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Newton meter
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He/him. Implements programming languages. Rides anything on two wheels. Multi-instrumentalist. Listens to music from 1978. Xoogler.
Oh, no doubt
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Yeah, that’s weird. There was a ban. And there was an amendment to strike the ban.

They voted against killing the amendment. So they voted for it, voted to remove the ban on hemp products.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
There are stand ups? Do you get that one person who won’t just say what they accomplished yesterday and if they’re blocked by anything, but instead wants to spend ten minutes talking about technical solutions?

Count me out.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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death grip on the *lectern
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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That's a lectern.
October 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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POS at the *lectern
October 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I expect they’ll optimize CPython first. Then unionize.
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I covered up my obscene Celtic knot with a Chinese proverb of some kind.
October 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m going to have nightmares about your living wall.
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
*ask = all
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Yeah, that’s a really straightforward way to put it. We’d ask become single issue voters.
September 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The balloon union rejected my slogan too.
September 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
One time I was up there and there were a couple of their officers there. I confessed that we had grabbed some condoms. They asked, did you use them? I said yes. “Then we don’t care.”
September 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM