Bab(s)alon
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Bab(s)alon
@niftybritches.bsky.social
· Jan 13
My entire plan is to holler into the void and hope something sticks.
The best part of It : Welcome to Derry is that my easter-egg obsessed bf, who's never read a King novel in his life, is low-key obsessing over the lore of the Multiverse. We've got a 4hr drive tomorrow and will be spending it listening to the Doctor Sleep audiobook.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The best part of It : Welcome to Derry is that my easter-egg obsessed bf, who's never read a King novel in his life, is low-key obsessing over the lore of the Multiverse. We've got a 4hr drive tomorrow and will be spending it listening to the Doctor Sleep audiobook.
Pulled in 3 calls yesterday on a secondary listing that was about 17 pages deep in the rankings. --While my main listing sat idling in the top 3 of the top category in its price range. How? Why? Wut.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Pulled in 3 calls yesterday on a secondary listing that was about 17 pages deep in the rankings. --While my main listing sat idling in the top 3 of the top category in its price range. How? Why? Wut.
bad at measuring and cutting and..just straight lines in general, but desperate to hand-stitch tiny pieces of pretty fabric together.. so I got out the paper cutter and made a bunch of 1" templates for English paper piecing
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
bad at measuring and cutting and..just straight lines in general, but desperate to hand-stitch tiny pieces of pretty fabric together.. so I got out the paper cutter and made a bunch of 1" templates for English paper piecing
The first time I've ever enjoyed walking through Total Wine
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The first time I've ever enjoyed walking through Total Wine
Nobody. Needs. More. Than. One. Reading. A. Week.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Nobody. Needs. More. Than. One. Reading. A. Week.
The south did not prepare me for frozen water floating in sunbeams like dust motes made of snow
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The south did not prepare me for frozen water floating in sunbeams like dust motes made of snow
Blind baking a third pie crust in five days. Trying Martha Stewart's clove-free punkin pie recipe because Libby's apparently tastes "like a spice pie, and wtf are the little black bits in there?"
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Blind baking a third pie crust in five days. Trying Martha Stewart's clove-free punkin pie recipe because Libby's apparently tastes "like a spice pie, and wtf are the little black bits in there?"
In related news, I tried 3x to apply for a job at Michael's today and every time I was nearly done I got interrupted by a work call/chat and the page refreshed itself. Ironic b/c I couldnt scrape together three chats over the last 3 days.
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In related news, I tried 3x to apply for a job at Michael's today and every time I was nearly done I got interrupted by a work call/chat and the page refreshed itself. Ironic b/c I couldnt scrape together three chats over the last 3 days.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Putting off the test pies by baking pumpkin crumble muffins instead.
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Putting off the test pies by baking pumpkin crumble muffins instead.
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
I saw this today and my first thought was, "etsy witches?"
U.S. Sen. John Fetterman had what his office says was a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” that caused him to feel light-headed and fall during an early morning walk Thursday. https://to.pbs.org/47Tttnd
Sen. Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after falling, his office says
U.S. Sen. John Fetterman had what his office says was a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” that caused him to feel light-headed and fall during an early morning walk Thursday.
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I saw this today and my first thought was, "etsy witches?"
Our parent company has now used our psychic reading transcripts to develop -eleven- chatbots, who all have prettier pictures than us.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Our parent company has now used our psychic reading transcripts to develop -eleven- chatbots, who all have prettier pictures than us.
Started watching The Chair Company. It didnt just hit too close to home, it dropped damn house on me. I am Ron.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Started watching The Chair Company. It didnt just hit too close to home, it dropped damn house on me. I am Ron.
So far the whole book is like an introductory paragraph, endlessly rehashed, without going into any details of anything it references. Like a joke without a punchline.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So far the whole book is like an introductory paragraph, endlessly rehashed, without going into any details of anything it references. Like a joke without a punchline.
Am I listening to AI slop?
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Am I listening to AI slop?
New spontaneous ear worm: always look on the bright side of life
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
New spontaneous ear worm: always look on the bright side of life
Just realized my 19yo is sporting a pentacle necklace in the latest pics he sent from college and I could not be more proud of that little son of a witch
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just realized my 19yo is sporting a pentacle necklace in the latest pics he sent from college and I could not be more proud of that little son of a witch
Dst got me waking up and hour early like I'm my own confused pet
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Dst got me waking up and hour early like I'm my own confused pet
Spying on a neighborhood hawk via reflection in my coffee table.
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Spying on a neighborhood hawk via reflection in my coffee table.
I ..think Andy Warhol just rang my doorbell? I regret not inquiring.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I ..think Andy Warhol just rang my doorbell? I regret not inquiring.
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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“It claims the US would have blamed Venezuela for the attack on the USS Gravely, a guided-missile destroyer, to justify aggression against it.”
This seems familiar
This seems familiar
US accused of plotting false-flag operation to frame Venezuela
Venezuela says it has thwarted what it calls a CIA-linked plot to attack a US warship anchored in Trinidad.
www.abc.net.au
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“It claims the US would have blamed Venezuela for the attack on the USS Gravely, a guided-missile destroyer, to justify aggression against it.”
This seems familiar
This seems familiar