Chandler
nirvana1123.bsky.social
Chandler
@nirvana1123.bsky.social
A pretty average nerd tbh
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illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Hadvar: What do we do? Cookies aren't on the list.

Imperial Captain: *mouth watering* forget the list
February 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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the govermet should only ban tiktok's text to speech voices
January 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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SARUMAN: Lands a tenured position while still finishing his PhD

GANDALF: Trail of post-docs and teaching posts. People never sure what his institutional affiliation is. Drops in 'yeah that was when I was in Rhûn for 90 years'

RADAGAST: Lives by proofreading and eating the dandelions in his garden
Academics love Lord of the Rings because it's about a researcher (Gandalf) who does their dissertation on an obscure topic (Hobbit lore), wanders around doing post-docs, gets destroyed in the question session from hell but triumphantly returns and gets to take the golden-boy prof (Saruman)'s job
January 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”

“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”

“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”

“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”

Pause.

“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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No news source is reliable anymore let’s bring back designating one person to scream important announcements to everyone in the town square
January 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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You guys…the horrors…..they keep persisting
January 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I will forgive and forget January 6th when I’m dead.
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.
🚨 Trump will instruct the federal government tomorrow via an executive order to not recognize that transgender people exist and exclusively recognize people as their sex assigned at birth.

www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s Day One Executive Order on ‘Male and Female’
The White House strikes out at gender ideology and pronouns. Also: ends housing of biological men in women’s prisons; self-ID on passports; and more.
www.thefp.com
January 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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fuck corpos, get adblock
January 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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It’s never aliens.
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassin Spotted Emerging from Conveniently Placed Hay Cart
hard-drive.net/hd/unitedhea...
UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassin Spotted Emerging from Conveniently Placed Hay Cart
NEW YORK —  Multiple eyewitnesses claimed to have seen the assassin of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson emerging from a conveniently-placed cart of hay near West…
hard-drive.net
December 8, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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Normalize this reaction
#art #artists
November 8, 2024 at 1:17 PM
If I don't stop having dreams of my teeth falling out or breaking I'm gonna lose my mind
November 10, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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Welcome new posters. This place has Lore.
October 17, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.
October 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I kind of miss the kindergarten mentality of walking up to someone, asking "Hey can we be friends," and then having a friend. If someone did it to me I would be delighted, but introvert brain means I just cannot do it myself
January 27, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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America did a lot of terrible stuff to Dr. King, like jailing and abusing him and trying to get him to kill himself and killing him, but probably nothing so obscene as reinventing him in popular memory as some milquetoast whose primary concern was not hurting white people’s feelings.
January 15, 2024 at 11:57 PM
If I see Kevin Hart in one more goddamn ad I'm going to spontaneously combust
January 16, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I may be half a vampire, but I still want *some* sunlight, this getting dark at 6pm is getting real old
January 7, 2024 at 9:49 PM