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Clan Nagaraja
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The most retconned bloodline; reports of joining the Hecata are highly exaggerated. They/them.

Show me your teeth.

#vtm parody rp account; all posts are ic unless they start with // or 🤞
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Just to be clear, I had to use Scribd to verify all of this, because I guess The Eye is down for good? Major bummer.
Here’s the full list of World of Darkness splats you’ve been able to play for longer than you’ve been able to play a Lasombra:

Brujah
Caitiff
Gangrel
Malkavian
Nosferatu
Toreador
Tremere
Ventrue
Assamite
Follower of Set
Giovanni
Ravnos
Salubri
Baali
Blood Brothers
Gargoyles
Ghouls
(cont’d)
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Mummies were playable in Vampire the Masquerade before the Lasombra were.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Street Fighter is canon in the #WorldOfDarkness or you’re a coward.
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Here’s the full list of World of Darkness splats you’ve been able to play for longer than you’ve been able to play a Lasombra:

Brujah
Caitiff
Gangrel
Malkavian
Nosferatu
Toreador
Tremere
Ventrue
Assamite
Follower of Set
Giovanni
Ravnos
Salubri
Baali
Blood Brothers
Gargoyles
Ghouls
(cont’d)
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Mummies were playable in Vampire the Masquerade before the Lasombra were.
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
“Mom can we get Setites?”

“We have Setites at home.”

Setites at home:
Thank you for joining us! We here in the Ministry think it's long past due we created an account on this platform. Any way we can spread the message!

The Ministry is a collection of Clans that have recently come together in holy union.

Follow us! 🐍🐍🐍

#vampirethemasquerade #Vamily #TheMinistry
September 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This your work, @clantzimisce.bsky.social ?
Why apostrophes matter
September 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Something I think is important to establish in Session Zero of a Vampire the Masquerade #ttrpg game is how much does the average neonate know about Kindred society? Because people are all over the place about this and always have been.
August 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Standing in an arena with 10,000 people singing along to Nine Inch Nails’s “March of the Pigs,” “Reptile,” and “Heresy” felt like the biggest and most powerful fuck you to Trump’s America.

You cannot tell me that those three songs from the same album played back to back in 2025 was a coincidence.
I saw Nine Inch Nails tonight and it was just absolutely amazing
August 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Forget Vampire the Masquerade Clan Bingo, I want to hear about the offbeat, non-standard #WorldofDarkness splats you have played. I want you to tell me about the time you played like a Werebat or a pack of Blood Brothers or a member of the Arcanum or an Inanimae. Go go go!
August 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I mean, “my room” is a bare monk’s cell in the ghost of the City of Enoch so the question falls flat. Unless you’re talking about my mortal parents but I’m going to be honest, that was like 1400 years ago in the Kingdom of Gauḍa so it doesn’t matter.
Did your parents keep your room exactly as you left it when you moved out? I think this is just a trope people think is true.
The night before i went off to college my parents made me help them move my bed out of their “new office”.
August 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Hi, hello my fellow Kindred. How is your evening going?
August 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Ginsburg, A.O. Spare, Frater I*I, Kerouac, Chronicle of the Black Labyrinth, Alice Coltrane, Leary, Moorcock, Morrison (Grant), Morrison (Jim), Reeve, Crowley, Malaclypse the Younger, the Egyptian Book of the Dead, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Kemintiri, Lovecraft
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A Forest
Fascination Street
Burn
The Kiss
One Hundred Years
Like Cockatoos
Prayers for Rain
Which 7 songs by the Cure do you think belong on a Vampire the Masquerade playlist the most? #VtM
August 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m pretty sure @settemple.bsky.social can relate
August 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’d rather go back to disposing bodies in the Prince’s dungeon than ask ChatGPT anything
I'd rather give my blood to a random Verbena to use in their hocus-pocus than ask ChatGPT anything.
I'd rather lose to my Derangements than ask ChatGPT anything
July 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Literally a photo of @settemple.bsky.social in Typhonic Avatar form
best known through his modern avatar cyril sneer
July 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This is where I post from
July 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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One time back in like 1997 I played an Ananasi were-spider member of a Sabbat pack in a one-shot #VtM LARP. We just decided that the Ananasi could drink Cainite blood and be ghouled and treated as a full pack member.

Absolutely doesn’t work RAW but the Storytellers allowed it and it totally ruled.
June 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Happy pride to all who celebrate!

As for to ones who oppose, we have a very hungry @nihilistics.bsky.social that would love to have a few words with you.
June 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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A thread of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard songs that would be great for a Followers of Set/Setite/Ministry #VtM #WoD.

Starting with the most obvious choice, “Set” from The Silver Cord (2023).
Set
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard · The Silver Cord · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
May 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When Christianity rolled out I was super stoked. Eating flesh? Drinking blood? It’s got something for everyone! What a ripoff.
May 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
follow me I look like this
May 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We need a Saulot for the left
We need a Heinz Doofenshmirtz for the left.
We need a Lumon Industries for the left
May 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
May 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Soon they’ll have had as many retcons as I have had!
May 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We have three of the Aabbt Kindred captive in an oubliette in shadowlands-Enoch but y’all aren’t ready to have that conversation 💅
May 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM