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Nerdy Wonderer
@nerdywanderer.bsky.social
About: Tattooed Prairie born West Coaster, Métis, GenX, Dad; Narcissist Abuse Survivor

Things: Gaming, Hockey, Music, Comics, Horror, Batman, Zombies, Skepticism, Science!, Movies/TV. . . Plus More
Version: 1.23.13
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Air raid siren 🚨 in Kyiv 😾
Attack of drones
I'm about to leave for work but now I don't know what to do...
December 17, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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let’s be clear…pineapple DOES belong on pizza
December 17, 2024 at 4:10 AM
All the people not following me are missing out on some superbly mediocre shit.
December 11, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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if you call me a dork, nerd, weird or goofy i take that as a compliment.
December 11, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Can anyone recommend a good Lobotomist?
December 9, 2024 at 10:41 PM
The worst thing they can do is make you doubt you can ever love, or be loved, again.
December 9, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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🥹🖤
December 9, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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A radar that detects your kind of weird in other people. A weirdar, if you will.
December 8, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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shuffling cheese slices like cards, but can't seem to master the riffle.
December 8, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Skeet one, Skeet all
December 8, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I’ll argue that the mosquito is one of the most annoying insects around.

Let me give you the DEETS.
December 8, 2024 at 8:00 PM
When my friend Miles from Texas became a Canadian citizen he had to change his name to Kilometres because of the metric system.
December 8, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Look, I'll fix you dinner once or twice, but I'll be dammed if you think I'm going to fix your childhood trauma.
December 8, 2024 at 5:37 PM
The first person who saw something come out of the back-end of a bird and thought to themselves, “I bet that tastes good” is a real hero.
December 8, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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Kids never put anything back unless it's an empty milk carton.
December 8, 2024 at 3:15 PM
The vibe I bring to the party
December 8, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Just someone to hold until they fall asleep with their head on my chest. Too much to ask for?
December 8, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Yea it’s a shit show. . . But it’s MY shit show.
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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If I was a video game character, my life bar would be depleted by small talk.
December 6, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Two bald men is a coincidence, three bald men is a pattern.
December 8, 2024 at 2:25 AM
To all the person that like my posts . . . Thank you, I appreciate all of you.
December 7, 2024 at 9:22 PM
“I hear you like to blow bubbles. . .”
*reaches for grease paint and clown shoes*
December 7, 2024 at 8:11 PM