great ones, though a huge amount of Rod Hull gives away the average age of the creators
b3ta.com/challenge/ch...
b3ta.com/challenge/ch...
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Well THIS is a delightful photoshop challenge - "kids TV at the movies". So many great ones, though a huge amount of Rod Hull gives away the average age of the creators
b3ta.com/challenge/ch...
b3ta.com/challenge/ch...
Remembering the time I managed to lose ONE of every single pair of socks in a packet
September 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Remembering the time I managed to lose ONE of every single pair of socks in a packet
There's a been a few stand-up routines about how cobblers always also cut keys, what's the deal with that etc.
Well I've got a new one - a dog walking company that also does PC repair and German Translation services.
Well I've got a new one - a dog walking company that also does PC repair and German Translation services.
September 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There's a been a few stand-up routines about how cobblers always also cut keys, what's the deal with that etc.
Well I've got a new one - a dog walking company that also does PC repair and German Translation services.
Well I've got a new one - a dog walking company that also does PC repair and German Translation services.
"Discard the evidence of your own eyes, we ARE the good guys, and ANY evidence to the contrary is a filthy lie"
September 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Discard the evidence of your own eyes, we ARE the good guys, and ANY evidence to the contrary is a filthy lie"
And yet in almost every case I've seen, the result is closer to this
September 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
And yet in almost every case I've seen, the result is closer to this
Fun coincidence that these should show up next to each other in my Lemmy feed.
September 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Fun coincidence that these should show up next to each other in my Lemmy feed.
I normally have a "no cross-posting from the bad place" rule, but I'll make an exception for this face-palmer
September 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I normally have a "no cross-posting from the bad place" rule, but I'll make an exception for this face-palmer