Nigel Faustino
@nigelfaustino.bsky.social
Short fiction at Lightspeed, Baffling. Bylines at Polygon, Into the Spine
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Here’s a story about cutting your face off, and some other things www.bafflingmag.com/issue-twenty...
Here’s a story about cutting your face off, and some other things www.bafflingmag.com/issue-twenty...
I’d add on that the Darth Vader hallway scene might be the worst piece of fanservice in Disney Star Wars
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’d add on that the Darth Vader hallway scene might be the worst piece of fanservice in Disney Star Wars
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underrated bit of handwaving in the lizza blog
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
underrated bit of handwaving in the lizza blog
Idk are we sure she didn’t fall in love with another politician with brain worms
WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED
I'm so sorry to be dunking on two separate dumb articles today but OH MY GOD
I'm so sorry to be dunking on two separate dumb articles today but OH MY GOD
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Idk are we sure she didn’t fall in love with another politician with brain worms
Genuinely an interesting article but I feel it’s really telling that most of the replies are “oh that explains why everyone else sucks at reading” and only one or two are like “oh that explains why I have trouble reading”
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Genuinely an interesting article but I feel it’s really telling that most of the replies are “oh that explains why everyone else sucks at reading” and only one or two are like “oh that explains why I have trouble reading”
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DICK CHENEY BIT IT HELL YEAH
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
DICK CHENEY BIT IT HELL YEAH
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HALLOWEEN RELEASE: “This Is What Mouths Are For” by Parker M. O’Neill is now available to read for free on FFO! Is it too much to call this horror delicious…? 😏
#horror #writingcommunity #flashfiction #amreading
@parkeriswriting.bsky.social
www.flashfictiononline.com/article/this...
#horror #writingcommunity #flashfiction #amreading
@parkeriswriting.bsky.social
www.flashfictiononline.com/article/this...
This Is What Mouths Are For
We snatch the centipedes off the boulder and crack their carapaces, sucking the insides out. There are rules to our eating. Guts slide, wriggling, into four mouths and down four throats. All this u…
www.flashfictiononline.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
HALLOWEEN RELEASE: “This Is What Mouths Are For” by Parker M. O’Neill is now available to read for free on FFO! Is it too much to call this horror delicious…? 😏
#horror #writingcommunity #flashfiction #amreading
@parkeriswriting.bsky.social
www.flashfictiononline.com/article/this...
#horror #writingcommunity #flashfiction #amreading
@parkeriswriting.bsky.social
www.flashfictiononline.com/article/this...
Just hit the true ending of Absolum by loading up on so much spectral armor that my bad gameplay can’t punish me
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just hit the true ending of Absolum by loading up on so much spectral armor that my bad gameplay can’t punish me
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Live Hasan reaction
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Live Hasan reaction
I’m very close to 100 short story rejections this year with no acceptances and it’s just wildly disheartening. Zero idea if I’ve improved or worsened as a writer, just a wave of red on submission grinder and nothing to show for it
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’m very close to 100 short story rejections this year with no acceptances and it’s just wildly disheartening. Zero idea if I’ve improved or worsened as a writer, just a wave of red on submission grinder and nothing to show for it
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There's just 17 DAYS LEFT to back the 2026 Apex Magazine Kickstarter! We've been supporting outstanding authors writing strange, shocking, beautiful stories for 20 years...help us keep doing it for 20 more! 💜👽
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October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
There's just 17 DAYS LEFT to back the 2026 Apex Magazine Kickstarter! We've been supporting outstanding authors writing strange, shocking, beautiful stories for 20 years...help us keep doing it for 20 more! 💜👽
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this definitely isn't true when i was at uni my lit professor was like ok how many books do you read in a good year write that down. ok now pick a number between 50 and 60 and multiply it. ok everyone done?
that's the maximum number of books you will read before you die
that's the maximum number of books you will read before you die
i feel like book people don't have this problem
October 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
this definitely isn't true when i was at uni my lit professor was like ok how many books do you read in a good year write that down. ok now pick a number between 50 and 60 and multiply it. ok everyone done?
that's the maximum number of books you will read before you die
that's the maximum number of books you will read before you die
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The "true" ending of Hades II is a commentary on the cyclical nature of games. www.endlessmode.com/video-games/...
October 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The "true" ending of Hades II is a commentary on the cyclical nature of games. www.endlessmode.com/video-games/...
I mostly disagree with this article— Hades
2’s narrative issues to me have more to do with how the conflict is handled than tonal mismatches in setting— but it does make me think about how Hades compares to other Supergiant games, which feel more lived-in and meatier
2’s narrative issues to me have more to do with how the conflict is handled than tonal mismatches in setting— but it does make me think about how Hades compares to other Supergiant games, which feel more lived-in and meatier
Hades II demeans the mystery and grandeur of myth through its shallow writing and unserious tone, writes @gracemachine.bsky.social. www.endlessmode.com/video-games/...
Hades II's Ill-Defined, Unserious World Undermines the Depth and Power of Mythology
With its cardboard cutout characters, Hades II flattens the fearful, uneasy mystery of its mythic inspirations.
www.endlessmode.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I mostly disagree with this article— Hades
2’s narrative issues to me have more to do with how the conflict is handled than tonal mismatches in setting— but it does make me think about how Hades compares to other Supergiant games, which feel more lived-in and meatier
2’s narrative issues to me have more to do with how the conflict is handled than tonal mismatches in setting— but it does make me think about how Hades compares to other Supergiant games, which feel more lived-in and meatier
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Let me gone ahead and listen to Euphoria again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqD...
euphoria
YouTube video by Kendrick Lamar
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Let me gone ahead and listen to Euphoria again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqD...
It's a little concerning that I know two people in long distance, overseas relationships with plans to marry who are pretty blase about the difficulties of immigration, especially right now
Believe it or not, this is only the second most naive and clueless thing I've been told about the immigration system. Number one belongs to my own mother, who was so insulated by my dad that she actually asked me "can't I just bring a relative from Brazil to help me care for the house?"
They don't. I had a coworker go to Brazil, fall in love, and naively walk in to the consulate to try to get his GF a visa. When he got home I told him "that was the dumbest possible thing to do."
October 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It's a little concerning that I know two people in long distance, overseas relationships with plans to marry who are pretty blase about the difficulties of immigration, especially right now
Uh huh sure. That’s what it proved.
it only took approximately five hours for this post to prove its point
October 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Uh huh sure. That’s what it proved.
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I mean as someone who's modded decent sized communities before, it's absolutely forced mods to take action before.
Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.
October 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I mean as someone who's modded decent sized communities before, it's absolutely forced mods to take action before.
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It hasn't even been 2 hours from the LAST post about reaching backer goals but WE'VE HIT 100 BACKERS!! THAT'S ANOTHER 1000 WORDS/ISSUE!!
We're also VERY close to reaching our base funding goal. As in LESS THAN $700 TO GET FUNDED!! Help us get there? 👀
www.kickstarter.com/projects/hyb...
We're also VERY close to reaching our base funding goal. As in LESS THAN $700 TO GET FUNDED!! Help us get there? 👀
www.kickstarter.com/projects/hyb...
September 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It hasn't even been 2 hours from the LAST post about reaching backer goals but WE'VE HIT 100 BACKERS!! THAT'S ANOTHER 1000 WORDS/ISSUE!!
We're also VERY close to reaching our base funding goal. As in LESS THAN $700 TO GET FUNDED!! Help us get there? 👀
www.kickstarter.com/projects/hyb...
We're also VERY close to reaching our base funding goal. As in LESS THAN $700 TO GET FUNDED!! Help us get there? 👀
www.kickstarter.com/projects/hyb...
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yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats
I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were
September 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats
Scrambling to eat break fast and ignore the fear that no one will show up or worse, only one person will show up
Alright I’m doing a terrible job of mentioning it but I have a writers showcase for placing third last year at 9 am EDT on Sunday where I’ll be rambling to myself about openings and genre. No promises it’ll be coherent, no promises it’ll be useful, but it will at least have words
FLIGHTS OF FOUNDRY is THIS week!!! See you on the discord this Friday!
Register: flights-of-foundry.o...
Register: flights-of-foundry.o...
September 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Scrambling to eat break fast and ignore the fear that no one will show up or worse, only one person will show up
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Alright I’m doing a terrible job of mentioning it but I have a writers showcase for placing third last year at 9 am EDT on Sunday where I’ll be rambling to myself about openings and genre. No promises it’ll be coherent, no promises it’ll be useful, but it will at least have words
FLIGHTS OF FOUNDRY is THIS week!!! See you on the discord this Friday!
Register: flights-of-foundry.o...
Register: flights-of-foundry.o...
September 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Alright I’m doing a terrible job of mentioning it but I have a writers showcase for placing third last year at 9 am EDT on Sunday where I’ll be rambling to myself about openings and genre. No promises it’ll be coherent, no promises it’ll be useful, but it will at least have words
Alright I’m doing a terrible job of mentioning it but I have a writers showcase for placing third last year at 9 am EDT on Sunday where I’ll be rambling to myself about openings and genre. No promises it’ll be coherent, no promises it’ll be useful, but it will at least have words
FLIGHTS OF FOUNDRY is THIS week!!! See you on the discord this Friday!
Register: flights-of-foundry.o...
Register: flights-of-foundry.o...
September 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Alright I’m doing a terrible job of mentioning it but I have a writers showcase for placing third last year at 9 am EDT on Sunday where I’ll be rambling to myself about openings and genre. No promises it’ll be coherent, no promises it’ll be useful, but it will at least have words
Correct reaction if you see your friend reading theory
This is real btw
September 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Correct reaction if you see your friend reading theory
No one who’s ever had a podcast should get a statue what are we doing
this charlie kirk deification is some of the weirdest shit i have ever seen
LMAO WUT
September 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
No one who’s ever had a podcast should get a statue what are we doing