H Ξ X U Λ L
@neoprenebyzantine.bsky.social
She/Her, tortured intellectual shitpost
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Damn, daddy (disappointed)
August 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Damn, daddy (disappointed)
I do not WANT to be mommy I am FORCED TO BE
August 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I do not WANT to be mommy I am FORCED TO BE
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give me 4 walls and adobe slabs for my girls
August 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
give me 4 walls and adobe slabs for my girls
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"you should be the bigger person" absolutely not.
i'm cursing his entire bloodline.
i'm cursing his entire bloodline.
August 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
"you should be the bigger person" absolutely not.
i'm cursing his entire bloodline.
i'm cursing his entire bloodline.
@jkemppainen.com has made a really cool game
I have just under an hour and a half of playtime as of this moment and I’ll probably put a bit more on when I have more time to tomorrow.
The concept is absolutely well thought out, and executed very nicely. With some polish, this game can go FAR.
I have just under an hour and a half of playtime as of this moment and I’ll probably put a bit more on when I have more time to tomorrow.
The concept is absolutely well thought out, and executed very nicely. With some polish, this game can go FAR.
August 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@jkemppainen.com has made a really cool game
I have just under an hour and a half of playtime as of this moment and I’ll probably put a bit more on when I have more time to tomorrow.
The concept is absolutely well thought out, and executed very nicely. With some polish, this game can go FAR.
I have just under an hour and a half of playtime as of this moment and I’ll probably put a bit more on when I have more time to tomorrow.
The concept is absolutely well thought out, and executed very nicely. With some polish, this game can go FAR.
August 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If you can’t take me at my whip you don’t deserve me at my poorly executed nae nae.
July 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you can’t take me at my whip you don’t deserve me at my poorly executed nae nae.
Having a Bluesky has made me realize I was born either a century too early or a century too late and my genius goes unappreciated
June 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Having a Bluesky has made me realize I was born either a century too early or a century too late and my genius goes unappreciated
Max Aruj do you need head for the M:I 8 soundtrack?
June 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Max Aruj do you need head for the M:I 8 soundtrack?
Went to see M:I 8
Shit was SO good.
Shit was SO good.
June 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Went to see M:I 8
Shit was SO good.
Shit was SO good.
Going to a party tomorrow night so I finally decided to learn to do my own goddamn shadow.
June 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Going to a party tomorrow night so I finally decided to learn to do my own goddamn shadow.
Just finished my WPath interview.
Dick gone soon.
Dick gone soon.
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just finished my WPath interview.
Dick gone soon.
Dick gone soon.
Music sounds better with you
(But my car has a better stereo)
(But my car has a better stereo)
June 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Music sounds better with you
(But my car has a better stereo)
(But my car has a better stereo)
My next D&D character will be a detective named Reginald VonDuck. He's a goose detective with decidedly little time for tomfoolery (but is the source of much tomfoolery)
It's gonna be delightful.
It's gonna be delightful.
May 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My next D&D character will be a detective named Reginald VonDuck. He's a goose detective with decidedly little time for tomfoolery (but is the source of much tomfoolery)
It's gonna be delightful.
It's gonna be delightful.
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So help me if I only taste 999 islands in this dressing
May 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So help me if I only taste 999 islands in this dressing
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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything
May 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything
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he's playing chess while they're all playing checkers. playing poker while the rest of them play go fish. has his monopoly board out while they shoot tiddlywinks. nobody will play a game with this guy. he sucks so hard.
May 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
he's playing chess while they're all playing checkers. playing poker while the rest of them play go fish. has his monopoly board out while they shoot tiddlywinks. nobody will play a game with this guy. he sucks so hard.
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Eat it from behind so you can both watch Jurassic Park.
May 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Eat it from behind so you can both watch Jurassic Park.
“We are just too pretty for God to let us die”
May 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“We are just too pretty for God to let us die”
Yo this looks absolutely insane. Give this human some love.
I am solo developing a bonkers vehicular combat grapple hook game, Drivers of the Apocalypse, on my free time.
May 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yo this looks absolutely insane. Give this human some love.
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Oh hey everyone I'm still alive - I've just been playing an ungodly amount of Baldurs Gate.
April 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oh hey everyone I'm still alive - I've just been playing an ungodly amount of Baldurs Gate.
Pic of updated case. There’s so many fans in here.
April 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Pic of updated case. There’s so many fans in here.
This month has been amazing.
April 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This month has been amazing.
And some goblin shit cause it’s me. Moving sucks ass but this apartment is beyond incredible.
March 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
And some goblin shit cause it’s me. Moving sucks ass but this apartment is beyond incredible.