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@newphonehudas.bsky.social
he/she, 24, cow, fighting game grappler, recovering tf2 player
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jude @newphonehudas.bsky.social got this clip of me hitting a stupid whiff punish on her and i think it's worth sharing
February 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
jude @newphonehudas.bsky.social got this clip of me hitting a stupid whiff punish on her and i think it's worth sharing
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January 31, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Game: iPhone Wii
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: BrainSick
Uploaded on: January 27th, 2009
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: BrainSick
Uploaded on: January 27th, 2009
January 31, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Game: iPhone Wii
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: BrainSick
Uploaded on: January 27th, 2009
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: BrainSick
Uploaded on: January 27th, 2009
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people apologizing for random crits in tf2 is so bizarre to me. you died because i was granted the mandate of god. fortune smiles down upon me and you kneel before its harbinger
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
people apologizing for random crits in tf2 is so bizarre to me. you died because i was granted the mandate of god. fortune smiles down upon me and you kneel before its harbinger
Edward Scissorhands probably goes hard if you have aptophilia
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Edward Scissorhands probably goes hard if you have aptophilia
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Yep, a much better “hope machine” is decarceration. The story framing is an adoption of corporate techno utopianism instead of an examination of how dystopian it is to lock people in cages
That prisons are by design and policy so bereft of stimulation, education, entertainment, joy and connection makes it very difficult to say this is bad actually however it does not make it impossible to say this is not uplifting and heartwarming actually
VR headsets are 'hope machines' inside California prisons
Prisoners are now taking regular trips to far-flung, exotic locales such as Thailand
abcnews.go.com
January 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Yep, a much better “hope machine” is decarceration. The story framing is an adoption of corporate techno utopianism instead of an examination of how dystopian it is to lock people in cages
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wii crash sound - harmonica cover
January 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
wii crash sound - harmonica cover
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
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Putting cough syrup on my cough pancakes
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Putting cough syrup on my cough pancakes
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Me at 11:59 staring at discord
January 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Me at 11:59 staring at discord
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you're as tall as the trees
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
you're as tall as the trees
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My first Nancy strip, for New Year’s Day 2026❣️
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
My first Nancy strip, for New Year’s Day 2026❣️
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I made a shrek youtube poop if it gets taken down ill just post the file here #YTP
I made a shrek youtube poop if it gets taken down ill just post the file here #YTP
Youtube Poop: Drop on the Shrek and Flop Like a Fish
YouTube video by Reb3l Vagabond
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December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I made a shrek youtube poop if it gets taken down ill just post the file here #YTP
I made a shrek youtube poop if it gets taken down ill just post the file here #YTP
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extreme evolution drive to divinity
this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
December 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
extreme evolution drive to divinity
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maybe hes too chill calm down big dog
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
maybe hes too chill calm down big dog
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Top 10 terrorists
#7
#7
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Top 10 terrorists
#7
#7
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homowack hotel/lodge, spring glen, new york, 1977
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
homowack hotel/lodge, spring glen, new york, 1977
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