Sameena Safdar
@sameenasafdar.bsky.social
Legaltech junkie, #DCStatehood NOW, social media/personal branding consultant, #nomamels, all the gifs
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Sameena Safdar
@sameenasafdar.bsky.social
· Nov 12
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people and saying `` this is me ! ''
Alt: a woman (ok Amy Poehler at the Oscars!) wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people and saying `` this is me ! ''
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Hey followers!
I think most of you know me from #lawtwitter or #petsoflegaltech.
I post many GIFs, many crimes against food with #whatthefood
I also create social media for The Appellate Project and the Women’s Bar Assn for DC & amplify their awesome work.
Glad you all made it here!
I think most of you know me from #lawtwitter or #petsoflegaltech.
I post many GIFs, many crimes against food with #whatthefood
I also create social media for The Appellate Project and the Women’s Bar Assn for DC & amplify their awesome work.
Glad you all made it here!
You still have time to see the delightful holiday display at the US Botanical Garden! Loving the dinosaurs this year but always impressed by the DC bldg recreations.
December 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
You still have time to see the delightful holiday display at the US Botanical Garden! Loving the dinosaurs this year but always impressed by the DC bldg recreations.
When you gig up at odark thirty but there’s 15 people at security bec TSA refuses to open more than one line for the plebeians.
a man in a colorful shirt is sitting in front of a computer and saying `` c mon man '' .
ALT: a man in a colorful shirt is sitting in front of a computer and saying `` c mon man '' .
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December 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
When you gig up at odark thirty but there’s 15 people at security bec TSA refuses to open more than one line for the plebeians.
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ok #SkyLaw #AppellateSky #lawtwitter and #appellatetwitter:
Who can help me understand what Trump v. Illinois means for the ruling in DC v. Trump?
Bec we don’t have statehood are we gonna fall in the “exceptional circumstances” where FGvt can inflict troops on us?
Will this be binding on DC CTA?
Who can help me understand what Trump v. Illinois means for the ruling in DC v. Trump?
Bec we don’t have statehood are we gonna fall in the “exceptional circumstances” where FGvt can inflict troops on us?
Will this be binding on DC CTA?
December 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ok #SkyLaw #AppellateSky #lawtwitter and #appellatetwitter:
Who can help me understand what Trump v. Illinois means for the ruling in DC v. Trump?
Bec we don’t have statehood are we gonna fall in the “exceptional circumstances” where FGvt can inflict troops on us?
Will this be binding on DC CTA?
Who can help me understand what Trump v. Illinois means for the ruling in DC v. Trump?
Bec we don’t have statehood are we gonna fall in the “exceptional circumstances” where FGvt can inflict troops on us?
Will this be binding on DC CTA?
Haha! Apparently NationalToday.com is run by scammers now-for National Call A Friend Day they suggest chatting with any wrong number phone calls you get or intentionally dialing a wrong number to "make a friend"
nationaltoday.com/national-cal...
Have they not gotten wrong message texts from Evelyn?
nationaltoday.com/national-cal...
Have they not gotten wrong message texts from Evelyn?
National Call a Friend Day
National Call a Friend Day is all about making an effort on December 28 to reach out with a phone call and connect, voice to voice, with a good friend.
nationaltoday.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Haha! Apparently NationalToday.com is run by scammers now-for National Call A Friend Day they suggest chatting with any wrong number phone calls you get or intentionally dialing a wrong number to "make a friend"
nationaltoday.com/national-cal...
Have they not gotten wrong message texts from Evelyn?
nationaltoday.com/national-cal...
Have they not gotten wrong message texts from Evelyn?
Can you imagine the engraver receiving this text and calling to confirm this was actually the intended text for the plaque?
Insults, random capitalizations, known debunked conspiracy theories, and more.
Insults, random capitalizations, known debunked conspiracy theories, and more.
![Plaque reads “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President in American History. Taking office as a result of the most corrupt Election ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters that brought our Nation to the brink of destruction. His policies caused the highest Inflation [sic] ever recorded, leading the U.S. Dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in 4 years. His Green New Scam surrendered American Energey Dominance and, by abolishing the Southern Border, Biden let 21 million people from all over the World pour into the United States, including from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums. His Afghanistan Disaster was among the most humiliating events in American History, and resulted in the murder of 13 brave American Servicemembers, with many others gravely wounded. Seeing Biden’s devastating weakness, Russia invaded Ukraine, and Hamas terrorists launched the heinous October 7th attack on Israel.
Nicknamed both ‘Sleepy’ and ‘Crooked,’ Joe Biden was dominated by his Radical Left handlers. They and their allies in the Fake News Media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline, and his unprecedented use of the Autopen. Following his humiliating debate loss to President Trump in the big June 2024 debate, he was forced to withdraw from his campaign for re-election in disgrace. Biden weaponized Law Enforcement against his political opponent, while also pesecuting many other innocent people. He left office issuing blanekt pardons to Radical Democrat criminals and thugs, as well as members of the Birden Crime Family — But despite it all, President Trump would get Re-Elected in a Landslide, and SAVE AMERICA!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:woxbqt6wcyxuirw6uvgylpod/bafkreigozwgcr4all7h5bcvuadsjadjyitmornilrkxnrig7kzm5tmrjqy@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can you imagine the engraver receiving this text and calling to confirm this was actually the intended text for the plaque?
Insults, random capitalizations, known debunked conspiracy theories, and more.
Insults, random capitalizations, known debunked conspiracy theories, and more.
I happened to attend this discussion on AI regulation less than an hour before the exec order came out last week!
POWERHOUSE of AI experts speaking on it.
wbadc.org/navigating-t...
POWERHOUSE of AI experts speaking on it.
wbadc.org/navigating-t...
Navigating the AI Regulatory Maze: Preemption, Patchwork, and Global Stakes
By Sameena Safdar, CEO, Amplify Your Voice
When the Women's Bar Association of the District of Columbia hosted "AI Policy 2025: A Year in Review" as part of its AI Advantage series, a major AI execut...
wbadc.org
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I happened to attend this discussion on AI regulation less than an hour before the exec order came out last week!
POWERHOUSE of AI experts speaking on it.
wbadc.org/navigating-t...
POWERHOUSE of AI experts speaking on it.
wbadc.org/navigating-t...
Gorgeous morning sky-hope that bodes well for a good day.
My college freshman comes home today (flying through Providence) so will be glad to get back here!
My college freshman comes home today (flying through Providence) so will be glad to get back here!
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Gorgeous morning sky-hope that bodes well for a good day.
My college freshman comes home today (flying through Providence) so will be glad to get back here!
My college freshman comes home today (flying through Providence) so will be glad to get back here!
Between the admission police have no idea who or where the Brown University killer is, the rising Bondi Beach death toll and Rob Reiner’s murder, I’m struggling this morning and can’t seem to move on to daily activities.
Photos of your pets please??
Photos of your pets please??
December 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Between the admission police have no idea who or where the Brown University killer is, the rising Bondi Beach death toll and Rob Reiner’s murder, I’m struggling this morning and can’t seem to move on to daily activities.
Photos of your pets please??
Photos of your pets please??
Ah. Now the BBC reporting 6-7 minutes of the gunmen firing uninterrupted also.
www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...
www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ah. Now the BBC reporting 6-7 minutes of the gunmen firing uninterrupted also.
www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...
www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...
Ok sorry for the source here but not seeing the slow police action reported elsewhere.
Why were the gunmen able to keep shooting & calmly reloading to kill for so long?
Did police really not return fire until after an unarmed citizen tackled one of the gunmen?
nypost.com/2025/12/14/w...
Why were the gunmen able to keep shooting & calmly reloading to kill for so long?
Did police really not return fire until after an unarmed citizen tackled one of the gunmen?
nypost.com/2025/12/14/w...
Bondi Beach terrorists unloaded on Hanukkah celebration for more than 10 minutes without being stopped — killing 11
At least 11 people were killed — including a gunman — and 29 others wounded when two terrorists opened fire during a Hanukkah celebration in a “cowardly” attack on an Australian beach late Sunday a…
nypost.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ok sorry for the source here but not seeing the slow police action reported elsewhere.
Why were the gunmen able to keep shooting & calmly reloading to kill for so long?
Did police really not return fire until after an unarmed citizen tackled one of the gunmen?
nypost.com/2025/12/14/w...
Why were the gunmen able to keep shooting & calmly reloading to kill for so long?
Did police really not return fire until after an unarmed citizen tackled one of the gunmen?
nypost.com/2025/12/14/w...
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
I couldn’t even capture the intensity of the sunrise this morning. It was like Plato‘s sunrise.
I’m taking as a good omen for this day.
I’m taking as a good omen for this day.
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I couldn’t even capture the intensity of the sunrise this morning. It was like Plato‘s sunrise.
I’m taking as a good omen for this day.
I’m taking as a good omen for this day.
Hahaha. You can’t make this up.
This year’s White House Christmas Ornament is the biggest trolling you’ve seen in awhile.
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This year’s White House Christmas Ornament is the biggest trolling you’ve seen in awhile.
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The Official Commemorative Ornament of America’s 250th Anniversary Cel
America250 Official Christmas Ornament The front features the Declaration of Independence text framed and burnished with 24-karat gold. The backside reveals an etched White House, surrounded by the hi...
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November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hahaha. You can’t make this up.
This year’s White House Christmas Ornament is the biggest trolling you’ve seen in awhile.
store.america250.org/products/off...
This year’s White House Christmas Ornament is the biggest trolling you’ve seen in awhile.
store.america250.org/products/off...
And while I merrily liveskeeted the ridiculous Macys Parade DC officials released the names of the shot WVa national guardsmen who have both undergone surgery and still in critical condition, both shot in the head and Sarah also in the chest. 😳😥
Pirro says the families of 20-year old Sarah Beckstrom & 24-year old Andrew Wolfe are with them right now. She asked everyone to pray for them, they remain in critical condition.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
And while I merrily liveskeeted the ridiculous Macys Parade DC officials released the names of the shot WVa national guardsmen who have both undergone surgery and still in critical condition, both shot in the head and Sarah also in the chest. 😳😥
I’ve continued my live tweeting of the Macys #ThanksgivingParade here in the Good Place.
It’s ridiculous and features singers from yesteryear and ones I’ve never heard of and Broadway performances.
Enjoy!
It’s ridiculous and features singers from yesteryear and ones I’ve never heard of and Broadway performances.
Enjoy!
Ok Cynthia scatting before cutting the ribbon to start it all is a really good way to start this parade off!
#MacysParade
#MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’ve continued my live tweeting of the Macys #ThanksgivingParade here in the Good Place.
It’s ridiculous and features singers from yesteryear and ones I’ve never heard of and Broadway performances.
Enjoy!
It’s ridiculous and features singers from yesteryear and ones I’ve never heard of and Broadway performances.
Enjoy!
Ok Cynthia scatting before cutting the ribbon to start it all is a really good way to start this parade off!
#MacysParade
#MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ok Cynthia scatting before cutting the ribbon to start it all is a really good way to start this parade off!
#MacysParade
#MacysParade
And WVa governor just gave a press conference indicating he had no plans to recall his national guard home…saying something about continuing to fight for justice….
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And WVa governor just gave a press conference indicating he had no plans to recall his national guard home…saying something about continuing to fight for justice….
Oh boy. CBS reporting lone suspect was an Afghani national and others say terrorism unit is taking over.
If this was a terror-related incident, a lot more questions are raised.
And likely the Administration will use to justify needing more National Guard here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
If this was a terror-related incident, a lot more questions are raised.
And likely the Administration will use to justify needing more National Guard here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
2 National Guard members shot in Washington, D.C., suspect in custody, officials say
Two members of the West Virginia National Guard were shot a few blocks from the White House in Washington, D.C., and a suspect is in custody, officials say.
www.cbsnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Oh boy. CBS reporting lone suspect was an Afghani national and others say terrorism unit is taking over.
If this was a terror-related incident, a lot more questions are raised.
And likely the Administration will use to justify needing more National Guard here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
If this was a terror-related incident, a lot more questions are raised.
And likely the Administration will use to justify needing more National Guard here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
Jeez. So will Americans in these states who sent natl guard here demand their governors recall their troops?
Looks like our current 2200 Natl Guardsmen are from West Virginia, South Carolina, Ohio, Georgia, Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi, plus DC.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025....
Looks like our current 2200 Natl Guardsmen are from West Virginia, South Carolina, Ohio, Georgia, Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi, plus DC.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025....
Two national guard members in critical condition after being shot in Washington DC
Suspect in custody after two West Virginia guard members were shot in ‘targeted’ incident, Mayor Bowser says
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Jeez. So will Americans in these states who sent natl guard here demand their governors recall their troops?
Looks like our current 2200 Natl Guardsmen are from West Virginia, South Carolina, Ohio, Georgia, Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi, plus DC.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025....
Looks like our current 2200 Natl Guardsmen are from West Virginia, South Carolina, Ohio, Georgia, Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi, plus DC.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025....
At press conference MPD says lone suspect came around corner and immediately started shooting at 2 Natl Guardsmen in a targeted attack.
Other nearby Natl Guardsmen came over to subdue the suspect.
Unclear who shot the suspect.
Other nearby Natl Guardsmen came over to subdue the suspect.
Unclear who shot the suspect.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
At press conference MPD says lone suspect came around corner and immediately started shooting at 2 Natl Guardsmen in a targeted attack.
Other nearby Natl Guardsmen came over to subdue the suspect.
Unclear who shot the suspect.
Other nearby Natl Guardsmen came over to subdue the suspect.
Unclear who shot the suspect.
Or….not??
Now WVa governor tweeted both tweeting out that there’s conflicting reports on the guardsmen’s life or death.
WHY would you post that quickly?
Now WVa governor tweeted both tweeting out that there’s conflicting reports on the guardsmen’s life or death.
WHY would you post that quickly?
Oh no.
Now @nbcwashington.com reporting WVa governor has tweeted that both Natl Guardsmen have died. 😓
Now @nbcwashington.com reporting WVa governor has tweeted that both Natl Guardsmen have died. 😓
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Or….not??
Now WVa governor tweeted both tweeting out that there’s conflicting reports on the guardsmen’s life or death.
WHY would you post that quickly?
Now WVa governor tweeted both tweeting out that there’s conflicting reports on the guardsmen’s life or death.
WHY would you post that quickly?
Oh no.
Now @nbcwashington.com reporting WVa governor has tweeted that both Natl Guardsmen have died. 😓
Now @nbcwashington.com reporting WVa governor has tweeted that both Natl Guardsmen have died. 😓
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oh no.
Now @nbcwashington.com reporting WVa governor has tweeted that both Natl Guardsmen have died. 😓
Now @nbcwashington.com reporting WVa governor has tweeted that both Natl Guardsmen have died. 😓
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM