Clayton
@nixon.computer
Witness the man who raves at the wall.
Visit nixon.computer, where I write about every video game I beat.
ATL 🐝
Visit nixon.computer, where I write about every video game I beat.
ATL 🐝
[solid snake voice]: radio gaga?
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 AM
[solid snake voice]: radio gaga?
Two classifications are frozen in time: games released on or after the PS2 will never be retro, and bands formed after (and including) Nirvana will never be classic rock. This will still be true in 3026.
January 24, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Two classifications are frozen in time: games released on or after the PS2 will never be retro, and bands formed after (and including) Nirvana will never be classic rock. This will still be true in 3026.
We gotta do the Pepsi Challenge on bay leaf believers.
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
We gotta do the Pepsi Challenge on bay leaf believers.
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Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. Trump is dead. Call me back.
August 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. Trump is dead. Call me back.
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hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 AM
hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
"is trump dead" posting gotta be a top 5 type of posting easy
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
"is trump dead" posting gotta be a top 5 type of posting easy
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i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
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Goodnight stars
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Goodnight stars
Indiana being the first 16-0 college football team in history is so awesome lol. Best sport there is.
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Indiana being the first 16-0 college football team in history is so awesome lol. Best sport there is.
Watching the CFP Championship on THE home of college sports: ACC Network
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Watching the CFP Championship on THE home of college sports: ACC Network
Sure, IU looks like they could beat any team on the planet by 50 points, but they can't get too cocky against 2x National Champion Carson Beck.
January 19, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Sure, IU looks like they could beat any team on the planet by 50 points, but they can't get too cocky against 2x National Champion Carson Beck.
Another day of Greenland escalation news!!!
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Another day of Greenland escalation news!!!
Discovering this just now about DeKalb County, Georgia (based on 2024 presidential splits) was actually crazy lol. Also bluer than SF county by that metric. I'm sure the list goes on.
Stone Mountain is located in a county that is bluer than four of the five boroughs of New York.
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Discovering this just now about DeKalb County, Georgia (based on 2024 presidential splits) was actually crazy lol. Also bluer than SF county by that metric. I'm sure the list goes on.
Extremely late take here from someone only just now watching 30 Rock, but its treatment of Stone Mountain as some kind of all-white country backwater when it is roughly as far away from downtown Atlanta as JFK is from Manhattan is very funny to me.
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Extremely late take here from someone only just now watching 30 Rock, but its treatment of Stone Mountain as some kind of all-white country backwater when it is roughly as far away from downtown Atlanta as JFK is from Manhattan is very funny to me.
I have no chip and I must snack.
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I have no chip and I must snack.
What if some stuff got better.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
What if some stuff got better.
it is legal to think even in graphic detail about all sorts of things that could or should happen
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
it is legal to think even in graphic detail about all sorts of things that could or should happen
"Secretary Linda McMahon" is one of the million little indignities I can hardly even recall we're suffering right now because of everything else.
New: Secretary Linda McMahon says the Department of Education has decided to "pause" garnishing wages for student loans.
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
"Secretary Linda McMahon" is one of the million little indignities I can hardly even recall we're suffering right now because of everything else.
It's actually so easy to log off of X: The Child Porn and Racism App for good and never return.
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
It's actually so easy to log off of X: The Child Porn and Racism App for good and never return.
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"Arctic Blast" is a Gatorade-ass name for a weather event.
January 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"Arctic Blast" is a Gatorade-ass name for a weather event.
Folks, it is time to return to the 32X mines.
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Folks, it is time to return to the 32X mines.