Nicole
@nickystocks.bsky.social
So happy to be able to word vomit all my random thoughts for the world again 🥲
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Why was this on the birthday message board at the griffins omg
February 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Why was this on the birthday message board at the griffins omg
I would like to thank whoever made the first yogurt in a tube, ily
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I would like to thank whoever made the first yogurt in a tube, ily
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Cop: “How much weed did you smoke to get high?”
Me: “Hello…how much did I smoke to get what?”
Cop: “High.”
Me: “Hello.”
Me: “Hello…how much did I smoke to get what?”
Cop: “High.”
Me: “Hello.”
January 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cop: “How much weed did you smoke to get high?”
Me: “Hello…how much did I smoke to get what?”
Cop: “High.”
Me: “Hello.”
Me: “Hello…how much did I smoke to get what?”
Cop: “High.”
Me: “Hello.”
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Winter is the most stressful season.
January 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Winter is the most stressful season.
We found the perfect bowling alley this weekend. 3.5 miles from home, open until 2 (kitchen until 1!!), all you can bowl options, and only like 4 of the 25 lanes were used on a sat?! 2025 is lit
January 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We found the perfect bowling alley this weekend. 3.5 miles from home, open until 2 (kitchen until 1!!), all you can bowl options, and only like 4 of the 25 lanes were used on a sat?! 2025 is lit
We had good snow immediately before at after Christmas in Michigan, but melted for the holiday. The earth is so mad at us guys, she’s being petty 😭
January 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
We had good snow immediately before at after Christmas in Michigan, but melted for the holiday. The earth is so mad at us guys, she’s being petty 😭
Nothing is hotter than when a man asks me to stir while he cooks
January 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Nothing is hotter than when a man asks me to stir while he cooks
Will my kitchen ever be so big that I’m not wishing for one more cupboard or?
December 30, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Will my kitchen ever be so big that I’m not wishing for one more cupboard or?
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The urge to lie down immediately after lunch.
December 24, 2024 at 5:06 AM
The urge to lie down immediately after lunch.
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Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
December 23, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
I’ve fixed my teeth after 15 years, and now I fully get why people chase plastic surgery. If I could afford it, I’d be chasing it too.
December 23, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I’ve fixed my teeth after 15 years, and now I fully get why people chase plastic surgery. If I could afford it, I’d be chasing it too.
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Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
December 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
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....and another thing.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
....and another thing.
The Catholic-ness re enters my body during Christmas just for the music 😭
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
The Catholic-ness re enters my body during Christmas just for the music 😭
4 years old and still has those puppy eyes ❄️♥️
December 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
4 years old and still has those puppy eyes ❄️♥️
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If you are in line for ten minutes and you still don't know what to order you will be the first to be banished to the sea when I am emperor
December 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM
If you are in line for ten minutes and you still don't know what to order you will be the first to be banished to the sea when I am emperor
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It's 5:30 and time to open a bottle of dinner.
December 14, 2024 at 10:26 PM
It's 5:30 and time to open a bottle of dinner.
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i put chips and salsa down as my emergency contact.
December 14, 2024 at 8:58 PM
i put chips and salsa down as my emergency contact.
There is something so heartbreaking about being declined by a tattoo artist you sent your ideas to 🥲
December 13, 2024 at 3:26 AM
There is something so heartbreaking about being declined by a tattoo artist you sent your ideas to 🥲
When you meet your partner’s friend’s partner and you vibe just right ✨
two people are standing in front of a christmas tree .
ALT: two people are standing in front of a christmas tree .
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December 13, 2024 at 1:22 AM
When you meet your partner’s friend’s partner and you vibe just right ✨
It’s the best time of year in Michigan 💙❄️
December 12, 2024 at 1:31 PM
It’s the best time of year in Michigan 💙❄️