Holden Koch
@naughtyilluminati.bsky.social
This is the Alt. A release of unrequited thoughts and fantasies.
I generally follow people that get my mind racing in all the best ways.
I generally follow people that get my mind racing in all the best ways.
Is there an official breeding season? 🍆💦
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Is there an official breeding season? 🍆💦
How many men are going like this for Halloween?
October 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How many men are going like this for Halloween?
🎶 If you’re proud of your cock, you should show it.
If you’re proud of your cock, you should show it.
If you’re proud of your cock, then your gooning face will show it.
If you’re proud of your cock, you should show us. 🎶
If you’re proud of your cock, you should show it.
If you’re proud of your cock, then your gooning face will show it.
If you’re proud of your cock, you should show us. 🎶
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
🎶 If you’re proud of your cock, you should show it.
If you’re proud of your cock, you should show it.
If you’re proud of your cock, then your gooning face will show it.
If you’re proud of your cock, you should show us. 🎶
If you’re proud of your cock, you should show it.
If you’re proud of your cock, then your gooning face will show it.
If you’re proud of your cock, you should show us. 🎶
Go on… Tell the group (us) about your cum addiction.
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Go on… Tell the group (us) about your cum addiction.
There really aren’t enough slutty neighbors that need dick’d down for an afternoon delight in these tumultuous times.
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
There really aren’t enough slutty neighbors that need dick’d down for an afternoon delight in these tumultuous times.
I think it could be fun to be at one of those gay cabaret bars in NYC where the Broadway professional singers frequent and feel the energy change as someone sings Kill Bill by SZA.
a woman singing into a microphone wearing a heart necklace
Alt: A GIF of Whitney Houston giving a cheeky shoulder dance as she stands behind a microphone like she has no care about what she’s just said.
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October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I think it could be fun to be at one of those gay cabaret bars in NYC where the Broadway professional singers frequent and feel the energy change as someone sings Kill Bill by SZA.
"I LAY THERE, ANNOYED THAT I WAS GETTING FUCKED BY A GUY WITH _________ PUBES AND A DICK LIKE _______________"
- STORMY DANIELS
- STORMY DANIELS
October 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"I LAY THERE, ANNOYED THAT I WAS GETTING FUCKED BY A GUY WITH _________ PUBES AND A DICK LIKE _______________"
- STORMY DANIELS
- STORMY DANIELS
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Feeling kinda dead inside… I guess it’s time to take my cock out!
March 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Feeling kinda dead inside… I guess it’s time to take my cock out!
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whenever a gay guy posts “i love being gay” that means he’s just participated in an exchange of fluids
March 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
whenever a gay guy posts “i love being gay” that means he’s just participated in an exchange of fluids
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I don't need a national day to send nudes
April 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I don't need a national day to send nudes
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🔁 Repost if I can suck you like this.
July 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
🔁 Repost if I can suck you like this.
See Jizz, post Jizz
Pop went my weasel.
Pop went my weasel.
September 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
See Jizz, post Jizz
Pop went my weasel.
Pop went my weasel.
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In the mood to be a hoe but there’s no one to be a hoe with 😭
August 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
In the mood to be a hoe but there’s no one to be a hoe with 😭
Afternoon snack that will lead to an afternoon delight. 🥳
September 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Afternoon snack that will lead to an afternoon delight. 🥳
I feel bad for those that accept adequate ducks.
Know your worth! 😈
Know your worth! 😈
July 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I feel bad for those that accept adequate ducks.
Know your worth! 😈
Know your worth! 😈
Anyone in the mood to ride some cock?
May 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Anyone in the mood to ride some cock?
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i do in fact need to quickly become as hot as humanly possible and arrange a stable of men to go "hang out with" when politics starts getting to me to survive this
March 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
i do in fact need to quickly become as hot as humanly possible and arrange a stable of men to go "hang out with" when politics starts getting to me to survive this
Tired:
Quid Pro Quo
Woke:
Queer Go Pro
Quid Pro Quo
Woke:
Queer Go Pro
February 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Tired:
Quid Pro Quo
Woke:
Queer Go Pro
Quid Pro Quo
Woke:
Queer Go Pro
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Everything is fine, why?
December 2, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Everything is fine, why?
Could use some of “that” retail therapy!
February 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Could use some of “that” retail therapy!
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*cues up Goodbye Horses*
January 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
*cues up Goodbye Horses*
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A tale in four parts
January 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A tale in four parts
Frankly, I’m surprised no one has organized a weekly (if not daily) bukkake party!
January 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Frankly, I’m surprised no one has organized a weekly (if not daily) bukkake party!
Is this the ____________ $188 cock ring you’ve ever seen in your life?
January 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Is this the ____________ $188 cock ring you’ve ever seen in your life?