Bab(s)alon
@niftybritches.bsky.social
professional card-flipper and -interpreter
The first time I've ever enjoyed walking through Total Wine
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The first time I've ever enjoyed walking through Total Wine
Spying on a neighborhood hawk via reflection in my coffee table.
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Spying on a neighborhood hawk via reflection in my coffee table.
Moment of zen passing briefly over the house like the eye of a hurricane
October 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Moment of zen passing briefly over the house like the eye of a hurricane
Current state of the workspace
August 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Current state of the workspace
We unfucked the flooding basement and there's so much room for activities...!
July 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We unfucked the flooding basement and there's so much room for activities...!
I am now convinced that creative neglect is the key to a successful "cottage" garden #snapdragons #volunteerplant #chaosgarden
June 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I am now convinced that creative neglect is the key to a successful "cottage" garden #snapdragons #volunteerplant #chaosgarden
So.... am an employee now...?
June 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So.... am an employee now...?
Volunteer snapdragons in the chaos garden
May 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Volunteer snapdragons in the chaos garden
"Volunteer 🍅" aka "Squirrel Shit 🍅" in a decidedly ornamental section of the garden. Can't wait to see wtf hybrid monsters last summer's selections bred for us. (Mortgage Lifter is the only name I remember)
May 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
"Volunteer 🍅" aka "Squirrel Shit 🍅" in a decidedly ornamental section of the garden. Can't wait to see wtf hybrid monsters last summer's selections bred for us. (Mortgage Lifter is the only name I remember)
Fun fact : all Keen customers go to bed at 11pm PST.
May 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Fun fact : all Keen customers go to bed at 11pm PST.
This is Angela, Keen's virtual CS representative, begging advisors for Trustpilot feedback.
April 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is Angela, Keen's virtual CS representative, begging advisors for Trustpilot feedback.
Ingenio, LLC is running #shenanigans for Alpine Investors. People First, folks.
April 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ingenio, LLC is running #shenanigans for Alpine Investors. People First, folks.
The barrier WAS the purpose.
April 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The barrier WAS the purpose.
We collectively cried out in pain and anguish for NINETEEN MONTHS while this Unfair+Deceptive fee DECIMATED Keen's flywheel and drove our customers to other Ingenio platforms. On behalf of all of us, I'd like to say: Go FUCK yourselves. P.S. Why'd you really do away with it? Asking for a friend.
April 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
We collectively cried out in pain and anguish for NINETEEN MONTHS while this Unfair+Deceptive fee DECIMATED Keen's flywheel and drove our customers to other Ingenio platforms. On behalf of all of us, I'd like to say: Go FUCK yourselves. P.S. Why'd you really do away with it? Asking for a friend.
93% certain this thing reveals more about the maintenance schedule and server capacity than customer patterns. #keen #behindthescenes
April 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
93% certain this thing reveals more about the maintenance schedule and server capacity than customer patterns. #keen #behindthescenes
A few years ago I was adamantly informed that there -is- no magic switch that turns the platform on every morning when CS clocks in. Guess what time CS clocks in.
April 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
A few years ago I was adamantly informed that there -is- no magic switch that turns the platform on every morning when CS clocks in. Guess what time CS clocks in.
The very first thing outta her mouth was "I've known this guy for 3 weeks" and the very next thing was, "Is he my Person?" --and I just..snapped, I guess, and stopped filtering the shit my guys were saying to her. NGL it got pretty nasty.
April 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The very first thing outta her mouth was "I've known this guy for 3 weeks" and the very next thing was, "Is he my Person?" --and I just..snapped, I guess, and stopped filtering the shit my guys were saying to her. NGL it got pretty nasty.
Fucked around with brightness/contrast. Found out :
*We only made it to the third darkest shade, once, on Saturday.
*Lunch was usually around noon
*The platform was -uniformly- dead from 8pm-8am
*We only made it to the third darkest shade, once, on Saturday.
*Lunch was usually around noon
*The platform was -uniformly- dead from 8pm-8am
April 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Fucked around with brightness/contrast. Found out :
*We only made it to the third darkest shade, once, on Saturday.
*Lunch was usually around noon
*The platform was -uniformly- dead from 8pm-8am
*We only made it to the third darkest shade, once, on Saturday.
*Lunch was usually around noon
*The platform was -uniformly- dead from 8pm-8am