thecatking31.bsky.social
@thecatking31.bsky.social
These days I'm feeling more like a broken door. Unhinged.
Donald Trump molested a squirrel this morning
February 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Its time for sanctions against USA and the illegitimate government under tRump
February 18, 2026 at 6:54 PM
March 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Donald Trump just announced his engagement to Putin. I saw the text that Putty sent him it was a very nice text, they say the best ever. These two shall be a beautiful power couple.
March 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Now, more than ever, we need a Luigi.
March 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
March 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A headless chicken is currently in charge of the weakest bunch of lobotomized miscreants in the world.
March 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oh man, eggs are gonna be so cheap next week.
March 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I guess we know who the bad guys are now. Have fun in isolation.
March 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Finally, one of his products works.
March 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
299
February 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Today's the day, we'll see tesla stock dip below 300
February 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Just watched SNL 50 years of music and loved it. I love being reminded that music offers a way to rage against the establishment, and get new views across. I love that live TV gives the artists freedom to move and adlib. Go hard for another 50 SNL. Fight the power!
February 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The google search will now be called the suck up app. Also google maps will now be called cheetos playground.
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Stop. Supporting. Billionaires.
February 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Trump is playing market manipulation too. Don't buy his shit. He won't tariff anything.
February 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I didn't watch the super bowl. Did donnie shit his pants?
February 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Musk stole the election with his hackers? Is that why Germany wants to see the election results? Seriously? And are we getting another Austin Powers sequel soon?
February 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you're canadian don't let them find out about this.
February 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Pitchforks, get your Pitchforks here.
February 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
February 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
February 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM