Night Mother
@nightmother.bsky.social
“I don’t know what game you’re playing at, my dear, but I so enjoy watching your scales catch the light as you coil.” 🐍
My only resolution for 2026.
December 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My only resolution for 2026.
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NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️⚧️
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️⚧️
Auntie Ethel they could never make me hate you.
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Auntie Ethel they could never make me hate you.
Downton Abbey is the only show that can make me sob uncontrollably over someone winning a flower show for their comtesse cabarrus roses.
September 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Downton Abbey is the only show that can make me sob uncontrollably over someone winning a flower show for their comtesse cabarrus roses.
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Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/
September 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/
Starstruck Odyssey is so chaotic and wonderful.
August 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Starstruck Odyssey is so chaotic and wonderful.
I wish there was a realistic and cost-efficient method for battling restartitis but with everything you own.
August 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I wish there was a realistic and cost-efficient method for battling restartitis but with everything you own.
Based on everything I’ve heard about Emerald Fennell’s version of Wuthering Heights I fear she’s watched too many Donut Daddy TikToks.
August 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Based on everything I’ve heard about Emerald Fennell’s version of Wuthering Heights I fear she’s watched too many Donut Daddy TikToks.
Putting my hand in the UV light box after the nail tech has been a little ruthless with my finger skin.
July 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Putting my hand in the UV light box after the nail tech has been a little ruthless with my finger skin.
There’s a level of euphoria and healing that can only be achieved by animals resting their little chins on you.
July 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
There’s a level of euphoria and healing that can only be achieved by animals resting their little chins on you.
Lost Records is so pretty oh my god.
July 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Lost Records is so pretty oh my god.
Took my son fishing and made him pose with his catch.
June 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Took my son fishing and made him pose with his catch.
Absolutely wild that I’m one of the only people in this airport still wearing a mask.
June 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Absolutely wild that I’m one of the only people in this airport still wearing a mask.
Obsessed with this glitch that makes it look like Lae’zel’s portrait is FaceTiming me.
April 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Obsessed with this glitch that makes it look like Lae’zel’s portrait is FaceTiming me.
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When I'm ready to go out despite the meet-up time being 4 hours from now.
April 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When I'm ready to go out despite the meet-up time being 4 hours from now.
I’m fast approaching dice goblin status I fear.
March 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m fast approaching dice goblin status I fear.
Summing up the overall vibe of my stream in one image:
March 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Summing up the overall vibe of my stream in one image:
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Toronto LCBO staff having a blast with Gretzky wine descriptions
March 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Toronto LCBO staff having a blast with Gretzky wine descriptions
I’m terrified for whatever kind of impact the romantasy genre is going to have on the incoming generation of baby names.
March 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m terrified for whatever kind of impact the romantasy genre is going to have on the incoming generation of baby names.
Dearest darlings who are writing Harvey from Stardew headcanons on Tumblr: 35 is not geriatric hahaha I’m begging you. We don’t have “old man routines” yet and have at least two more years before we’re falling asleep in our recliners to Dave Brubeck at 8pm. Never felt more humbled in my life 🙂↕️
March 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Dearest darlings who are writing Harvey from Stardew headcanons on Tumblr: 35 is not geriatric hahaha I’m begging you. We don’t have “old man routines” yet and have at least two more years before we’re falling asleep in our recliners to Dave Brubeck at 8pm. Never felt more humbled in my life 🙂↕️
The Astarion/Sebastian to Gale/Harvey pipeline in BG3 and Stardew Valley feels like an important rite of passage.
March 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The Astarion/Sebastian to Gale/Harvey pipeline in BG3 and Stardew Valley feels like an important rite of passage.
My best dream guardian yet
March 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My best dream guardian yet
It felt thematically appropriate to wear my Astarion face collage shirt to get bloodwork done today.
February 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It felt thematically appropriate to wear my Astarion face collage shirt to get bloodwork done today.
Whenever it gets really cold here, I always get other birds coming to visit my hummingbird feeder and I imagine this influx of sugar water must be like crack cocaine to these tiny bbs.
January 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Whenever it gets really cold here, I always get other birds coming to visit my hummingbird feeder and I imagine this influx of sugar water must be like crack cocaine to these tiny bbs.