Neil Christmas
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I like big tuts #egyptfan
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
theonion.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
I never saw chocolate at the chocolate factory
(Charlie Bucket, interviewed by the FBI)
(Charlie Bucket, interviewed by the FBI)
Which word am I supposed to be stressing in this headline?
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I never saw chocolate at the chocolate factory
(Charlie Bucket, interviewed by the FBI)
(Charlie Bucket, interviewed by the FBI)
[builder solemnly says for the 999th time, thrice divorced]
What time is it fellas? Hammer time :(
What time is it fellas? Hammer time :(
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
[builder solemnly says for the 999th time, thrice divorced]
What time is it fellas? Hammer time :(
What time is it fellas? Hammer time :(
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[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
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I got chiles
They’re multiplying
They’re multiplying
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I got chiles
They’re multiplying
They’re multiplying
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This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)
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Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
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Who are the funniest people to follow on here?
January 4, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Who are the funniest people to follow on here?