Sorry to fail to impress you, Your Majesty: I wouldn't want such an august personage to think I'm "delulu." But I do think that the Senate Minority Leader should be a party man, and not a splitter or wrecker. Hopefully you can find it in your merciful heart to forgive this outrage.

"What is it your business who he voted for? It's his right to secret ballot!" I dunno maybe because my coworker at the breakroom isn't in charge of preventing a mass murdering pedophile with nuclear weapons from consolidating absolute power and crushing human freedom for generations

It's directly ripped off from Player of Games by Iain M Banks, Elon has a thing for the Culture books.

men are everywhere in New York - from fighting for gay rights to doing 9-11

Oh they’re simply using them to remove their sense of human emotion and compassion that’s a relief