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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed
@nickynoo007.bsky.social
Jaffa cakes are not biscuits or edible.
Founder of #TypoThursady and inventor of blockemendations
Cream First! Skön wars.
T░U░T░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Pinned
Is.
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I saw her play at the Bloketopia Music Hall & Abattoir. She was very good. Of course she didn’t survive. @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social stormed the stage.
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Blokemog, @nickynoo007.bsky.social's Familiar has been invoked...and @colonelescargot.bsky.social, her Peculiar has been revoked....
a black cat is wearing a red cape and a rhinestone necklace .
ALT: a black cat is wearing a red cape and a rhinestone necklace .
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November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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That’s your fault. I hadn’t realised how see through your cozzie was.
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I see @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social have started wild swimming
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’ll have got past @rachel4742.bsky.social without her noticing. If you’d dressed up as bottles of wine, she’d have spotted you.
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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@nickynoo007.bsky.social’s new crown. TBH I thought she meant a dental crown, I’ve got boxes of those, v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ guests left them behind
October 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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There’s a Sudanese refugee in my niece’s elementary school in Italy. He came 3 years ago. Speaks Italian like a native, has learnt the rude words and all the dads hope he’s the new Balotelli due to the fact he plays football incredibly well. He’s also good at school.

Vaffanculo Nigel Farage.
September 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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@nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social I was thinking about the time we visited @iammardikins.bsky.social in Swedenfordshireland
September 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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thanks to privatisation, the only two services we can rely on are the Bang Bus and the Venga Bus
September 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Looks impressed, then tells Bloke you’re clever
September 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The media think Farage will be the next UK PM but there’s a good chance of defeating his toxic racism and authoritarianism while he still has just 4 MPs and some flags.

Elections to the Senedd are on 7 May and Farage needs a big win to set him up.

Don’t let it happen.

www.itv.com/news/wales/2...
September 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Gav usually has a knife within easy reach. He has an extensive array of knife blocks*

*visitors
a shirtless man is standing in front of a window with a piece of paper flying in the air .
ALT: a shirtless man is standing in front of a window with a piece of paper flying in the air .
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September 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before.

Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.
September 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM