Sameena Safdar
@sameenasafdar.bsky.social
Legaltech junkie, former lawyer, #DCStatehood NOW, social media/personal branding consultant, #nomamels, all the gifs
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Sameena Safdar
@sameenasafdar.bsky.social
· Nov 12
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people and saying `` this is me ! ''
Alt: a woman (ok Amy Poehler at the Oscars!) wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people and saying `` this is me ! ''
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Hey followers!
I think most of you know me from #lawtwitter or #petsoflegaltech.
I post many GIFs, many crimes against food with #whatthefood
I also create social media for The Appellate Project and the Women’s Bar Assn for DC & amplify their awesome work.
Glad you all made it here!
I think most of you know me from #lawtwitter or #petsoflegaltech.
I post many GIFs, many crimes against food with #whatthefood
I also create social media for The Appellate Project and the Women’s Bar Assn for DC & amplify their awesome work.
Glad you all made it here!
When you learn new words from alt-text
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February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
When you learn new words from alt-text
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All of BlueSky:
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
All of BlueSky:
BlueSky should I know who Jabberwockeez is?
I’m in Vegas and just saw them perform.
Seems mostly like 3 Blue Man Groups breakdancing to Old School.
I’m in Vegas and just saw them perform.
Seems mostly like 3 Blue Man Groups breakdancing to Old School.
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 AM
BlueSky should I know who Jabberwockeez is?
I’m in Vegas and just saw them perform.
Seems mostly like 3 Blue Man Groups breakdancing to Old School.
I’m in Vegas and just saw them perform.
Seems mostly like 3 Blue Man Groups breakdancing to Old School.
I was gonna say if I ruled the world I’d mandate all Lyft/Uber drivers use a front license plate for easier and less awkward identification by riders but don’t wanna make ICE’s kidnappings easier too.
two men are having a conversation and one of them says you ruin everything
Alt: two men are having a conversation and one of them says you ruin everything
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February 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I was gonna say if I ruled the world I’d mandate all Lyft/Uber drivers use a front license plate for easier and less awkward identification by riders but don’t wanna make ICE’s kidnappings easier too.
Don’t speak Spanish, unfamiliar with Puerto Rican culture, & loved but feeling a little confused at what all the sights and sounds in Bad Bunny’s show last night meant?
Spend 5 minutes reading our resident BlueSky Bad Bunny expert @beckyhammer.bsky.social’s delightful review of every scene!
Spend 5 minutes reading our resident BlueSky Bad Bunny expert @beckyhammer.bsky.social’s delightful review of every scene!
First shot: sugarcane
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Don’t speak Spanish, unfamiliar with Puerto Rican culture, & loved but feeling a little confused at what all the sights and sounds in Bad Bunny’s show last night meant?
Spend 5 minutes reading our resident BlueSky Bad Bunny expert @beckyhammer.bsky.social’s delightful review of every scene!
Spend 5 minutes reading our resident BlueSky Bad Bunny expert @beckyhammer.bsky.social’s delightful review of every scene!
So not one but two groups of people have approached the owner or editor of @washingtonpost.com to purchase it and no one will even take their calls??
They just continue to destroy one of our greatest papers?
Presumably at the Admin’s request?? 🤬🤬🤬
✅Place in hell earned.
They just continue to destroy one of our greatest papers?
Presumably at the Admin’s request?? 🤬🤬🤬
✅Place in hell earned.
Welcome back to hell. Here's today's roundup.
Washington Post Lays Off Will Lewis, Another Shutdown Looms, and the Buddhist Monks Are in the Area - Washingtonian
Good morning. The deep freeze's grip on us will begin to loosen today—after we get through another very cold morning. Maybe you should stay in bed for a few more minutes to revisit our profile of "Qua...
washingtonian.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 PM
So not one but two groups of people have approached the owner or editor of @washingtonpost.com to purchase it and no one will even take their calls??
They just continue to destroy one of our greatest papers?
Presumably at the Admin’s request?? 🤬🤬🤬
✅Place in hell earned.
They just continue to destroy one of our greatest papers?
Presumably at the Admin’s request?? 🤬🤬🤬
✅Place in hell earned.
Now can we talk about the most charming and fun Team USA figure skater-Danny O’Shea??
www.instagram.com/reel/DSD7TT2...
www.instagram.com/reel/DSD7TT2...
dannyoshea213 on Instagram: "Smiling is my favorite!#elf #smile What is making you smile this season?! 😁😁View all 25 comments"
Smiling is my favorite!#elf #smile What is making you smile this season?! 😁😁
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February 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Now can we talk about the most charming and fun Team USA figure skater-Danny O’Shea??
www.instagram.com/reel/DSD7TT2...
www.instagram.com/reel/DSD7TT2...
This is nowhere NEAR as fun as reading @beckyhammer.bsky.social’s recap but interesting too.
apnews.com/article/bad-...
#badbunny
apnews.com/article/bad-...
#badbunny
Review: Bad Bunny brought Puerto Rico's history and culture to a revolutionary Super Bowl show
Bad Bunny delivered a historic performance at the Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California, for the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show that brought Puerto Rican culture and history to the fore.
apnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
This is nowhere NEAR as fun as reading @beckyhammer.bsky.social’s recap but interesting too.
apnews.com/article/bad-...
#badbunny
apnews.com/article/bad-...
#badbunny
What a massive production!
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
What a massive production!
Goddamn it. Did you guys all just get that ICE ad full of blatant lies??
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Goddamn it. Did you guys all just get that ICE ad full of blatant lies??
So. Much. JOY!
How could anyone hate on that??
How could anyone hate on that??
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
So. Much. JOY!
How could anyone hate on that??
How could anyone hate on that??
Love this! @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social socials have been on fire lately (or I’m slow to catch on!)
¡Mi gente! 🇵🇷 Benito Bowl is here 🏈
Vamooooooosssss PUERTO RICO!!!
Vamooooooosssss PUERTO RICO!!!
February 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Love this! @dcpubliclibrary.bsky.social socials have been on fire lately (or I’m slow to catch on!)
At a new healthcare place and this is on their portal.
A) who would ever not choose the drag queen AI?
B) What??
C) What should I ask her??
A) who would ever not choose the drag queen AI?
B) What??
C) What should I ask her??
February 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
At a new healthcare place and this is on their portal.
A) who would ever not choose the drag queen AI?
B) What??
C) What should I ask her??
A) who would ever not choose the drag queen AI?
B) What??
C) What should I ask her??
The comments here!
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February 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
The comments here!
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Where is PETA? Are they not here yet and still in the bad place?
Clearly this dude is a serial killer-likes to abuse animals.
Clearly this dude is a serial killer-likes to abuse animals.
TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.
(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Where is PETA? Are they not here yet and still in the bad place?
Clearly this dude is a serial killer-likes to abuse animals.
Clearly this dude is a serial killer-likes to abuse animals.
“looking off to the left with a curious expression.”
All pet photos deserve alt-text!
All pet photos deserve alt-text!
Sorry to spam the timeline with Rascal on the train pics but just LOOK AT HIM
February 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
“looking off to the left with a curious expression.”
All pet photos deserve alt-text!
All pet photos deserve alt-text!
So what percentage of occupying troops in DC are helping remove the snowcrete?
I just struggled to mount my Toyota Corolla into a heavily iced Barracks Row parking spot.m while five national guardsmen crowded around a van with two more folks in it chatting.
I just struggled to mount my Toyota Corolla into a heavily iced Barracks Row parking spot.m while five national guardsmen crowded around a van with two more folks in it chatting.
a girl in a classroom with the words so what exactly is the point of this behind her
Alt: a girl in a classroom raises her hand to ask “do what exactly is the point of this?”
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February 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
So what percentage of occupying troops in DC are helping remove the snowcrete?
I just struggled to mount my Toyota Corolla into a heavily iced Barracks Row parking spot.m while five national guardsmen crowded around a van with two more folks in it chatting.
I just struggled to mount my Toyota Corolla into a heavily iced Barracks Row parking spot.m while five national guardsmen crowded around a van with two more folks in it chatting.
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DC local news deserves better than Jeff Bezos
Help us build our local newsroom, by D.C. for D.C.
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February 5, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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Hahaha! Poor Andy Harris & Dick Heller!
After decades of the GOP & SCOTUS undermining DC’s gun control laws & threatening to undo them to stop DC statehood bills, will this Admin drive much more stringent gun control in the District??
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
#DCStatehood #TheLastColony
After decades of the GOP & SCOTUS undermining DC’s gun control laws & threatening to undo them to stop DC statehood bills, will this Admin drive much more stringent gun control in the District??
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
#DCStatehood #TheLastColony
Pirro: Anyone who brings a gun to DC should ‘count on going to jail’
U.S. Attorney for D.C. Jeanine Pirro on Monday threatened jail time for people who bring firearms into Washington. “I don’t care if you have a license in another district, and I do…
thehill.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Hahaha! Poor Andy Harris & Dick Heller!
After decades of the GOP & SCOTUS undermining DC’s gun control laws & threatening to undo them to stop DC statehood bills, will this Admin drive much more stringent gun control in the District??
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
#DCStatehood #TheLastColony
After decades of the GOP & SCOTUS undermining DC’s gun control laws & threatening to undo them to stop DC statehood bills, will this Admin drive much more stringent gun control in the District??
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
#DCStatehood #TheLastColony
Teen came over and we’re stir-crazy and on a whim we are going to see Iron Lung.
Is this a mistake BlueSky?
Is this a mistake BlueSky?
February 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Teen came over and we’re stir-crazy and on a whim we are going to see Iron Lung.
Is this a mistake BlueSky?
Is this a mistake BlueSky?
If ice has encased more than half the height of my tires what’s the best way to remove that??
Rest of car is ice free but there’s a huge uninterrupted block of ice from the sidewalk pushed up against my car.
Any mattocks on Capitol Hill to loan out? Would take me awhile but….
Rest of car is ice free but there’s a huge uninterrupted block of ice from the sidewalk pushed up against my car.
Any mattocks on Capitol Hill to loan out? Would take me awhile but….
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If ice has encased more than half the height of my tires what’s the best way to remove that??
Rest of car is ice free but there’s a huge uninterrupted block of ice from the sidewalk pushed up against my car.
Any mattocks on Capitol Hill to loan out? Would take me awhile but….
Rest of car is ice free but there’s a huge uninterrupted block of ice from the sidewalk pushed up against my car.
Any mattocks on Capitol Hill to loan out? Would take me awhile but….
Ooh! St. Louisians & Missourians!
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January 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Ooh! St. Louisians & Missourians!
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Can you help get a straight answer on the status of snow emergency @cmcharlesallen.bsky.social?
DC’s snow website says it’s in effect until there’s an announcement it’s been lifted and links you for that to….the same website.
I just wanna know if cars can park on the 5 snow route streets by mine.
DC’s snow website says it’s in effect until there’s an announcement it’s been lifted and links you for that to….the same website.
I just wanna know if cars can park on the 5 snow route streets by mine.
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Can you help get a straight answer on the status of snow emergency @cmcharlesallen.bsky.social?
DC’s snow website says it’s in effect until there’s an announcement it’s been lifted and links you for that to….the same website.
I just wanna know if cars can park on the 5 snow route streets by mine.
DC’s snow website says it’s in effect until there’s an announcement it’s been lifted and links you for that to….the same website.
I just wanna know if cars can park on the 5 snow route streets by mine.
Hey-salt for those who are out!!!
🧂 Salt distribution at 5 @dcdpr.bsky.social sites today & tomorrow:
Pick-up times:
✅ 9-11AM
✅ 12-2PM
✅ 3-5PM
Locations:
• Deanwood Rec
• Greenleaf Rec
• Kennedy Rec
• Turkey Thicket
• Wilson Aquatic
Pick-up times:
✅ 9-11AM
✅ 12-2PM
✅ 3-5PM
Locations:
• Deanwood Rec
• Greenleaf Rec
• Kennedy Rec
• Turkey Thicket
• Wilson Aquatic
Just announced: 5 pop-up salt distribution locations this weekend!
Bring a bucket, a wagon, a box—anything to come pick up salt to address icy and hazardous conditions near your home.
Bring a bucket, a wagon, a box—anything to come pick up salt to address icy and hazardous conditions near your home.
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Hey-salt for those who are out!!!