William Woodard
@dekker.bsky.social
writer and the like, patreon.com/thedekker
HR loves to see a type a fella like me.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
HR loves to see a type a fella like me.
The Pinnacle of Motorsport.
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Pinnacle of Motorsport.
By Jove, she’s coming together.
September 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
By Jove, she’s coming together.
Moooom! Pink Floyd is doing something weird again!
September 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Moooom! Pink Floyd is doing something weird again!
I discussed what it was like to finish my book on the Patreon.
September 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I discussed what it was like to finish my book on the Patreon.
So, I finished my novel.
September 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So, I finished my novel.
This was a weird watch, and I would probably feel weird about rewatching The West Wing too.
August 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This was a weird watch, and I would probably feel weird about rewatching The West Wing too.
I finally got around to watching Haywire, and uh...
July 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I finally got around to watching Haywire, and uh...
It was time for a rewatch.
July 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It was time for a rewatch.
I don't know what to say
June 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I don't know what to say
Take me back to the beach assault sequence from The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
June 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Take me back to the beach assault sequence from The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
SHARIA LAW!! SHARIA LAW IS GETTING PAID MORE!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS GUY!!!
ITS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO BANKRUPT MYSELF BECAUSE MY KIDS NEED CARE WHILE IM AT WORK!!!!
ITS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO BANKRUPT MYSELF BECAUSE MY KIDS NEED CARE WHILE IM AT WORK!!!!
June 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
SHARIA LAW!! SHARIA LAW IS GETTING PAID MORE!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS GUY!!!
ITS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO BANKRUPT MYSELF BECAUSE MY KIDS NEED CARE WHILE IM AT WORK!!!!
ITS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO BANKRUPT MYSELF BECAUSE MY KIDS NEED CARE WHILE IM AT WORK!!!!
I'll die on this hill
June 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I'll die on this hill
I'm seeing a lot of complaints about how Bond looks in that new game, but the problem is that's exactly how Bond looks according to Ian Fleming himself.
Including the scar on his cheek.
Including the scar on his cheek.
June 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'm seeing a lot of complaints about how Bond looks in that new game, but the problem is that's exactly how Bond looks according to Ian Fleming himself.
Including the scar on his cheek.
Including the scar on his cheek.
Legitimately shocked at how terrible this movie was.
May 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Legitimately shocked at how terrible this movie was.
It's been fun revisiting these, almost looking forward to Resurrection or whatever it's called.
April 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's been fun revisiting these, almost looking forward to Resurrection or whatever it's called.
When I'm ready to go out despite the meet-up time being 4 hours from now.
April 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When I'm ready to go out despite the meet-up time being 4 hours from now.
I rewatched The Matrix.
April 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I rewatched The Matrix.
When Mike White makes everyone wait 8 weeks of the best character storytelling of the entire series only to go "Oh uh.. nevermind" in the last episode.
April 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When Mike White makes everyone wait 8 weeks of the best character storytelling of the entire series only to go "Oh uh.. nevermind" in the last episode.
I did a quaint little think piece about Andor in next month's patreon newsletter.
You can read it just by joining for free. The link is in the ol' bio.
You can read it just by joining for free. The link is in the ol' bio.
February 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I did a quaint little think piece about Andor in next month's patreon newsletter.
You can read it just by joining for free. The link is in the ol' bio.
You can read it just by joining for free. The link is in the ol' bio.