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December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
A painfiilled heart shares this
Controversial take: Independence Day, Ash Wednesday and Halloween 3 are all Christmas movies.
December 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Controversial take: Independence Day, Ash Wednesday and Halloween 3 are all Christmas movies.
My RideCher driver was wearing this when she picked me up tonight. 4 stars.
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
My RideCher driver was wearing this when she picked me up tonight. 4 stars.
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
The state of Twitter, 2025:
I make a Jar Jar Twinks joke and it's so quiet I can hear the tumbleweed blowing across the empty prairie.
I live in a city.
I make a Jar Jar Twinks joke and it's so quiet I can hear the tumbleweed blowing across the empty prairie.
I live in a city.
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The state of Twitter, 2025:
I make a Jar Jar Twinks joke and it's so quiet I can hear the tumbleweed blowing across the empty prairie.
I live in a city.
I make a Jar Jar Twinks joke and it's so quiet I can hear the tumbleweed blowing across the empty prairie.
I live in a city.
Science had been able to explain a substantial portion of the world around us but it still cannot account for the reason why 98% of chimney sweeps have a violent hatred for the 1980s sitcom "Who's The Boss?"
It remains a mystery, perhaps for all time.
It remains a mystery, perhaps for all time.
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Science had been able to explain a substantial portion of the world around us but it still cannot account for the reason why 98% of chimney sweeps have a violent hatred for the 1980s sitcom "Who's The Boss?"
It remains a mystery, perhaps for all time.
It remains a mystery, perhaps for all time.
Should be asleep RN but am kept awake, shaking, after realizing Oprah never guest-starred on Masters of the Universe in the 80s.
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Should be asleep RN but am kept awake, shaking, after realizing Oprah never guest-starred on Masters of the Universe in the 80s.
I'm pulling for them in this fight.
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I'm pulling for them in this fight.
I believe The Towering Inferno is the only film in cinematic history where OJ Simpson hands a cat to Fred Astaire.
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I believe The Towering Inferno is the only film in cinematic history where OJ Simpson hands a cat to Fred Astaire.
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Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
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But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
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Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
WASHINGTON—In an effort to expand recruitment for President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown, the Department of Homeland Security announced Tuesday that it would waive the species requirements for...
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December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
Be like Picard this holiday season.
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Be like Picard this holiday season.
If we lived in a just society, I'd be gorging on Hostess Turtles Pies rn.
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If we lived in a just society, I'd be gorging on Hostess Turtles Pies rn.
Yes, Jack Napier, I have danced with the devil by the pale moonlight.
He's a poor dancer AND handsy.
He's a poor dancer AND handsy.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Yes, Jack Napier, I have danced with the devil by the pale moonlight.
He's a poor dancer AND handsy.
He's a poor dancer AND handsy.
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A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
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The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
Predators would lead longer lives if they just stayed on their home planet and watched Predator reality TV.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Predators would lead longer lives if they just stayed on their home planet and watched Predator reality TV.
Kool Aid Man's Only Fans is the highlight of the entire internet.
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Kool Aid Man's Only Fans is the highlight of the entire internet.
Some guys once told me that "Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation" and I was like "what in the living fuck are you talking about you cracked-up morons??? Put down the pipe!"
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Some guys once told me that "Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation" and I was like "what in the living fuck are you talking about you cracked-up morons??? Put down the pipe!"
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
