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ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK.
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if your massive trailer hitch is going to take up a third of the fucking sidewalk then hey maybe you should consider taking it off
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
if your massive trailer hitch is going to take up a third of the fucking sidewalk then hey maybe you should consider taking it off
are all these tapes sabrina the teenage witch?
September 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
are all these tapes sabrina the teenage witch?
why’s everybody always talking about this michael plastics guy
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
why’s everybody always talking about this michael plastics guy
big things happening on wplace
August 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
big things happening on wplace
kids don’t play with too many knives
August 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
kids don’t play with too many knives
baldur’s basics 3
July 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
baldur’s basics 3
spotted while out today
July 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
spotted while out today
an awe inspiring flag blows in the wind on the 4th of shit
July 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
an awe inspiring flag blows in the wind on the 4th of shit
sodor and glimmora
July 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
sodor and glimmora
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Happy Return of the Living Dead Day to all who celebrate
July 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Happy Return of the Living Dead Day to all who celebrate
air conditioning is out and it is 8 am and already 85 degrees in our apartment
July 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
air conditioning is out and it is 8 am and already 85 degrees in our apartment
basking atop the iron swine
June 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
basking atop the iron swine
i don’t post much but a couple weeks ago we went on a big trip to yellowstone and montana and saw so many cool and pretty things
June 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i don’t post much but a couple weeks ago we went on a big trip to yellowstone and montana and saw so many cool and pretty things
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People, I know you're super excited for launch but please please *please* have basic courtesy. Some people aren't able to play Switch 2 Welcome Tour at launch and want to go in blind. You should respect them. If you want to discuss the Switch 2's features and specs, give proper spoiler warnings
June 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
People, I know you're super excited for launch but please please *please* have basic courtesy. Some people aren't able to play Switch 2 Welcome Tour at launch and want to go in blind. You should respect them. If you want to discuss the Switch 2's features and specs, give proper spoiler warnings
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obsessed with this pic I took of dolby. With his legs cropped he’s literally just a new caterpillar species
June 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
obsessed with this pic I took of dolby. With his legs cropped he’s literally just a new caterpillar species
look at that fucking tongue
May 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
look at that fucking tongue
i found out a very important tumblr url was available this weekend
May 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i found out a very important tumblr url was available this weekend
oh come on, we can’t have a bike on our patio for a few days without getting threatened with a fine but the new neighbors can have a dirty bong sitting as a centerpiece on their patio table for a week and not get anything?
May 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
oh come on, we can’t have a bike on our patio for a few days without getting threatened with a fine but the new neighbors can have a dirty bong sitting as a centerpiece on their patio table for a week and not get anything?
oh my god these siIvagunner simpsons rips are killing me
May 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
oh my god these siIvagunner simpsons rips are killing me
this album whips ass
andy falkous whips ass
andy falkous whips ass
🚨🚨🚨 📢📢📢 there’s a new Mclusky album and it rules 📢📢📢 🚨🚨🚨
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
this album whips ass
andy falkous whips ass
andy falkous whips ass
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POPE IS FROM CHICAGO
POPE IS FROM CHICAGO
POPE IS FROM CHICAGO
May 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
POPE IS FROM CHICAGO
POPE IS FROM CHICAGO
POPE IS FROM CHICAGO
i despise this rat, i hope he flips his stupid little car over into a ditch
May 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
i despise this rat, i hope he flips his stupid little car over into a ditch
some of these probably should not go near your butthole
May 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
some of these probably should not go near your butthole