Enkaybeetyen
nkbtn.bsky.social
Enkaybeetyen
@nkbtn.bsky.social
Cis-het white limey. Chilli fiend. Comedy lover. Possibly ADD without the H. Pro good, positive, kind, helpful things. Anti Bad Things. Purveyors of Bad Things get blocked, probably.
Based on a true autobiographical story
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If I was still in my teens... and was better looking, I'd wear this
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
A lot of us need to digest this
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Not sure whether to be angry at YouTube or not. Frankly if a Mossad agent asked me to do anything, I'd probably brick it and do whatever they said (note to Mossad: please don't do this to me)
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hi girl! Never feel insecure about your looks! You're as pretty as the morning sun and twice as bright
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hear, hear. Waitrose knows how to keep it real
October 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
[Seduces you in parseltongue]
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
October 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Started reading one of the last 2 or 3 Discworld books I've not yet read.

I'm barely 20 pages in and I've already laughed 5 or 6 times. So much character, so much fun.

Name the book to win 5 Internet points!
October 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
October 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
@sorrelish.bsky.social
This just came up in my timeline; had to pass on the name check!
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Well, that's my teen-to-twenties self fucking told
October 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You just made me laugh out loud. (At you). Congrats!
October 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Types of turn
October 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Well THIS is a delightful photoshop challenge - "kids TV at the movies". So many great ones, though a huge amount of Rod Hull gives away the average age of the creators

b3ta.com/challenge/ch...
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Remembering the time I managed to lose ONE of every single pair of socks in a packet
September 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
There's a been a few stand-up routines about how cobblers always also cut keys, what's the deal with that etc.

Well I've got a new one - a dog walking company that also does PC repair and German Translation services.
September 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"Discard the evidence of your own eyes, we ARE the good guys, and ANY evidence to the contrary is a filthy lie"
September 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
And yet in almost every case I've seen, the result is closer to this
September 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Fun coincidence that these should show up next to each other in my Lemmy feed.
September 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I normally have a "no cross-posting from the bad place" rule, but I'll make an exception for this face-palmer
September 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM