Nikki Figueiredo
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Nikki Figueiredo
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Mark Carney, channeling Jane Austen, diplomatically ushers the ignorant Trump away: “You have delighted us long enough.”
June 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”

--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
June 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Waking up to Ukraine absolutely shredding Russian military and air force
Is amazing

Slava Ukrainii
June 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Brad Marchand against the Leafs
May 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Scanlon: The Gulf of Mexico was so named over 500 years ago. If we want to update that name to reflect our current culture, maybe we should call it the Sea of Emoluments—you know, the place where we can board the Ship of Fools and navigate from a State of Ignorance to the Confederacy of Dunces…
May 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Congrats to the Bureau of Prisons senior leadership that woke up this morning to a memo that was like: "Reopen Alcatraz. Mr. Trump wants more sharks, too. He wants the sharks to be visible at all times from the prison. Possibly deputize the sharks. Unclear."
May 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Wanted: someone to brush their teeth with me, because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won't help tooth decay.

No weirdos.
May 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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THIS IS WHO PAYS ME FOR MAKING MY VIDEOS
PeaceLoveCanada.ca
May 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Mike Waltz has left the chat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
theonion.com
March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Okay friends this is a fun challenge.
Canada's right are rallying around Elon Musk to say much they love him.
They are freaked out that my petition is about to be become most signed petition in Canadian history.
Send a message to Elon, please sign my petition.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
March 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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OK, this is almost funny
March 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Pete Doocy coming up with a better one-line talking point for Democrats than 90% of Democrats. You don’t have to always speak in run-on paragraphs to try and fail to make your point. Voters remember lines like this, they don’t remember verbal policy essays.
March 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Loving the Jasmine Crockett energy!
NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk.

What would she say to him? Here was her answer:

“Fuck off.”
February 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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MAGA hypocrites.
MAGA Politician Whines About His 'Preferred Pronouns' After Woman Purposely Misgenders Him During Hearing
My, how the tables have turned.
www.comicsands.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Turn up the volume watch to the end and share the hell out of this. Ex -NFL Punter Chris Kluwe delivered this absolute 🔥 anti Maga speech.
February 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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You can’t spell FELON without ELON.
February 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM