William Woodard
@dekker.bsky.social
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William Woodard
@dekker.bsky.social
· Jan 27
"Good writers borrow, great writers steal!" I shout, running for the door at Staples as the cashier tells me I have to pay for those printers.
An interesting aspect of writing a book is that during editing, you essentially become a data entry worker who occasionally adds a bit of personality to it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
An interesting aspect of writing a book is that during editing, you essentially become a data entry worker who occasionally adds a bit of personality to it.
I've never looked more like Ryan Gosling than how he looks in the Project Hail Mary trailer.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I've never looked more like Ryan Gosling than how he looks in the Project Hail Mary trailer.
HR loves to see a type a fella like me.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
HR loves to see a type a fella like me.
Sometimes I'll think about Anora and I'll get annoyed all over again.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sometimes I'll think about Anora and I'll get annoyed all over again.
The Pinnacle of Motorsport.
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Pinnacle of Motorsport.
I fear I’ve become a Formula 1 guy. The screechy siren song of big wheels and whining drivers is too strong.
October 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I fear I’ve become a Formula 1 guy. The screechy siren song of big wheels and whining drivers is too strong.
The longer the time between Michael Bay films the more cinemas need him.
October 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The longer the time between Michael Bay films the more cinemas need him.
Roku has been playing the majority of the Zucker Brothers' movies on repeat all day while showing BTS ads for the new Naked Gun all day, and then playing the first 10 or 15 minutes of the new one.
Genuinely excellent way to advertise.
Genuinely excellent way to advertise.
September 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Roku has been playing the majority of the Zucker Brothers' movies on repeat all day while showing BTS ads for the new Naked Gun all day, and then playing the first 10 or 15 minutes of the new one.
Genuinely excellent way to advertise.
Genuinely excellent way to advertise.
Can you imagine if a former college student forced all the professors from all the colleges into his backyard so he could give them a lecture on what it takes to be a good professor?
New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can you imagine if a former college student forced all the professors from all the colleges into his backyard so he could give them a lecture on what it takes to be a good professor?
Well I haven't been raptured, so I'm sorry to say that I really am that bad boy your mom told you to stay away from.
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Well I haven't been raptured, so I'm sorry to say that I really am that bad boy your mom told you to stay away from.
Ha ha! Wow look! Baby Yoda is using the force to grab snacks! But this time it's in a movie! COOL!
homer simpson with a monkey in his head
ALT: homer simpson with a monkey in his head
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ha ha! Wow look! Baby Yoda is using the force to grab snacks! But this time it's in a movie! COOL!
By Jove, she’s coming together.
September 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
By Jove, she’s coming together.
I've got a hankering for a Cobb salad with so much bullshit on it that it completely negates the greenery underneath it.
September 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've got a hankering for a Cobb salad with so much bullshit on it that it completely negates the greenery underneath it.
Have they considered making it illegal to do assassinations?
September 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Have they considered making it illegal to do assassinations?
Moooom! Pink Floyd is doing something weird again!
September 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Moooom! Pink Floyd is doing something weird again!
I'm not worried about AI. I will be concerned about AI if the porn industry adopts it, like the real porn industry.
That's when you know it's here to stay.
That's when you know it's here to stay.
September 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm not worried about AI. I will be concerned about AI if the porn industry adopts it, like the real porn industry.
That's when you know it's here to stay.
That's when you know it's here to stay.
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a secretary of war that wears fun socks is kind of crazy
September 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
a secretary of war that wears fun socks is kind of crazy
I discussed what it was like to finish my book on the Patreon.
September 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I discussed what it was like to finish my book on the Patreon.
So, I finished my novel.
September 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So, I finished my novel.
Whoever is blaring Hanoi Hannah in DC right now should get a Medal of Honor.
September 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Whoever is blaring Hanoi Hannah in DC right now should get a Medal of Honor.
Titanfall 2 is, without a doubt, one of the best games ever made, and EA just killed the franchise for free.
Baffling to me.
Baffling to me.
August 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Titanfall 2 is, without a doubt, one of the best games ever made, and EA just killed the franchise for free.
Baffling to me.
Baffling to me.
The most jaw-dropping, mind-blowing part of the Adam Friedland episode with Ritchie Torres is that Adam gave him about 15 rip cords to act like a normal human being.
Torres took none of them and continued to act like an insane sociopath.
Torres took none of them and continued to act like an insane sociopath.
August 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The most jaw-dropping, mind-blowing part of the Adam Friedland episode with Ritchie Torres is that Adam gave him about 15 rip cords to act like a normal human being.
Torres took none of them and continued to act like an insane sociopath.
Torres took none of them and continued to act like an insane sociopath.
"Oh, William, what's the villain in your novel?"
Market Colonialism.
"I thought you said it was a fantasy novel?"
It is.
Market Colonialism.
"I thought you said it was a fantasy novel?"
It is.
August 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Oh, William, what's the villain in your novel?"
Market Colonialism.
"I thought you said it was a fantasy novel?"
It is.
Market Colonialism.
"I thought you said it was a fantasy novel?"
It is.
Got a pamphlet in the mail today from the VERY scared California Right calling Newsom's redistricting plan
ILLEGAL GERRYMANDERING
and
UNCONSTITUTIONAL
lol, lmao, even.
ILLEGAL GERRYMANDERING
and
UNCONSTITUTIONAL
lol, lmao, even.
August 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Got a pamphlet in the mail today from the VERY scared California Right calling Newsom's redistricting plan
ILLEGAL GERRYMANDERING
and
UNCONSTITUTIONAL
lol, lmao, even.
ILLEGAL GERRYMANDERING
and
UNCONSTITUTIONAL
lol, lmao, even.