Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed
@nickynoo007.bsky.social
Jaffa cakes are not biscuits or edible.
Founder of #TypoThursady and inventor of blockemendations
Cream First! Skön wars.
T░U░T░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Founder of #TypoThursady and inventor of blockemendations
Cream First! Skön wars.
T░U░T░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
And your point is?
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
And your point is?
How dare you! They aren't false. They are 100% real acrylic.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
How dare you! They aren't false. They are 100% real acrylic.
I don't know, but it's now mine.
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I don't know, but it's now mine.
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I saw her play at the Bloketopia Music Hall & Abattoir. She was very good. Of course she didn’t survive. @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social stormed the stage.
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I saw her play at the Bloketopia Music Hall & Abattoir. She was very good. Of course she didn’t survive. @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social stormed the stage.
We were unarmed!*
*had to use our teeth
*had to use our teeth
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
We were unarmed!*
*had to use our teeth
*had to use our teeth
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Blokemog, @nickynoo007.bsky.social's Familiar has been invoked...and @colonelescargot.bsky.social, her Peculiar has been revoked....
a black cat is wearing a red cape and a rhinestone necklace .
ALT: a black cat is wearing a red cape and a rhinestone necklace .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Blokemog, @nickynoo007.bsky.social's Familiar has been invoked...and @colonelescargot.bsky.social, her Peculiar has been revoked....
How dare you speak of my familiars in public!
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
How dare you speak of my familiars in public!
*faints*
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
*faints*
Exactly. Keep your knickers on, people!
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Exactly. Keep your knickers on, people!
They aren't edible. They are great under furniture to stop the floor getting scratched.
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
They aren't edible. They are great under furniture to stop the floor getting scratched.
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(Very carefully)
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
(Very carefully)
Profanity? Never!
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Profanity? Never!
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None of us were.
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
None of us were.
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That’s your fault. I hadn’t realised how see through your cozzie was.
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
That’s your fault. I hadn’t realised how see through your cozzie was.
*giggles because she tricked BL into thinking she was wearing one*
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
*giggles because she tricked BL into thinking she was wearing one*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*makes note to have @neilpollyticks.bsky.social killed. Slowly and painfully*
*makes note to have @neilpollyticks.bsky.social killed. Slowly and painfully*
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*makes note to have @neilpollyticks.bsky.social killed. Slowly and painfully*
*makes note to have @neilpollyticks.bsky.social killed. Slowly and painfully*
We had to stop because we were too sexy, apparently.
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We had to stop because we were too sexy, apparently.
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I see @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social have started wild swimming
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I see @nickynoo007.bsky.social & @colonelescargot.bsky.social have started wild swimming