Nick Selman 🪴
@nickselman.bsky.social
Growth & Dad Jokes * Head of Growth at Branch(.com) • (prev. Draftbit, Tinkergarten) • toddler dad • former founder • he/him
Hit me with your tips for maximizing your complaint with airline customer care.
We’re riding into battle against United once this trip is over.
That is—if it ever starts.
We’re riding into battle against United once this trip is over.
That is—if it ever starts.
July 7, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Hit me with your tips for maximizing your complaint with airline customer care.
We’re riding into battle against United once this trip is over.
That is—if it ever starts.
We’re riding into battle against United once this trip is over.
That is—if it ever starts.
Do Things That Don’t Scale*
*make toddler’s school lunch every morning
*make toddler’s school lunch every morning
June 8, 2023 at 12:16 PM
Do Things That Don’t Scale*
*make toddler’s school lunch every morning
*make toddler’s school lunch every morning
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All the yacht owners who thought it was funny when we were tossing around sea lions like rag dolls are pretty quiet all of a sudden
June 6, 2023 at 10:49 PM
All the yacht owners who thought it was funny when we were tossing around sea lions like rag dolls are pretty quiet all of a sudden
“Go woke, go broke.”
- the brokest loser you know
- the brokest loser you know
June 6, 2023 at 10:56 PM
“Go woke, go broke.”
- the brokest loser you know
- the brokest loser you know
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Great. Let them do their thing over there. But wouldn’t it be so much better if the people with the intellect to have amazing discussions on this platform did so ? There aren’t a lot of in depth discussions on this platform that I have seen. IMO, sky needs them to survive
June 4, 2023 at 4:00 AM
Great. Let them do their thing over there. But wouldn’t it be so much better if the people with the intellect to have amazing discussions on this platform did so ? There aren’t a lot of in depth discussions on this platform that I have seen. IMO, sky needs them to survive
I cope with moving away from one of the coolest cities in the world by telling Chicago peeps that “we moved to, like, the Lincoln Park of Louisville” and they kinda smirk at me.
Well who’s smirking now??!!
Well who’s smirking now??!!
May 31, 2023 at 2:42 AM
I cope with moving away from one of the coolest cities in the world by telling Chicago peeps that “we moved to, like, the Lincoln Park of Louisville” and they kinda smirk at me.
Well who’s smirking now??!!
Well who’s smirking now??!!
My toxic trait is that I’ll have the stomach bug yesterday and still order Ethiopian food today.
May 30, 2023 at 7:50 PM
My toxic trait is that I’ll have the stomach bug yesterday and still order Ethiopian food today.
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Me at Benihana when the shrimp comes out
May 18, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Me at Benihana when the shrimp comes out
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Y’all’s inability to come to terms with AND the rationales y’all device INSTEAD of accepting the fact that your heroes are white suprematists is a wonder to behold
NO! ALL OF THESE FOLX HAVE NOT FALLEN PREY TO CONSPIRACY THEORIES…IT’S ONLY THAT THEIR TRUE BELIEFS HAVE FOUND…
NO! ALL OF THESE FOLX HAVE NOT FALLEN PREY TO CONSPIRACY THEORIES…IT’S ONLY THAT THEIR TRUE BELIEFS HAVE FOUND…
May 17, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Y’all’s inability to come to terms with AND the rationales y’all device INSTEAD of accepting the fact that your heroes are white suprematists is a wonder to behold
NO! ALL OF THESE FOLX HAVE NOT FALLEN PREY TO CONSPIRACY THEORIES…IT’S ONLY THAT THEIR TRUE BELIEFS HAVE FOUND…
NO! ALL OF THESE FOLX HAVE NOT FALLEN PREY TO CONSPIRACY THEORIES…IT’S ONLY THAT THEIR TRUE BELIEFS HAVE FOUND…
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I am so completely over the idea of social media being a place where cruelty just happens. it’s awful for people. it makes us cruel
May 13, 2023 at 5:08 PM
I am so completely over the idea of social media being a place where cruelty just happens. it’s awful for people. it makes us cruel
Honestly I’d prefer this route (Elon just straight-up old yellers the platform) over this protracted bleeding-out
May 12, 2023 at 1:14 AM
Honestly I’d prefer this route (Elon just straight-up old yellers the platform) over this protracted bleeding-out
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May 9, 2023 at 9:38 PM
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I really am fucking tired of reading about elon musk. Stop sharing his crap. You are part of the problem.
May 10, 2023 at 12:23 AM
I really am fucking tired of reading about elon musk. Stop sharing his crap. You are part of the problem.
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Move fast and break emergency management
May 2, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Move fast and break emergency management
Brilliant
Just saw Andy Levy call the new 'verified' Twitter users 'paychecks' and I will be using that term going forward 🏆🥇
May 2, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Brilliant
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Yep. Fwiw I spend a lot of time in committee w/ she-who-shall-not-be-named & I think she’s a true believer.
I def had a moment in cmte where was like “Wow. I actually have to work in the same room as a white supremacist. Every day.”
The idea they’re “pretending” is very naive for many reasons imo
I def had a moment in cmte where was like “Wow. I actually have to work in the same room as a white supremacist. Every day.”
The idea they’re “pretending” is very naive for many reasons imo
May 2, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Yep. Fwiw I spend a lot of time in committee w/ she-who-shall-not-be-named & I think she’s a true believer.
I def had a moment in cmte where was like “Wow. I actually have to work in the same room as a white supremacist. Every day.”
The idea they’re “pretending” is very naive for many reasons imo
I def had a moment in cmte where was like “Wow. I actually have to work in the same room as a white supremacist. Every day.”
The idea they’re “pretending” is very naive for many reasons imo
Something I don’t think gets talked about enough is this super solid bsky mobile client. @pfrazee.com are you using a framework or is this plain react native?
May 1, 2023 at 12:34 PM
Something I don’t think gets talked about enough is this super solid bsky mobile client. @pfrazee.com are you using a framework or is this plain react native?
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One example of my boundaries when I first ran was “I need to be me.”
In politics it’s common and acceptable to edit yourself and appear a certain way for electability. I personally can’t do that, it makes me unhappy. So I needed to win as me, or not at all. Guided and shaped a lot of decisions.
In politics it’s common and acceptable to edit yourself and appear a certain way for electability. I personally can’t do that, it makes me unhappy. So I needed to win as me, or not at all. Guided and shaped a lot of decisions.
April 30, 2023 at 4:46 AM
One example of my boundaries when I first ran was “I need to be me.”
In politics it’s common and acceptable to edit yourself and appear a certain way for electability. I personally can’t do that, it makes me unhappy. So I needed to win as me, or not at all. Guided and shaped a lot of decisions.
In politics it’s common and acceptable to edit yourself and appear a certain way for electability. I personally can’t do that, it makes me unhappy. So I needed to win as me, or not at all. Guided and shaped a lot of decisions.
Hot air balloon race. Derby Week is here!
April 29, 2023 at 12:27 PM
Hot air balloon race. Derby Week is here!
me every time I log onto bsky
April 29, 2023 at 3:00 AM
me every time I log onto bsky
this place feels like just the right amount of chaos
April 29, 2023 at 12:18 AM
this place feels like just the right amount of chaos
whoever said "bluesky like brewski" thanks now i can't unthink that
April 28, 2023 at 5:55 PM
whoever said "bluesky like brewski" thanks now i can't unthink that