Nicolette
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Nicolette
@nicolette-opal.bsky.social
Editrix. Typo collector. Human Chicago Handshake.
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
theonion.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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furthermore,
February 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Near-midlife. Chicago, IL. January 2025.
January 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Perplexity AI just submitted a proposal to purchase all of the Tiktok video data to train their new text-to-video AI. 😮‍💨
January 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Here, on the strangest timeline, it's important to find joy.

This gives me joy.
January 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM