Necrologist
@necrologist99.bsky.social
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Field Biologist
They/It/Rot
Minors DNI
Field Biologist
They/It/Rot
Minors DNI
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two character beans for @necrologist99.bsky.social and @nootella.bsky.social!! love drawing little pictures of ocs so much <3 (charas are morgan and sugar, they/it and she/her respectively!)
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
two character beans for @necrologist99.bsky.social and @nootella.bsky.social!! love drawing little pictures of ocs so much <3 (charas are morgan and sugar, they/it and she/her respectively!)
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December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is Woke Bullshit. I'm bringing up Charlie Kirk by beer 3 and Israeli mass surveillance by beer 4
My annual advice on how to navigate angry arguments during holiday dinners.
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How to Navigate Arguments During Holiday Dinner - Neil deGrasse Tyson
By Neil deGrasse Tyson Social Media — OpEd November 17, 2022 Inspired by the contents of the book
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November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is Woke Bullshit. I'm bringing up Charlie Kirk by beer 3 and Israeli mass surveillance by beer 4
I feel maternal towards Grok
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I feel maternal towards Grok
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sometimes i think about the friendships that went wrong and i mourn them. even if it ended up being one sided at some point, i did something wrong or i chose to end it, i still think about that friendship. it wasnt always the best... but i like to think about the times it was mutually enjoyed.
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
sometimes i think about the friendships that went wrong and i mourn them. even if it ended up being one sided at some point, i did something wrong or i chose to end it, i still think about that friendship. it wasnt always the best... but i like to think about the times it was mutually enjoyed.
Heavy is the penis that wears the cage
October 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Heavy is the penis that wears the cage
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Skyrim has fallen
September 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Skyrim has fallen
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Gen Z is obsessed with not getting eaten by beasts. Here's why that's a problem for my many beasts and creatures.
September 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Gen Z is obsessed with not getting eaten by beasts. Here's why that's a problem for my many beasts and creatures.
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Fine by me if I’m the villain in your story. You’ll always be Poopy McStinkass in mine.
September 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Fine by me if I’m the villain in your story. You’ll always be Poopy McStinkass in mine.
This is who runs this account
August 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is who runs this account
Count chocula personally licks every single piece of his cereal before it goes in the box. He is very real and he is being kept in a CIA black site. Boo berry is not real however.
August 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Count chocula personally licks every single piece of his cereal before it goes in the box. He is very real and he is being kept in a CIA black site. Boo berry is not real however.
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I told the moon about your wrong doings btw.
August 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I told the moon about your wrong doings btw.
Bigfoot FUCKED my wife and made me watch. This is my story
August 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Bigfoot FUCKED my wife and made me watch. This is my story
Dogman tried to get me pregnant
August 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Dogman tried to get me pregnant
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[sexting] i'm gonna fill you up with my awesome sauce 😎👍
August 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[sexting] i'm gonna fill you up with my awesome sauce 😎👍
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At the end of the day, im just an honest red-blooded salt of the earth pervert
August 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
At the end of the day, im just an honest red-blooded salt of the earth pervert
On my fucking soul I just saw dracula
August 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
On my fucking soul I just saw dracula
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ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
August 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.
ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
I operate on levels beyond even the most seasoned Facebook marketplace lowballer
August 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I operate on levels beyond even the most seasoned Facebook marketplace lowballer
Dracula is being kept in the White House Basement
August 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Dracula is being kept in the White House Basement
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nobody knows more about my movements than people on facebook marketplace
August 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
nobody knows more about my movements than people on facebook marketplace
Donald trump is trying to get Dogman killed and the media is completely silent on it
August 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Donald trump is trying to get Dogman killed and the media is completely silent on it
The powers that be do not want you to know about dogman
August 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The powers that be do not want you to know about dogman