Snemerald
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🔞Emerald. Neon Nothing. Robot. :) 29, it/its. A big ol' nerd. Made of puppy dog tails. Talk to me about Insomniac Games :3 mdni🔞
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Getting struck with nauseating nostalgia for watching G4 at 2AM in my grandparents spare bedroom in a house that they haven’t lived in in twenty years.
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Getting struck with nauseating nostalgia for watching G4 at 2AM in my grandparents spare bedroom in a house that they haven’t lived in in twenty years.
I'm really out here getting downvoted on the AC subreddit for making the blatantly obvious observation that the Assassins are categorically anarchists, smh.
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm really out here getting downvoted on the AC subreddit for making the blatantly obvious observation that the Assassins are categorically anarchists, smh.
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December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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cute doggyboys alert!! they demand tummy rubs and puppy hugs >:3c
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
cute doggyboys alert!! they demand tummy rubs and puppy hugs >:3c
No one talks about the unmatched power of the sun anymore.
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
No one talks about the unmatched power of the sun anymore.
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Stay with me forever
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Stay with me forever
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Just a reminder for everyone.
Officially revealed news is not a spoiler. I'm not going to spoiler tag officially revealed news.
Officially revealed news is not a spoiler. I'm not going to spoiler tag officially revealed news.
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Just a reminder for everyone.
Officially revealed news is not a spoiler. I'm not going to spoiler tag officially revealed news.
Officially revealed news is not a spoiler. I'm not going to spoiler tag officially revealed news.
I think it's cool that every time I wanna click a random YouTube mixtape now I have to take a minute to try to figure out if the thumbnail is AI.
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I think it's cool that every time I wanna click a random YouTube mixtape now I have to take a minute to try to figure out if the thumbnail is AI.
I mean. If the point of the scene is that the POV character doesn’t understand the language, it does make sense not to translate it, yes. What are we even talking about here.
Apparently some of you believe that having characters speak in a foreign language so the audience doesn't know what they're saying somehow makes sense and is good film-making, and I want to know who hurt you.
If you have characters speaking a language the majority of the audience doesn't speak and they turn on native subtitles and the subtitles are [Speaking in Foreign Language], we have permission to sell your children to a witch.
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I mean. If the point of the scene is that the POV character doesn’t understand the language, it does make sense not to translate it, yes. What are we even talking about here.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Dudes rock.
2 Rubiks Cubes, 2 Cigs, 2 Beers NEW WORLD RECORD! (1:57, SUB 2 MIN)
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November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Dudes rock.
It's been nearly twenty years since I've seen or directly thought about the film, but every once in a while the song that plays in the DVD menu for Knocked Up just pops into my head unbidden.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It's been nearly twenty years since I've seen or directly thought about the film, but every once in a while the song that plays in the DVD menu for Knocked Up just pops into my head unbidden.
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I'm really getting tired of people using "slop" as a catch-all term for things they don't like. imho it is ONLY acceptable to use when talking about AI or those sloppy steaks from I Think You Should Leave
August 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm really getting tired of people using "slop" as a catch-all term for things they don't like. imho it is ONLY acceptable to use when talking about AI or those sloppy steaks from I Think You Should Leave
It’s really astounding how League of Legends still has one of the best freemium models out there even in the face of Riot’s awful gacha skins as of late.
Shit’s dire.
Shit’s dire.
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It’s really astounding how League of Legends still has one of the best freemium models out there even in the face of Riot’s awful gacha skins as of late.
Shit’s dire.
Shit’s dire.
I think Riot making a video specifically to glaze Faker kind of sucks, actually.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I think Riot making a video specifically to glaze Faker kind of sucks, actually.
I need someone to play League with again so bad, fuck.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I need someone to play League with again so bad, fuck.
I went here and everybody knew you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I went here and everybody knew you.
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Every.
Single.
Time.
Single.
Time.
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Every.
Single.
Time.
Single.
Time.
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Production of Assassin’s Creed tie-in media seems to have mostly stalled out and I’m pretty bummed about it, tbh
The second cycle of Les Deux Royeaumes comics is some of the best stuff in the franchise and the two Engines of History novels weren’t anything to sneeze at either.
The second cycle of Les Deux Royeaumes comics is some of the best stuff in the franchise and the two Engines of History novels weren’t anything to sneeze at either.
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Production of Assassin’s Creed tie-in media seems to have mostly stalled out and I’m pretty bummed about it, tbh
The second cycle of Les Deux Royeaumes comics is some of the best stuff in the franchise and the two Engines of History novels weren’t anything to sneeze at either.
The second cycle of Les Deux Royeaumes comics is some of the best stuff in the franchise and the two Engines of History novels weren’t anything to sneeze at either.
Nothing to lose but our chains, baybeeeee
Not really a crashout but probably worth putting here for uh, archival purposes
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Nothing to lose but our chains, baybeeeee
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"I wish Kam'lanaut only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I wish Kam'lanaut only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
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Game of Thrones did immeasurable damage to the brains of network executives.
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Game of Thrones did immeasurable damage to the brains of network executives.