Alyssa
@nerdygrlwonder.bsky.social
EAT THE RICH. FREE PALESTINE. FREE LUIGI
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ART OF THE FOLD........
May 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
ART OF THE FOLD........
little old lady at the gym had an older gentleman helping her on a machine. when he walked away, she turned to me and goes, "that's my boyfriend. isn't he cute?" 😭😭🥰
April 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
little old lady at the gym had an older gentleman helping her on a machine. when he walked away, she turned to me and goes, "that's my boyfriend. isn't he cute?" 😭😭🥰
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finding motivation to do anything at all is so hard
April 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
finding motivation to do anything at all is so hard
Ay yo, millennials! Did we ever get a clear answer as to why the dance name was changed from the "butterfly" to the "tootsie roll"?
April 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ay yo, millennials! Did we ever get a clear answer as to why the dance name was changed from the "butterfly" to the "tootsie roll"?
the level of overstimulation i experience by the end of the weekend is so high, I literally hide in the bathroom shower for an hour until after the kids go to sleep just to calm down some
March 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
the level of overstimulation i experience by the end of the weekend is so high, I literally hide in the bathroom shower for an hour until after the kids go to sleep just to calm down some
my 12yr old just put herself on punishment and told me she's giving me her phone after school because her math grade dropped from a 92% to an 89%...
I don't even know how we got here 🤣
I don't even know how we got here 🤣
March 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
my 12yr old just put herself on punishment and told me she's giving me her phone after school because her math grade dropped from a 92% to an 89%...
I don't even know how we got here 🤣
I don't even know how we got here 🤣
I tend to over share nonsense things and keep the important stuff close to the vest. Today, I choose to share something important:
I am a dirty little whore for men in corsets and women in suspenders
I am a dirty little whore for men in corsets and women in suspenders
March 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I tend to over share nonsense things and keep the important stuff close to the vest. Today, I choose to share something important:
I am a dirty little whore for men in corsets and women in suspenders
I am a dirty little whore for men in corsets and women in suspenders
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I'm bringing "numbskull" back hard
March 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I'm bringing "numbskull" back hard
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You can read Cohen's full statement here: www.linkedin.com/posts/rachel...
March 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You can read Cohen's full statement here: www.linkedin.com/posts/rachel...
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For everyone reeling from today’s Paul Weiss kowtow, read what Rachel Cohen (Skadden associate who started associates’ ltr petitioning firms to denounce Administrations attack on forms) just posted on LinkedIn.
(Sorry so much more work to do and a 7am plane-cannot type up all the alt text rn)
(Sorry so much more work to do and a 7am plane-cannot type up all the alt text rn)
March 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
For everyone reeling from today’s Paul Weiss kowtow, read what Rachel Cohen (Skadden associate who started associates’ ltr petitioning firms to denounce Administrations attack on forms) just posted on LinkedIn.
(Sorry so much more work to do and a 7am plane-cannot type up all the alt text rn)
(Sorry so much more work to do and a 7am plane-cannot type up all the alt text rn)
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The associate, Rachel Cohen, recently organized an open letter that called on Big Law to respond to Trump's executive orders designed to sanction three prominent firms. The letter was signed by more than 300 Big Law associates.
www.law.com/americanlawy...
www.law.com/americanlawy...
Open Letter From Big Law Associates Calls for Law Firms 'To Defend Their Colleagues'
The associate letter had gathered about 280 signatures from associates at firms across the Am Law 200 and beyond as of late Friday.
www.law.com
March 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The associate, Rachel Cohen, recently organized an open letter that called on Big Law to respond to Trump's executive orders designed to sanction three prominent firms. The letter was signed by more than 300 Big Law associates.
www.law.com/americanlawy...
www.law.com/americanlawy...
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That’s a shame that Skadden took away Rachel Cohen’s email access. Because after I read her LinkedIn post early this morning, I sent this email to her. If anyone is in touch with her, please forward this to her. Thank you.
March 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
That’s a shame that Skadden took away Rachel Cohen’s email access. Because after I read her LinkedIn post early this morning, I sent this email to her. If anyone is in touch with her, please forward this to her. Thank you.
woke up at 2am with my 12yr old to watch the total lunar Eclipse, only for it to be cloudy asf.
it's cool though. we sat on the deck, farted a lot, then laughed hysterically about it. I'm sure our neighbors were unimpressed
it's cool though. we sat on the deck, farted a lot, then laughed hysterically about it. I'm sure our neighbors were unimpressed
March 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
woke up at 2am with my 12yr old to watch the total lunar Eclipse, only for it to be cloudy asf.
it's cool though. we sat on the deck, farted a lot, then laughed hysterically about it. I'm sure our neighbors were unimpressed
it's cool though. we sat on the deck, farted a lot, then laughed hysterically about it. I'm sure our neighbors were unimpressed
the amount of socks my dumbass dog eats, then pukes up the next day should be studied
February 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the amount of socks my dumbass dog eats, then pukes up the next day should be studied
someone pay me a year's salary so I can spend the next 12 months writing my romance series please
February 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
someone pay me a year's salary so I can spend the next 12 months writing my romance series please
I'm over winter. I've been over winter. give me sunshine and warmth please
February 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm over winter. I've been over winter. give me sunshine and warmth please
currently talking one of my daughter's best friends through her first breakup. they'd been together a year.
he broke up with her via Snapchat
the urge to punch a 14yr old boy in the face for hurting my surrogate kiddo is intense
he broke up with her via Snapchat
the urge to punch a 14yr old boy in the face for hurting my surrogate kiddo is intense
February 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
currently talking one of my daughter's best friends through her first breakup. they'd been together a year.
he broke up with her via Snapchat
the urge to punch a 14yr old boy in the face for hurting my surrogate kiddo is intense
he broke up with her via Snapchat
the urge to punch a 14yr old boy in the face for hurting my surrogate kiddo is intense
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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
February 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
yall remember the whole womblands shit on TT? that was a wild ride...
February 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
yall remember the whole womblands shit on TT? that was a wild ride...
how am I just now discovering how delicious black seedless grapes are?!
February 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
how am I just now discovering how delicious black seedless grapes are?!
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Ok that made me laugh
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ok that made me laugh
imma need international scam artists to get better at trying to scam me. like, straight up asking me to send you $500 to fund your Kdrama acting ambitions is weak sauce, bro
February 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
imma need international scam artists to get better at trying to scam me. like, straight up asking me to send you $500 to fund your Kdrama acting ambitions is weak sauce, bro
being a mom is really ugh sometimes
February 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
being a mom is really ugh sometimes