not in the top 15 problems facing the country right now but it's really impossible to find flatware with both aesthetically pleasing forks, knives, AND spoons

Our internet has been out for hours and it’s really fun trying to explain to a toddler why they can’t do a lot of the things that they usually like to do.

cacio E pepe?? in questa economia??

Reluctantly crouched
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

Someone at this physical therapy office just said “You know, Matthew Lillard from Scooby Doo?” and I melted away and died.

Eeeeeee did a SUSPIRIA poster for @outpost512
Available tomorrow at 12pm central time over on their site ✨

www.outpost-512.com

One of my fav films 🧙🧙🧙

Not my mother asking me if this is a duck. 😬

fig beetle season

ant: cool
ants: not cool

::Stares::