EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT.
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ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK.
mind you he called in looking to buy some paint
October 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
mind you he called in looking to buy some paint
i had a phone customer the other day who was basically the blaise bailey finnegan III character, complete with rant about how much he hated the state of new hampshire that was almost 1:1 the BBF III parking ticket story complete with yelling, and then he went off about harley davidson
October 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i had a phone customer the other day who was basically the blaise bailey finnegan III character, complete with rant about how much he hated the state of new hampshire that was almost 1:1 the BBF III parking ticket story complete with yelling, and then he went off about harley davidson
20 years of katamari muscle memory and it definitely feels off. it seems like collision detection got turned up and hitboxes were made slightly larger.
a lot of objects i’m definitely used to being able to crash into and then roll through/past don’t really allow for it
a lot of objects i’m definitely used to being able to crash into and then roll through/past don’t really allow for it
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
20 years of katamari muscle memory and it definitely feels off. it seems like collision detection got turned up and hitboxes were made slightly larger.
a lot of objects i’m definitely used to being able to crash into and then roll through/past don’t really allow for it
a lot of objects i’m definitely used to being able to crash into and then roll through/past don’t really allow for it
bluetooth speaker taped to the back blasting M/O/O/N
October 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
bluetooth speaker taped to the back blasting M/O/O/N
i think this one’s a certified beautiful disk
October 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i think this one’s a certified beautiful disk
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
oh fuck broke the link
September 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
oh fuck broke the link
let me upload my carmen deck real quick, it needs some work
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
let me upload my carmen deck real quick, it needs some work
orah is a cool deck, i had built him a long time ago. nadia de’arnise party is another really fun orzhov deck if you want to branch out into other creature types
September 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
orah is a cool deck, i had built him a long time ago. nadia de’arnise party is another really fun orzhov deck if you want to branch out into other creature types
then jesus
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
then jesus
she will absolutely eat removal if people have any form of threat assessment but if she goes unchecked than “sun titan who??”
September 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
she will absolutely eat removal if people have any form of threat assessment but if she goes unchecked than “sun titan who??”
if you want to be aggressive i’ve been really enjoying the orzhov reanimator/aristocrats commander from LCI, lot of fun things you can do being able to reanimate any permanent type.
September 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
if you want to be aggressive i’ve been really enjoying the orzhov reanimator/aristocrats commander from LCI, lot of fun things you can do being able to reanimate any permanent type.
me sounding like cboyardee reacting to shrek on the gameboy advance: oh wow
September 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
me sounding like cboyardee reacting to shrek on the gameboy advance: oh wow
turns out the other half of the demolished bridge is the only thing off the main island with collision
September 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
turns out the other half of the demolished bridge is the only thing off the main island with collision
you should stop by zia on speedway while you’re in tucson
September 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
you should stop by zia on speedway while you’re in tucson
hope you’re havin fun with these guys
September 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
hope you’re havin fun with these guys
easily the most cursed place you can eat in the restaurant hell yeah
September 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
easily the most cursed place you can eat in the restaurant hell yeah
is that the buca di beppo pope table
September 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
is that the buca di beppo pope table
here ya go
August 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
here ya go